Give him an A for creativity and effort.

[Maggot]

Texas Man Drives Car Dealership Loaner to Rob Bank So He ...​

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3 hours ago — Eric Dion Warren has been arrested after he drove a car dealership loaner to a bank, which he then proceeded to rob so that he could buy a ...

 

[TheHorta]

Should’ve taken the cash and the BMW across the border.

 

[whatsupdoc]

Just imagine the thought process of this Einstein working this out in his brain.

 

[Strykervet]

Okay, so yeah, it was stupid.

But I don't think the dumb motherfucker needs to die in prison for it. 20 years? Really?

He stole $10k and got caught 15 minutes later and now taxpayers get to pay $600k to house his ass for 20 years --so who got fucked here? Obviously not the bank.

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Maybe it's his retirement plan.
Probably has no superannuation, no family to live with.
May as well go to prison.

 

[The DFC]

Creative and effortful.....................for a mentally handicapped 6 year old.

 

[AngryKoala]

I mean at least he didn't steal the car and try to deposit it at the bank.

 

[AZ_Spot&Stalk]

Wow.... I thought the older you get, the wiser you get?

 

[candyx]

Always remember to remove the dye pack before walking out the door.

 

[plh]

Was voted CovIDIOT of the week on local DFW am WBAP. Beat out "Folding Camp Chair for Driver Seat in Pickup Guy" and " "Go Forward" tattoo on hip Girl" for recognition.