Maggie’s Good to See 1J04 Back Out and About

Well, it's official. In layman's terms the Doc sez I'm a pussy. No need to go under the knife again. No tear to be seen. Sez the shoulder is "Frozen", meaning stuck and hurt from the compression. Basically my Ballistic Coefficiency isn't so good. His explanation makes some sense. Said look, you're 240 lbs and augered in pretty good. What you didn't break to the brunt of the impact and it's a complicated area of the body to damage. It's going to take time to heal, but we've gotta get you into PT and get that wing moving. In the meantime I'm gonna give you a shot of cortisone in the shoulder through your upper back. WHAAAAA? Yes, it's going to hurt but then it's done and should make you feel better. Ok. Wack!!! That was horrific and nobody should ever do this unless you absolutely have to. Asked about how the plate was doing and the collarbone, told him it's sensitive and I want it out. Doc sez we can do that, but not for a year. What? Ya, gotta be in for a year before we can remove it. Fuck. So we're signed up for PT and looking forward to some more off the charts pain to try and get this thing going. I can't remember the lengthy medical term he used for my situation, but basically as stated, I'm a pussy. :rolleyes: We'll see. And thx Cartman for the advice and insight. Apologize for not calling before I went, but we gotter done.

being old/getting old sucks. Definitely don't bounce back well anymore. At least you know now.
 
I hear that part of his recuperation has included playing Golf. He recently helped expand the Golfers Lexicon with some new terms for various swing outcomes:

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.' - got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - way to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way to the left and out of bounds.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

A `Tiger Woods' - Wrong Hole

Who knew AJ was going to impact the golf world more than anyone since Happy Gilmore and Judge Smales!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
Well it's for the $15 Dollar Hot Dog Rotisserie I picked up at a Yard Sale. :cool:

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It's time to get a little more life outta my Brass and a little better neck tension consistency. Been wanting to do this for a long damn time. Well, it's time. ;)

I beleive those use a propane torch...propane comes in a tank/cylinder. Last time you handled a propane tank...life goes full circle. Better send that to me before you hurt yourself AGAIN ;)

 
I beleive those use a propane torch...propane comes in a tank/cylinder. Last time you handled a propane tank...life goes full circle. Better send that to me before you hurt yourself AGAIN ;)

I picked up it's own brand new 5 gallon tank. The offending 10 gallon tank has seen better days and is still scheduled to become swiss cheese. It must pay for my stupidity because I cannot accept responsibility for my actions. Isn't that the way we're supposed to think? :rolleyes: Lemme knock a few cases out, then maybe we can talk about just storing it at Mr Nichols place. ;)
Now how bout a little confidence gentlemen. :eek:
 
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