Halloween Costumes?

[bonifacio]

Anyone dress up? Do anything fun? I'm always looking for something clever. Figured if I start planning now, I can clean up the contests next year.
One yeah I was Russell from UP.
Made a sash, printed the patches, bought the soda cap button and just attached a bunch of stuff to a backpack. Won a total of $800.
This yeah I was Toad and made my dog dress up like Yoshi.

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[vinniedelpino]

Anyone dress up? Do anything fun? I'm always looking for something clever. Figured if I start planning now, I can clean up the contests next year.
One yeah I was Russell from UP.
Made a sash, printed the patches, bought the soda cap button and just attached a bunch of stuff to a backpack. Won a total of $800.
This yeah I was Toad and made my dog dress up like Yoshi.

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That Toad costume is tits.

I tip my cap to you, sir...

 

[lash]

I don’t anymore, but my daughter and family do every year. Some previous costumes:

 

[adubeau]

I am so fucking ugly I don't need to dress up

 

[bonifacio]

That Toad costume is tits.

I tip my cap to you, sir...

Thanks. It was so last minute. I tried finding a cheap blue vest. Couldn't, so I ended up making it with fabric. Took so many tries and still fit weird.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'm going as Speaker of the House.

Sirhr

 

[bonifacio]

I don’t anymore, but my daughter and family do every year. Some previous costumes:

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This is amaze-balls.

 

[lash]

This is amaze-balls.

They are over the top every year. It’s kinda fun seeing what they come up with every year. And yeah, they start planning and designing in June/July.

 

[232593]

I’m guessing going as Hamas or Hezbollah would probably not go over well.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’m guessing going as Hamas or Hezbollah would probably not go over well.

Probably not a good idea in Skokie...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[hafejd30]

With this kit you can go as a fudgesicle

 

[hic28]

I did Meal Team 6 for the office Halloween contest last year and won $300

 

[232593]

Probably not a good idea in Skokie...

Cheers,

Sirhr

Ok so how about this one?

 

[Redmanss]

Working as a firearms and security instructor on a camp in Afghanistan, a lot of the admin types would pretend we weren't in a war zone and get dressed up for Halloween, all endorsed by management in an MWR effort.

I didn't play, instead wearing my regular company logo polo shirt we had to wear when instructing in the classroom, and was also the regular wear for upper management as well. It was a regular work day for me instructing a class of new hires, and I wasn't about to play clown town while teaching the dangers of VBIEDs and Green-on-Blue shootings to the fresh in country folks.

Grabbing a smoke outside the classroom on a break, one of the big bosses of the program who was dressed up stopped to talk and asked me why I didn't dress up as anything, to which I replied "I did sir, I'm going as a company man this year."

I'm pretty sure I almost got fired that day.

I'll be dressed as a railroader this year, same as last year and the year before that because I'm on call as usual, while giving out copious amounts of chocolate to the few kids that might stop by the house.

Trunk-or-Treat and creepy perverts ruined Halloween...

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

I don't dress up
My old man always said I should change my face it scares people

 

[Snipe260]

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I'm going as Speaker of the House.

Sirhr

I’m gonna dress up like Joe Biden and answer the door saying”Merry Christmas”!

 

[Snipe260]

Working as a firearms and security instructor on a camp in Afghanistan, a lot of the admin types would pretend we weren't in a war zone and get dressed up for Halloween, all endorsed by management in an MWR effort.

I didn't play, instead wearing my regular company logo polo shirt we had to wear when instructing in the classroom, and was also the regular wear for upper management as well. It was a regular work day for me instructing a class of new hires, and I wasn't about to play clown town while teaching the dangers of VBIEDs and Green-on-Blue shootings to the fresh in country folks.

Grabbing a smoke outside the classroom on a break, one of the big bosses of the program who was dressed up stopped to talk and asked me why I didn't dress up as anything, to which I replied "I did sir, I'm going as a company man this year."

I'm pretty sure I almost got fired that day.

I'll be dressed as a railroader this year, same as last year and the year before that because I'm on call as usual, while giving out copious amounts of chocolate to the few kids that might stop by the house.

Trunk-or-Treat and creepy perverts ruined Halloween...

Haven’t dressed up since 10 yrs old. Lol

 

[Redmanss]

Haven’t dressed up since 10 yrs old. Lol

Yep.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I’m guessing going as Hamas or Hezbollah would probably not go over well.

Having 3-4 guys wearing full Texas hog hunting outfits driving a Ram with "Ultimate Night Vision" printed on the sides, two guys riding in the truck bed with ARs held up, towing a flatbed trailer that is stacked with mannequins dressed up as Hamas terrorists complete with the green headbands would be AWESOME as fuck. Imagine the cheering and photo ops while driving around town...

 

[Maser]

When I do dress up for Halloween it is usually the most politically incorrect thing I can come up with. This year I was gonna be Dianne Feinstein's dead corpse, but after this Israel-Palestine thing I decided I'm gonna dress up as a Hamas terrorist with a decapitated baby attached to me.

 

[n2ishun]

Well, you know what I always say.....

 

[45-90]

No...

 

[lash]

I’m gonna dress up like Joe Biden and answer the door saying”Merry Christmas”!

I must have pictures of this!

 

[EddieNFL]

I turn the lights out and eat the candy.

 

[Woodland_Wolf_M81]

I did Meal Team 6 for the office Halloween contest last year and won $300

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This is awesome! I might have to steal this idea, but do ketchup and mustard squeeze bottles as the nods.

 

[bonifacio]

I’m gonna dress up like Joe Biden and answer the door saying”Merry Christmas”!

Dress up as a minor and have his face (mask) attached do your shoulder whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

 

[DocRDS]

I'm going as the most frightening thing possible.

A straight white male with a job who pays his bills.

 

[Rthur]

Is disgruntled tax payer taken?


R

 

[Herb Stoner]

Is disgruntled tax payer taken?


R

Yes

Stay angry dude…

 

[dustingaunder]

Kid wanted to be pikachu. So naturally, I’m Ash.

 

[bonifacio]

Kid wanted to be pikachu. So naturally, I’m Ash.

The very best.

 

[buffalowinter]