Has anyone learnt hypnosis ?

[cupid stunt]

I spent a winter reading up on the subject and watching hypnosis videos. I did it for fun, and it is good fun , but it can be dangerous.... You have to be really careful what you tell people, especially women.

Here's my first effort at putting what I had learned into practise.

 

[cupid stunt]

Notice her start to cry at about 2:00... I have seen this several times. Something very upsetting has happened that will always be with her, sad really.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Spblademaker]

Have you learned the Phoenix eye yet?

 

[cupid stunt]

Have you learned the Phoenix eye yet?

I don't even know what it is.

 

[Veer_G]

Have you learned the Phoenix eye yet?

Fucker. I was gonna say that.

 

[cupid stunt]

Fucker. I was gonna say that.

WTF is it ?

 

[Veer_G]

WTF is it ?

I'm not sure that you have sufficient clearance.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Google it.

 

[cupid stunt]

Google it.

Sounds like bollocks to me.

 

[ArmyJerry]

doubt it at your own peril

Sounds like bollocks to me.

 

[Maser]

 

[Veer_G]

Sounds like bollocks to me.

Sounds like someone needs to go out and play in traffic.

 

[diverdon]

Am I the only one who fast forwarded to see if she got naked?

 

[cupid stunt]

Here's another type of induction, I much prefer the first, it's quicker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=52&v=M560wFTDBEQ

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Am I the only one who fast forwarded to see if she got naked?

No...no you are not.
I saw the car sitting there....
I thought he was gonna put her in the car and actually convince her women are terrible drivers...through the "powwwer of hypnooosis".
Or he could have had her check the oil under hypnosis...that would been great. If that would work I need to hip mo tize my wife to check the oil.

 

[Veer_G]

Am I the only one who fast forwarded to see if she got naked?

You mean with "Monument to the Quality of British Dentistry" over-ripe Heisenberg wannabe in the video?

 

[diverdon]

You mean with "Monument to the Quality of British Dentistry" over-ripe Heisenberg wannabe in the video?

Actually was kinda hoping that she did not....but morbid curiosity, ya know.

 

[Veer_G]

Actually was kinda hoping that she did not....but morbid curiosity, ya know.

Yeah. I think the record books would have displayed a big, fat asterisk, between you and me.

 

[cupid stunt]

Yeah. I think the record books would have displayed a big, fat asterisk, between you and me.

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I wish I knew how you did that, it's great !

 

[Veer_G]

I wish I knew how you did that, it's great !

Well, I'd explain it to you, but then I'd ask for partial reimbursement for two years of university-level art school tuition, and a sustaining grant to support my Adobe subscription.

 

[cupid stunt]

Well, I'd explain it to you, but then I'd ask for partial reimbursement for two years of university-level art school tuition, and a sustaining grant to support my Adobe subscription.

I'm impressed, well done.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Be one with slack.

 

[cupid stunt]

Be one with slack.

Religion is exactly what hypnosis is..... If a person can be convinced they are stuck to a tree in under five minutes just imagine what the churches can do in a year.

 

[diverdon]

Religion is exactly what hypnosis is..... If a person can be convinced they are stuck to a tree in under five minutes just imagine what the churches can do in a year.

So quick to reveal your agenda.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Religion is exactly what hypnosis is..... If a person can be convinced they are stuck to a tree in under five minutes just imagine what the churches can do in a year.

 

[cupid stunt]

So quick to reveal your agenda.

I have no agenda

 

[Ric O'shay]

Is that a "fuck hat" you are wearing or just a "regular hat"? Asking for a falcon friend.

 

[pmclaine]

Something very upsetting has happened that will always be with her, sad really.

I think it was that exact moment being touched by you and realizing it was being filmed.

 

[Veer_G]

Is that a "fuck hat" you are wearing or just a "regular hat"? Asking for a falcon friend.

While I look for answers ...

 

[Spblademaker]

I'm not sure that you have sufficient clearance.

G14 classified info. Not sure he has the clearance levels.

 

[niteshooter]

I learnt hypnosis.
It’s called read through the freaking Bear Pit today. Good grief.
Think I’ll break the monotony and go outside to stare at the sky looking for suicidal pigeons or something.

 

[MtnCreek]

^ I'd take a shotgun. Never know.

 

[Sam Dunham]

Just got in from pissing on all the tires, have to go smell some ass now, be right back.

 

[cupid stunt]

This is the bloke who took the video above, I watched all his video's and eventually went out searching for victims with him. He is as good as they get.

 

[Veer_G]

^ I'd take a shotgun. Never know.

Better yet, take a pleasant stroll.

 

[Veer_G]

... and eventually went out searching for victims with him.

Yeah, healthy, non passive-aggressive pastimes you have there.

 

[MtnCreek]

Better yet, take a pleasant stroll.

Fiocchi Golden Pleasant?

 

[Veer_G]

Fiocchi Golden Pleasant?

 

[1J04]

This guy is getting a bit more than just creepy in record time...............

 

[pmclaine]

Went to one of those dinner shows with hypnosis comedians.

The key to it is working the line prior to the show as audience enters. He banters back and forth with people in line and picks up on who wants to be an "actor" than uses them in his show.

Always someone out there that wants there fifteen minutes of fame especially if it is in a dirty Italian restaurant catering to a drunk young crowd in a town with the gritty characteristics of Saugus.

 

[Scott037]

I've been picked 3 times for comedy hypnosis. every time i was told that i am not a good candidate for hypnosis. the third guy was world famous and asked to speak with me after wards and just said that most likely id never be hypnotized. something about not being able hold my focus long enough. i can lose hours with tv or reloading though.

 

[cupid stunt]

I've been picked 3 times for comedy hypnosis. every time i was told that i am not a good candidate for hypnosis. the third guy was world famous and asked to speak with me after wards and just said that most likely id never be hypnotized. something about not being able hold my focus long enough. i can lose hours with tv or reloading though.

How were you selected exactly ?

 

[pmclaine]

How were you selected exactly ?

I got picked from the audience the one time I went to one of these shows.

I was called up on stage for the hypnotism part but he said I couldnt be hypnotized.

He kept me up on stage and did an act where I was naked and the "hypnotized" people on stage giggled and laughed as he went through me getting a hypnotized hard on and whatever.

I had joked around with him when I was in the line to enter the show.

I noted others in line that were on stage also had back and forth with him while outside. Im guessing some were part of a "cast".

 

[Snipe260]

Maser, I’m sorry to inform you! Your now #2!

 

[cupid stunt]

I got picked from the audience the one time I went to one of these shows.

I was called up on stage for the hypnotism part but he said I couldnt be hypnotized.

He kept me up on stage and did an act where I was naked and the "hypnotized" people on stage giggled and laughed as he went through me getting a hypnotized hard on and whatever.

I had joked around with him when I was in the line to enter the show.

I noted others in line that were on stage also had back and forth with him while outside. Im guessing some were part of a "cast".

You were picked at random then ?

There are only two types of people I'm aware of who can not be hypnotised, the first category are those who have little in the way of imagination, and the second type are hypnotists.

 

[pmclaine]

You were picked at random then ?

There are only two types of people I'm aware of who can not be hypnotised, the first category are those who have little in the way of imagination, and the second type are hypnotists.

No I cant imagine I was picked at random.

I had my banter with him while I was in line and I imagine that because I reacted with him he hoped that would continue on stage and he imagined I would "act" in accordance with what his show script called for.

I imagine there is hypnosis but it doesnt happen in a crowded bar atmosphere on a stage.

 

[cupid stunt]

No I cant imagine I was picked at random.

I had my banter with him while I was in line and I imagine that because I reacted with him he hoped that would continue on stage and he imagined I would "act" in accordance with what his show script called for.

I imagine there is hypnosis but it doesnt happen in a crowded bar atmosphere on a stage.

If you were not tested before being chosen you were picked at random.

Hypnosis can happen anywhere.

 

[pmclaine]

If you were not tested before being chosen you were picked at random.

Hypnosis can happen anywhere.

The test is in the pre show conversation being perceptive to who is willing to play his fool, sort of divining the idiot I imagine.

 

[Alphatreedog]

The test is in the pre show conversation being perceptive to who is willing to play his fool, sort of divining the idiot I imagine.

Kinda like finding the right fat chick at 2am .