Have any Hider’s met Army Jerry in person?

[powdahound76]

I was thinking about this.

Have you? If yes, please post your story.

I have not met him in person yet and wonder if possibly Army Jerry might actually be Joel Osteen’s alter ego where he can vent his frustration and not just pray for those who send cash.......


Disclaimer, I thought this up with no alcohol or any other CO legal substances in my system. Probably just a cup of good coffee.

 

[XLR308]

Coffee with a dash of Columbian bam bam maybe ??

 

[Maggot]

Buy more ammo.

 

[2ndamendfan]

I would like to know AJ's story he has hinted at a couple things.

 

[Supersubes]

 

[Alphatreedog]

I've heard that he was spawned of the unholy union of a female Titan and Chuck Norris .
Or was it Pee Wee Herman and Phyllis Diller ?

 

[ArmyJerry]

what do you want to know?

I have met and shot with a few off the board at Peacemaker, they are not pit types .

 

[Tucker301]

Do we need a dating section now or is this a passing phase?

 

[j-huskey]

If I only had photoshop.....
And I am aware of "payback"......
But,

Jerry's house after a hurricane....

Jerry's coat closet by the door of that house. Left side.

Jerry's front door, right side.

Jerry and bud waiting on Lowlight, to protect Jerry's 4 adopted daughters from Frank...

Jerry's adopted daughters.

Jerry's iguana he let's guests pet.

 

[j-huskey]

Jerry's cat.

Jerry's lizard pet.

Pet cleaned up, asking neighbors daughter for a treat.

 

[FS1]

Do we need a dating section now or is this a passing phase?

It all started with a manlove fest for Veer. What have we become?

When Chuck Norris is in trouble he calls Army Jerry.

I heard a rumor that AJ works for Federal Ammo, Fiocchi and UMC. He gets a percentage for every round sold.

 

[j-huskey]

Jerry with a migraine.

Leave him alone.

Jerry hydrating his grandson at the beach.

 

[Tucker301]

I heard a rumor that AJ works for Federal Ammo, Fiocchi and UMC. He gets a percentage for every round sold.

Yep. The propane people had to let him go.

 

[j-huskey]

Jerry pissed off at something..

Jerry's motorized razor... chuck norris ain't got shit on jerry.

Jerry's razors old blade after one shave and the replacement.

Jerry's little bear from childhood.

 

[j-huskey]

More Jerry childhood pics.

And Jerry retired.

 

[powdahound76]

Tucker, not quite.

I read a lot of posts here. AJ is one that cracks me up the most.
Then he is all mellow when stuff is real for any of our members here and you can see a completely different AJ.

No man love. Plus, the Pit needed something besides making fun of snowflakes and political rants.

Keep it up boys, this is cracking me up.

 

[j-huskey]

Jerry, 1J04, Lowlight, and two banned Hiders were comparing penis implants, from left to right in order, Jerry won again.

Mine was up there on the far right (22 short blank), but it fell off in the junk on the bench, and I couldn't find it. Reminded me too much of hunting something else in the winter. ?

 

[RTH1800]

One of those pictures is a complete fake! No way AJ would have empty magazines near his door.

 

[oneshot86]

j husky, too clever.
lol, but its all true, i dont think that cat needs a parachute when invading from the sky...

 

[oneshot86]

the mags are loaded, im just surprised they arent greenie tipped super cali fragil istic self guiders

 

[W54/XM-388]

If I only had photoshop.....

Photoshop is overbloated and over rated for what the average person needs unless you are doing some specific things that really require it.
For your daily photo editing and making memes needs:

https://krita.org/en/homepage/
http://mypaint.org
https://www.gimp.org
https://pinta-project.com/pintaproject/pinta/

All free, multi platform and work well.

 

[j-huskey]

Thanks much, I am challenged on this stuff as a few of you know. Just figured out screen shots this year..... ????

 

[Snipe260]

I met army jerry once. Been blind ever since!

 

[JSTARSZ]

I heard Army Jerry was really in the Air Force but too ashamed to come out and say it

Buying more ammo....................NOW!

 

[Spblademaker]

Rumor has it that looking directly at ArmyJerry is like looking directly at the contents of the Arc of the Covanent.

 

[ArmyJerry]

now you crossed the line,

I heard Army Jerry was really in the Air Force but too ashamed to come out and say it

Buying more ammo....................NOW!

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I heard that gazing upon the AJ will cause ones face to light up like those did in Pulp Fiction when checking out THE briefcase. And then no memory of the event.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I heard Army Jerry was really in the Air Force but too ashamed to come out and say it

Buying more ammo....................NOW!

Did you mean Chair Force ?

 

[Nik H]

Do we need a dating section now or is this a passing phase?

LMAO

 

[Steel+Killer]

I heard AJ was turned down for "The Most Interesting Man In The World" commercials for being.........."Too Interesting"

 

[Spblademaker]

Rumor also has it that at only 12hrs old, AJ did his own circumcision, using a broadsword.

 

[CJS-6.5]

Aj's toilet is so scared of him it craps its pants for him.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I think I ran into him at the ammo store.



Cheers, sirhr

 

[JSTARSZ]

now you crossed the line,

OK, Lightfighter... I was Arctic Light in the 6 ID(L). Buying more Ammo.

 

[missed]

You don't meet Jerry, Jerry meets you and you buy more ammo.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

 

[1J04]

Met him once. Seems a bit shy. He handed me one of his business cards, which happen to have handles, and walked off into the sunset. Weird.

 

[niteshooter]

Once I was eating my breakfast taco while perusing the local outfitters store.
I thought I saw the image of Jesus on my tortilla but realized it was the spirit of AJ, reminding me to buy more ammo.

 

[Dirty D]

...Disclaimer, I thought this up with no alcohol or any other CO legal substances in my system...

Loser

Me before pretty much every post.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Shit... This thread got me wondering wtf Jerry is really like, so I went and met up with him on a dirt road close to the middle of nowhere. Been a while since my last haircut, I was really concerned I wouldn't make it out alive cuz he might mistake me for a socialist mouthbreather. I was counting on the well-worn browning hat being enough to neutralize that suspicion.

Some how I made it back.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Was good meeting you QnD.

QUOTE="QuickNDirty, post: 7240037, member: 85023"]Shit... This thread got me wondering wtf Jerry is really like, so I went and met up with him on a dirt road close to the middle of nowhere. Been a while since my last haircut, I was really concerned I wouldn't make it out alive cuz he might mistake me for a socialist mouthbreather. I was counting on the well-worn browning hat being enough to neutralize that suspicion.

Some how I made it back.[/QUOTE]

 

[QuickNDirty]

Damn straight. Next time we need to shoot some shit... while riding dirtbikes.

 

[TheGerman]

In before someone that met ArmyJerry has a #metoo moment.