Here's a Christmas Promotion that puts nearly ALL OTHERS to shame!

What, not one man had the sac to ask for the redheaded Asian stripper with the big rack? Jeez, what a disappointment!
Yes, she does exist, but only somewhere in Hawaii or maybe it was Japan, or Korea, or the PHilipines or Viet Nam, but hell, she's like the white dude's dream girl with a dream that has a hahahahaha wait for it.... happy ending