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Join the contest SubscribeYes and trueWhat if I'm rubbin it all over her and some gets on me? Can I leave it on if it smells nice? Do I have to shower before proceeding?
Can I borrow it later?
Cover it up with Old Spice?
BTW, coconut oil (from the baking section) doesn't have a smell. The taste is neutral and it's totally edible...
Is TheGerman recruiting minions? I knew this day would come.How good are you with a shovel?
Can you follow directions the first fucking time?
How many people would miss you if you died a spectacular yet tragic death?
Are you close to southern Utah?
The vet is way cheaper!If your penis burns when you urinate, go to the doctor.
Just because one wears form-fitting jeans and uses assorted moisturizers does not mean they are automatically commie.If you're not married yet, then my advice is to not get married. It's a wonderful life being able to spend all of my income on me. If you knock a girl up, still don't get married. Child support is cheaper. I have a spread sheet that details this out.
If you're married and have kids:
1. Work hard
2. Set a good example
3. Spend time with your family
4. Encourage activities that require critical thinking
5. Harp on reading comprehension and the importance of words
6. Don't be a skinny jeans wearing, scented lotion using, man bun having commie
I know a guy like this that I took to shooting range, he dressed very oddly between punk and antifa style. After talking to him I noticed he was definitely not one of those. He has since changed his clothing to regular. But it is still a good generalization!Just because one wears form-fitting jeans and uses assorted moisturizers does not mean they are automatically commie.
I refuse to believe this. The only authorized moisturizer for men is Lucas Red N Tacky.Just because one wears form-fitting jeans and uses assorted moisturizers does not mean they are automatically commie.
Just because I like to get a lil' freaky don't mean I'm a commie.Um, yeah it does.
Cosplay makes it worse.....
and I had to look up cosplay when you posted pics of you and your honey all dressed up.
The vet is way cheaper!
Psh. I use money to accomplish the same thing.I used to think like that. Long beard, lots of flannel, baseball hats and loose jeans... Then I made I my first real female friend and she convinced me to change my ways.
Cologne, form fitting clothing, moisturizers, beard oil and teeth whitening kits.. the whole package. Even got myself one of those "undercut" hairstyles. Shit... I got a manicure and pedicure once too. But just once.
Did I look a European homosexual? Yes. Yes I did. (Married now and back to square one)
Did friends and family make fun of me? Absolutely. Especially my dad. He would tell people about my boyfriend that didn't exist. Several of his neighbors actually thought I was gay. Some probably still do.
But the results don't lie... you'll get twice as much booty from the ladies. Sure, dudes will try to dance up on you from time to time, but if you give them the "I'm not gay- back the fuck off" death stare they'll scurry away. It's absolutely worth it.
And if you're old and dress like a fag, even better. It'll open up your world to mid 20's girls with minor to moderate daddy issues that aren't ready to jump right into the old man game.
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Oh hell yeah. Money works better than anything else, hands down.Psh. I use money to accomplish the same thing.
So looking like a fag, and having money are the two keys to staying stocked up on pussy. If I ever go broke, I'll dress like a fag because I need my poontang!!
I'm hoping, I'm GtG now. I've been married for damn near 30 years now, so, those seeds should be old enough now, to not GAS anymore, and I've been to a few countries, also. I hope.........MacI’m waiting for some Italian kid to come knocking on my door one day.
^^^^^ Ed ZacharyHi,
Here is my opinion/advice for the OP situation and question.
We conservatives for years and years, decades and decades have been focused on the top of the food chain in Politics while forgetting the small crumbs. We have always operated with philosophy that the head controls everything else.
All the while the Dems have focused on playing the long long game of piling my crumbs and more crumbs up until the point the crumbs control and make up the pizza instead of the pepperoni sitting at top of pizza.
We conservatives must adopt the new philosophy of not being much concern with whom the talking head is and focus LOCAL.
Street, Community, Town, County, then State....
Align yourself and your family in that mindset. Move your family to a street, community, town, county that does align with your beliefs and stop paying taxes living in an area that doesn't abide by your beliefs.
If we all stop focusing on talking heads and focused all our energy to our own streets; we would be unstoppable.
Sincerely,
Theis
In aall honesty, just live your life. Make choices in life as they come up, and own them. Strive to always learn from mistakes. Keep improving on yourself. The rest will eventually fall in place.i feel like i would fail my kids if i didnt find some positive way to influence this world and im at a loss and when i go anywhere else online or talk to anyone else in person all im hearing is well wait and see and i dont know......im just trying to be productive.....what better place than here. what better time than now?
I'm afraid to ask, but I'm gonna...Oh hell yeah. Money works better than anything else, hands down.
I don't feed pigeons though, so if I ever find myself single again I'll be the guy in the v cut shirt and tight ass pants with ample ankle cleavage... or whatever the style is at that point.
Ball bustin is nearly a corporate sponsored recreational activity in my workplace. If you can't handle some ribbing you'll find yourself bounced around from team to team, etc.@clcustom1911 - yeah, but I gotta bust balls and am sure you can enjoy a little fun without reporting me for being mean.
I'm afraid to ask, but I'm gonna...
.... what is ankle cleavage??
Cheers, Sirhr
If your penis burns when you urinate, go to the doctor.
nice one.
i will allow others to verbally insult me, but then i am much better at it than most that try me.
As Tip O'Neill famous saying goes, "All politics is local."Hi,
Here is my opinion/advice for the OP situation and question.
We conservatives for years and years, decades and decades have been focused on the top of the food chain in Politics while forgetting the small crumbs. We have always operated with philosophy that the head controls everything else.
All the while the Dems have focused on playing the long long game of piling my crumbs and more crumbs up until the point the crumbs control and make up the pizza instead of the pepperoni sitting at top of pizza.
We conservatives must adopt the new philosophy of not being much concern with whom the talking head is and focus LOCAL.
Street, Community, Town, County, then State....
Align yourself and your family in that mindset. Move your family to a street, community, town, county that does align with your beliefs and stop paying taxes living in an area that doesn't abide by your beliefs.
If we all stop focusing on talking heads and focused all our energy to our own streets; we would be unstoppable.
Sincerely,
Theis
@jamessAs a younger male trying to raise a family in this "modern" world that i so strongly dont agree with or fit into....
looking for guidance as to what to do with our growing concerns with staying right with God....raising a family....and securing freedom for our futures
I dont have family or friends really so I thought this might be a good way to stay positive and productive towards a better future....
what can be done to improve things?
im not looking for stress inducing conspiracy or political garbage but real conversation of guidance
Well if plan A was asking in the bear pit for life advice with your 2nd post on the site in 3 years then looks like he’s right on track!
So yeah..EXACTLY like the bear pit lolHa! As a biker, I can tell you most biker bars are filled harmless aging professionals, engaging in cosplay.....
This image looks like Jim from Prime
This image looks like Jim from Prime
AmenJames;
What should, get Christian thru this mess, is a relationship with GOD, thru His son JESUS, by the HOLY SPIRIT.
Faith in Christ. The peace that He is in control of your life, and all that He created. Find a men's group in your area.
You might need thick skin. Socail media is not a great place to find what you request.