Maggie’s I got attacked yesterday.( venting)

[Spartan67]

So you bitches think you're tough because you came at me? In someone elses house even? I still handled all of you, left one of you on the ground. So I came out the door and I got attacked.. big deal! You think you got me in my face, You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms, legs, and my neck but that ain't nothing! Bet you weren't expecting me to swing back since it was like eight against one. I'm too damn old for that outrageous behavior. I'm not gonna lie, I knew I was out numbered and just wanted to get back to the house, but I kept on swinging and making sure you got yours too. All I have to say is... you attacked me, not once but twice, As soon as I ran to the house you all followed me in. This is when I really went ballistic and sprayed your lil asses!
I had no choice.
I hate mosquito's !!! Mosquito's are jerks!!!

 

[Fig]

The call me Ali Hassan al-Majid, or Chemical Ali for short.

 

[Spblademaker]

Do you have a Go Fund Me? #BlackFlagMosquitoSprayMatters.

 

[Fig]

You’re terrible!

 

[Thud]

Friggen Wussy

 

[Blue Sky Country]

The call me Ali Hassan al-Majid, or Chemical Ali for short.

Anybody can earn that name after a sufficient amount of Chipotle, and an elevator, or the inside of a car at winter...

 

[Dragonscout25]

"Let the bodies hit the floor..."

 

[1moaoff]

Chem war is authorized..

 

[Decoy]

When i lived in Florida we had two kinds of them, the little ones who could fly through the screens and big ones that could open up the screen doors and come in....

 

[The D]

Anybody can earn that name after a sufficient amount of Chipotle, and an elevator, or the inside of a car at winter...

I’m going to derail this thread but I have a funny story relating to this

Years ago I was at a bar watching mnf with a group of friends, one of whom I worked next to at the shop I worked at. This was an Irish bar that , of course, had Guinness on tap. This bar also sold bottomless bowls of homemade chili during the mnf games. Needless to say, it was a good night. And also many more good nights were had there, it was close to work and my apt. Anyway... The next day was a little...fuzzy...It had also snowed overnight so we weren’t that busy and there were a bunch of guys from the shop in a big circle just bullshittin. I walked up next to my buddy who was with me the night before at the bar and, um, napalmed everyone. Of course after a few seconds everyone turned green, cursed whoever tried killing them, and fled the scene. My buddy stayed standing next to me and for some reason he was laughing just as hard as I was. We both turned to each other and asked, “Did you just shit yourself too”? We had both tried killing everyone we worked with, unbeknownst to each other, at the exact same time and it was glorious. Good times

 

[Barneybdb]