I have just encountered the laziest millennials of all time

[TheGerman]

Out in the front working on a waterfall that comes out of the front of my house. Have the pressure washer going, muck and debris from the winter all over the place and I'm pulling decomposing leaves out of the pump basin.

I had noticed there was a truck on the corner across the street with 5-6 highschool aged guys all fucking around with each other; locking people out of the car, driving off, literally jumping on the hood, etc. Whatever, back to pressure washing.

So after a few more minutes of playing fuck fuck games, 2 of them head down 1 street and 3 of them walk my way. At this point, all I'm thinking is, do I hit them with the pressure washer shooting 35k PSI first, or do I just go left to right from the draw on them with the Glock19. The 2 stop short of me, and the one holding some sort of bag comes closer. I stop, look at him and am like, what?

He fumbles through some speech about how hes with the highschool and raising money for the football team. Apparently these tards have no shame and want to hit a guy working in the front yard sweating his ass off for money. Ok, whatever. He shows me some 'card' they're selling where you can get like 3$ off at fast food places for $25.

I look at him and tell him I don't eat that shit, so thats not going to work. I then ask how many they've managed to sell and he looks at me half ashamed and says zero. So ok... if you 3 want to make your $25 in 15 minutes, grab that bucket and lets move some of these pond rocks while I pressure wash. Wont take more than 10-15 mins and you can keep your 'cards' but Ill pay you $25 each.

They all look at each other like I just started screaming at them in German or something. Hell, they couldn't even make an actual excuse as to why they couldn't do it. All 1 asked was, wait, we have to lift a rock? I'm like yes you muppet, these little pond rocks I can probably find some 10 year old girl to carry. Again, absolutely ZERO interest in doing anything outside of wanting money for something totally useless that they had to do absolutely nothing for.

Then they go back to playing fuck fuck games in the truck and wait for their other 2 friends and leave.

I can only imagine what will happen when the real world takes a bite out of their asses in a few years.

 

[10ring'r]

Ain't that some shit. During the summer, I watch my neighbors, dad or mom, sit on they're riding lawnmowers, while the son walks out of the house, wearing earbuds with their phone in their hands, just bee-bop'n down the sidewalk. Clown World I tell ya. Just Clown World. Shit was just different back in the day. Mac

 

[Redmanss]

Those aren't millennials, they're Gen Z (AKA Zoomers) now coming out of high school. They're well on thier way to making the laziest of millennials look industrious.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Out in the front working on a waterfall that comes out of the front of my house. Have the pressure washer going, muck and debris from the winter all over the place and I'm pulling decomposing leaves out of the pump basin.

I had noticed there was a truck on the corner across the street with 5-6 highschool aged guys all fucking around with each other; locking people out of the car, driving off, literally jumping on the hood, etc. Whatever, back to pressure washing.

So after a few more minutes of playing fuck fuck games, 2 of them head down 1 street and 3 of them walk my way. At this point, all I'm thinking is, do I hit them with the pressure washer shooting 35k PSI first, or do I just go left to right from the draw on them with the Glock19. The 2 stop short of me, and the one holding some sort of bag comes closer. I stop, look at him and am like, what?

He fumbles through some speech about how hes with the highschool and raising money for the football team. Apparently these tards have no shame and want to hit a guy working in the front yard sweating his ass off for money. Ok, whatever. He shows me some 'card' they're selling where you can get like 3$ off at fast food places for $25.

I look at him and tell him I don't eat that shit, so thats not going to work. I then ask how many they've managed to sell and he looks at me half ashamed and says zero. So ok... if you 3 want to make your $25 in 15 minutes, grab that bucket and lets move some of these pond rocks while I pressure wash. Wont take more than 10-15 mins and you can keep your 'cards' but Ill pay you $25 each.

They all look at each other like I just started screaming at them in German or something. Hell, they couldn't even make an actual excuse as to why they couldn't do it. All 1 asked was, wait, we have to lift a rock? I'm like yes you muppet, these little pond rocks I can probably find some 10 year old girl to carry. Again, absolutely ZERO interest in doing anything outside of wanting money for something totally useless that they had to do absolutely nothing for.

Then they go back to playing fuck fuck games in the truck and wait for their other 2 friends and leave.

I can only imagine what will happen when the real world takes a bite out of their asses in a few years.

Sounds like the real world DID just take a bite out of their asses.....

 

[Beefmanne]

The title of this thread offends me greatly, there are several more of these worthless fuckers that deserve a shot at this title.

 

[OREGUN]

Baby boomers were simply the worst parents in the last 150 years. Their shit keeps trickling forward through time. Sooner or later a generation of kids will snap out of it and starting being the adults that have been missing since about 1950.

 

[kenny1773]

yeah tell em their mom did a whole lot more to earn that $25 from you...

 

[theLBC]

Baby boomers were simply the worst parents in the last 150 years. Their shit keeps trickling forward through time. Sooner or later a generation of kids will snap out of it and starting being the adults that have been missing since about 1950.

meh, i'm a barely boomer and my daughter is a Z with her masters. first thing she did when she got a job was buy her mom a new car.
mom still drives the old one more, lol. she doesn't want to wear out her new car.

 

[GordonFreeman]

Then they go back to playing fuck fuck games

Sir,

The politically correct American expression for this is ‘playing hee-haw with the fuck around gang’ also commonly referenced as a ‘shit show at the fuck factory’

Sounds like you played it cool

 

[...]

dude you think thats bad......the current crop of students im teaching now are honestly the laziest and most entitled students ive ever seen.

just this semester alone ive had the following:

• a student who showed up 45 minutes late to class, and argued with me because i wouldnt let him in.....and this happened 3x in a row.
• a student who showed up 1.5 hrs late (to a 2 hr class) because he "overslept".......class started at 10am....
• a student who looked at me like i was speaking Klingon when i told him he needed to clean up his milling machine after he was finished with it...apparently he thought i was his mother and was going to clean it up for him.
• a student who didnt show up to class because they couldnt find the classroom, and then claimed that i had "unreasonable expectations that they should know where the class was ahead of time."
• a student who wasnt turning in HW assignments.....and that it "wasnt fair" that i wouldnt let him turn them in weeks late.

 

[Tims]

Sounds like a scam to me. Played football from about seven years old till my senior year in high school. We were never fund raising in April. Also ,if word got back to the coaches we were behaving like jack asses while fund raising for the team we would have had our asses handed to us.

 

[10ring'r]

Baby boomers were simply the worst parents in the last 150 years. Their shit keeps trickling forward through time. Sooner or later a generation of kids will snap out of it and starting being the adults that have been missing since about 1950.

WTF are talking about Willis?? Really?? Mac

 

[Steel+Killer]

It’s pretty sad what America is turning out overall for kids these days. Technology is making us lazier and stupider than ever before. That movie was spot on!

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

It’s pretty sad what America is turning out overall for kids these days. Technology is making us lazier and stupider than ever before. That movie was spot on!

sadly its not just america or here in australia, its happening all over the globe. comes down to bad parenting and the piece of shit education systems in place, and not to forget the 4-5inch screens the dipshits stare at daily.

 

[Maggot]

Much worse here:

I was letting a kid stay at my home because every body else had run him off. Had to go out on a snowy day so I packed the wood box full of firewood and left him sitting on the couch playing the guitar with instructions "When the fire gets low just throw some wood into the stove." I come back several hours later and hes in the same position on the couch, playing the guitar, with the stove dead cold, house freezing. That was the final straw, I asked him nicely to step outside for a moment. As soon as he did I stepped back in, closed the door and locked it. I called the two women who had asked me to try to help him and told them to come pick him up before he froze. That was the last time I saw him. Fuck a lazy parasite.

 

[Davo308]

They are like little ewoks.

 

[MtnCreek]

I've got a kid that enjoys work, but won't put anything up if not told to do so. Yesterday evening I cleaned up his fertilize bags, found his knife, open, laying amongst the bags. Speaker that connects to ph sitting in a cup holder (open cab buggy - rain coming). Go-devil laying in the yard. Coping saw on the deck. Found a shovel leaned up against the bank when cutting the ROW. WTF

 

[supercorndogs]

I had a kid come by claiming to be raising money for a school event a couple years ago. His compatriot was across the street at my neighbors house doing the same thing I assume. I knew they were drugie, so when he finished his his little act. I asked him some questions, then asked him what he was raising money for again. Rather than being a good little grifter with a rehearsed story, he was flying be the seat of his pants, and messed up his story the second time. Rather than talking about how and why the story changed, he decided to look sheepish and kick and rocks without me telling him.

 

[NoDopes]

Welfare state, no one left behind.
Universal Basic Income
What could go wrong?

 

[RickyRodney]

Welfare state, no one left behind.
Universal Basic Income
What could go wrong?

^ This is hitting the nail on the head. Everyone gets a free ride, and stands around waiting for someone else to do the work.

 

[atepointer]

Should the current political movement from the left continue to gain momentum there will be little incentive to be anything but a dolt stammering through life blaming and deflecting. If student loans are partially or completely forgiven that may set a tone for all new levels of awesomeness. Those kids who couldn't be bothered to lift a rock for $25 have likely learned that behavior at home......will not serve them well in life. There are 2 households of kids on my street like this parents always doing the work around the house you never see their kids helping to do squat they rarely come out of the house..

 

[supercorndogs]

If students loans are forgiven. I want my money back from paying mine off..............

 

[atepointer]

If students loans are forgiven. I want my money back from paying mine off..............

I believe we will see some form of private and/or public sector debt forgiveness in the next 20 years. Pick your poison student, auto, credit card....something along those lines. California state pension funds will never be allowed to fail this could be the first step in all that, but do firmly believe the die has been cast for some mix of these events. Hold on to nuts it's gonna be a heck of a sad show.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Rebecca and I see this kind of shit at Publix all the time.
We live in an area that has a very large share of BMW, Mercedes, Porsches.
Add in a smattering of Ferrari, Lambo and other high dollar vehicles including a countless number of $85,000 grocery getter/mall rider Escalades and Diesel pickups.

The little beggars accost you as you try you enter the store to spend money that's actually been earned.

Hi, I'm Susie/Tommy/Billy/Fergie and we're raising money to support our cheerleading/baseball/soccer/football team because mommy and daddy don't want to pay for our dues, uniforms, shoes and equipment.

These fucked up cheapskate parents swing by Dunkin/Starbucks on their way to Publix. They sip on their $7.00 drink and chat amongst themselves while their rat faced kids learn the fine art of begging instead of earning.

You should see the shitty looks I get from the Karens right after I get the accosting and tell the parents that they should teach their kids to earn money instead of teaching them to beg.
The funniest part, is that none of the parents have ever had any response to my advice. Shitty looks and gaping mouths.

As far as Boomers being the worst parents:
Ha! I laugh in your face.

Wait until you see what is coming your way.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Parents should be allowed to terminate a pregnancy, up to 21 years after conception.

 

[Maggot]

Rebecca and I see this kind of shit at Publix all the time.
We live in an area that has a very large share of BMW, Mercedes, Porsches.
Add in a smattering of Ferrari, Lambo and other high dollar vehicles including a countless number of $85,000 grocery getter/mall rider Escalades and Diesel pickups.

The little beggars accost you as you try you enter the store to spend money that's actually been earned.

Hi, I'm Susie/Tommy/Billy/Fergie and we're raising money to support our cheerleading/baseball/soccer/football team because mommy and daddy don't want to pay for our dues, uniforms, shoes and equipment.

These fucked up cheapskate parents swing by Dunkin/Starbucks on their way to Publix. They sip on their $7.00 drink and chat amongst themselves while their rat faced kids learn the fine art of begging instead of earning.

You should see the shitty looks I get from the Karens right after I get the accosting and tell the parents that they should teach their kids to earn money instead of teaching them to beg.
The funniest part, is that none of the parents have ever had any response to my advice. Shitty looks and gaping mouths.

As far as Boomers being the worst parents:
Ha! I laugh in your face.

Wait until you see what is coming your way.

You forgot the Range Rovers. Everybody needs a Range Rover to pick up groceries.

 

[Maggot]

Parents should be allowed to terminate a pregnancy, up to 21 years after conception.View attachment 7600056

Being strongly pro life I find that somehow really disappointing. Not your post but the concept behind the sign itself..."Throw the baby in the garbage."

 

[Bigfatcock]

Complain all you want, but the millennial generation of women (over the age of 18 or 19 depending on the state) are really DTF.

 

[supercorndogs]

How admirable.

 

[MtnCreek]

Rebecca and I see this kind of shit at Publix all the time.
We live in an area that has a very large share of BMW, Mercedes, Porsches.
Add in a smattering of Ferrari, Lambo and other high dollar vehicles including a countless number of $85,000 grocery getter/mall rider Escalades and Diesel pickups.

The little beggars accost you as you try you enter the store to spend money that's actually been earned.

Hi, I'm Susie/Tommy/Billy/Fergie and we're raising money to support our cheerleading/baseball/soccer/football team because mommy and daddy don't want to pay for our dues, uniforms, shoes and equipment.

These fucked up cheapskate parents swing by Dunkin/Starbucks on their way to Publix. They sip on their $7.00 drink and chat amongst themselves while their rat faced kids learn the fine art of begging instead of earning.

You should see the shitty looks I get from the Karens right after I get the accosting and tell the parents that they should teach their kids to earn money instead of teaching them to beg.
The funniest part, is that none of the parents have ever had any response to my advice. Shitty looks and gaping mouths.

As far as Boomers being the worst parents:
Ha! I laugh in your face.

Wait until you see what is coming your way.

Publix here has signage about soliciting and will run anyone off that does. Not sure if that's local store or corp policy.

 

[BoltRunner]

I hate to tell you guys but if this kinda shit annoys you its probably better if you just stay away from cities and the general public cause it isn't getting better daily... Spend too much time paying attention to the new generations and your heads are gonna fuckin pop.

 

[KYAggie]

I can only imagine what will happen when the real world takes a bite out of their asses in a few years.

If only mommy and daddy, if they have one, would show them the door at 18 and allow reality to hit them in the face......but, the fact that they are worthless now indicates an absence of appropriate adult influence in their lives and my guess is these checked out “parents” will continue enabling the laziness well into what should be their productive adulthood. I hope they run into that brick wall someday though. Too bad we don’t have compulsory service requirements. That would fix a few.

 

[lariat]

dude you think thats bad......the current crop of students im teaching now are honestly the laziest and most entitled students ive ever seen.

just this semester alone ive had the following:

• a student who showed up 45 minutes late to class, and argued with me because i wouldnt let him in.....and this happened 3x in a row.
• a student who showed up 1.5 hrs late (to a 2 hr class) because he "overslept".......class started at 10am....
• a student who looked at me like i was speaking Klingon when i told him he needed to clean up his milling machine after he was finished with it...apparently he thought i was his mother and was going to clean it up for him.
• a student who didnt show up to class because they couldnt find the classroom, and then claimed that i had "unreasonable expectations that they should know where the class was ahead of time."
• a student who wasnt turning in HW assignments.....and that it "wasnt fair" that i wouldnt let him turn them in weeks late.

These are excuses I can wallow in like a pig in mud. Such fertile ground to lay down some reality and enjoy the emotional turmoil that ensues. I hade a millennial that went all Pokémon and tried to grab all of the state felonies possible in one night. He got 5 in one shot and expected me to still have a job for him once he bonded out of jail. Nope. The confusion over consequences is an amazing sight to behold, such quality entertainment.

 

[fdkay]

“Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.” The quote, from a postapocalyptic novel by the author G. Michael Hopf illustrates that we are in the "good times create weak men" stage. It will swing back around and repeat itself.

 

[Lange Carabine]

View attachment 7600047

Pffft...that lil battery wouldn't even wake it up.

 

[Pbgt]

Still available? can I move the rocks for the 25 bucks??

 

[LeftyJason]

Out in the front working on a waterfall that comes out of the front of my house. Have the pressure washer going, muck and debris from the winter all over the place and I'm pulling decomposing leaves out of the pump basin.

I had noticed there was a truck on the corner across the street with 5-6 highschool aged guys all fucking around with each other; locking people out of the car, driving off, literally jumping on the hood, etc. Whatever, back to pressure washing.

So after a few more minutes of playing fuck fuck games, 2 of them head down 1 street and 3 of them walk my way. At this point, all I'm thinking is, do I hit them with the pressure washer shooting 35k PSI first, or do I just go left to right from the draw on them with the Glock19. The 2 stop short of me, and the one holding some sort of bag comes closer. I stop, look at him and am like, what?

He fumbles through some speech about how hes with the highschool and raising money for the football team. Apparently these tards have no shame and want to hit a guy working in the front yard sweating his ass off for money. Ok, whatever. He shows me some 'card' they're selling where you can get like 3$ off at fast food places for $25.

I look at him and tell him I don't eat that shit, so thats not going to work. I then ask how many they've managed to sell and he looks at me half ashamed and says zero. So ok... if you 3 want to make your $25 in 15 minutes, grab that bucket and lets move some of these pond rocks while I pressure wash. Wont take more than 10-15 mins and you can keep your 'cards' but Ill pay you $25 each.

They all look at each other like I just started screaming at them in German or something. Hell, they couldn't even make an actual excuse as to why they couldn't do it. All 1 asked was, wait, we have to lift a rock? I'm like yes you muppet, these little pond rocks I can probably find some 10 year old girl to carry. Again, absolutely ZERO interest in doing anything outside of wanting money for something totally useless that they had to do absolutely nothing for.

Then they go back to playing fuck fuck games in the truck and wait for their other 2 friends and leave.

I can only imagine what will happen when the real world takes a bite out of their asses in a few years.

Please change all references for "millenials" (especially in the title) to "Gen z twat waffles" or something along those lines. They are too young to be millenials.

- Sincerely an older millennial that has been working 60 hours a week at one job for the last month.

 

[Fig]

Laziest you say?

 

[Texasflyer]

Out in the front working on a waterfall that comes out of the front of my house. Have the pressure washer going, muck and debris from the winter all over the place and I'm pulling decomposing leaves out of the pump basin.

I had noticed there was a truck on the corner across the street with 5-6 highschool aged guys all fucking around with each other; locking people out of the car, driving off, literally jumping on the hood, etc. Whatever, back to pressure washing.

So after a few more minutes of playing fuck fuck games, 2 of them head down 1 street and 3 of them walk my way. At this point, all I'm thinking is, do I hit them with the pressure washer shooting 35k PSI first, or do I just go left to right from the draw on them with the Glock19. The 2 stop short of me, and the one holding some sort of bag comes closer. I stop, look at him and am like, what?

He fumbles through some speech about how hes with the highschool and raising money for the football team. Apparently these tards have no shame and want to hit a guy working in the front yard sweating his ass off for money. Ok, whatever. He shows me some 'card' they're selling where you can get like 3$ off at fast food places for $25.

I look at him and tell him I don't eat that shit, so thats not going to work. I then ask how many they've managed to sell and he looks at me half ashamed and says zero. So ok... if you 3 want to make your $25 in 15 minutes, grab that bucket and lets move some of these pond rocks while I pressure wash. Wont take more than 10-15 mins and you can keep your 'cards' but Ill pay you $25 each.

They all look at each other like I just started screaming at them in German or something. Hell, they couldn't even make an actual excuse as to why they couldn't do it. All 1 asked was, wait, we have to lift a rock? I'm like yes you muppet, these little pond rocks I can probably find some 10 year old girl to carry. Again, absolutely ZERO interest in doing anything outside of wanting money for something totally useless that they had to do absolutely nothing for.

Then they go back to playing fuck fuck games in the truck and wait for their other 2 friends and leave.

I can only imagine what will happen when the real world takes a bite out of their asses in a few years.

I read this entire thread. I cant help but think, 3 teenage boys walk up to you and your first thought is... attack them with a sprayer or attack them with your side arm. I remember being a kid that age, i remember selling stuff to strangers for school crap, i hated it. It was awkward and i always had something i would rather be doing. But i also remember being young and being able to sense danger, maybe they picked up on your attitude and some old man trying to pay them to come help do shit they had no plans for that day flew a red flag. You guys on here are a little high strung for me.

 

[greg1147]

Baby boomers were simply the worst parents in the last 150 years. Their shit keeps trickling forward through time. Sooner or later a generation of kids will snap out of it and starting being the adults that have been missing since about 1950.

Being a boomer here my three all worked through school, HS and two through college, the served in the 82nd four tours in Iraq, four in the sandbox Afghanistan, two Purple Hearts. I don't think you ask for much more.

 

[ZiaHunter]

PM on large construction projects and seeing more millennial kids enter the trades. Some are good hard working kids and some aren't worth a shit and don't stick around or are run off. Most of the kids that are good come from families that are in the trades and expected to work hard. Its a parenting issue.

My daughter is prosecutor for a state AG and handles SVU cases of the worst kind. Went to a liberal college and law school. Both my wife and myself are very conservative and it been a pleasure watching her become increasingly more conservative over time. She has become a real hard ass when it comes to prosecuting perps and works her ass off.

 

[Fig]

Plenty of Boomers went to Viet Nam, served their country, love Jesus, etc.

There's good and bad in all generations, but you have to admit it's getting worse and worse.

LOL! Most educated!!!!

 

[EddieNFL]

Baby boomers were simply the worst parents in the last 150 years. Their shit keeps trickling forward through time. Sooner or later a generation of kids will snap out of it and starting being the adults that have been missing since about 1950.

I guess neither I nor my parents got the memo. Born in '56 to a former DI and a farm girl. Worked the garden, mowed the lawn, washed dishes, cleaned my room, did all other chores assigned and got my azz beat (deserved) regularly. Followed suit with my boys. They're conservative, hard-working family men.

 

[buffalowinter]

Are you still hiring? Just asking.

 

[lariat]

I read this entire thread. I cant help but think, 3 teenage boys walk up to you and your first thought is... attack them with a sprayer or attack them with your side arm. I remember being a kid that age, i remember selling stuff to strangers for school crap, i hated it. It was awkward and i always had something i would rather be doing. But i also remember being young and being able to sense danger, maybe they picked up on your attitude and some old man trying to pay them to come help do shit they had no plans for that day flew a red flag. You guys on here are a little high strung for me.

This isnt high-strung, this is fairly normal. Not a single pigeon was involved.

 

[PatMiles]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Publix here has signage about soliciting and will run anyone off that does. Not sure if that's local store or corp policy.

Same all over with Publix. I think they allow manager discretion for kid stuff and bell ringers.

 

[Les-or-more]

I read this entire thread. I cant help but think, 3 teenage boys walk up to you and your first thought is... attack them with a sprayer or attack them with your side arm. I remember being a kid that age, i remember selling stuff to strangers for school crap, i hated it. It was awkward and i always had something i would rather be doing. But i also remember being young and being able to sense danger, maybe they picked up on your attitude and some old man trying to pay them to come help do shit they had no plans for that day flew a red flag. You guys on here are a little high strung for me.

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