I cant wait until history Channel does this event on Aces.
Pilot - We were at 40,000 feet with unlimited visibility and clean air. Our 6 was clear and I said to my WSO "Shit I forgot to check off the box for "I will not draw dicks in the sky" on preflight and the ground officer had cleared me.
WSO - I said "Dare you."
Pilot - I enrichened the fuel and before you knew it I was pulling hard - Huh get it? Pulling Hard. I crack myself up. Anyway, Im pulling hard right G. Im Hiccing like a motherfucker. WSO is telling me he is going pin point and Im urging him to stay with me. Before you know it I had a perfect right nut
WSO - Those balls were hairy - Huh fucking riot! Hairy balls. God I love being a Naval avi8tor.
Pilot - So I struck hard left rudder and we were into the left nut. We are both squeezing ass - our own mind you not each others - trying to keep G at bay. I knew Id catch some heat for drawing skycock but if I went out and lost the ship my mates would never forgive my soul for failing this mission. Killed drawing cock was not in my plans today.
WSO - I felt the sweet relief as he gave me the shaft. G went to 0 and I had to warn him to watch the speed. We would certainly be flying desk for this but Im not paying for windows on these cock gazing liberals below us.
Pilot - The shaft was a thing of beauty. What a performer our plane was and no one could fly it better than me. Before you knew it Im pulling my stick - huh fucking get it? - left and Im into the glans. It was perfect round, shit I wanted to suck it.
WSO - Im like "Hic, hic"
Pilot - So I clean our attitude and its a race back to the oysters. I hit the finish line and clean my fuel burn with perfect timing of course.
WSO - I wanted to go back and draw some veins on the shaft and shit but "Maverick" is like only so many pounds of fuel or some stupid shit.
Pilot - I wanted to get back to base and start a rumour I saw an Air Force plane up there.
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