Maggie’s I Own Maggies !!!!!

[1J04]

Jesus Christ. I've got fucking Avatars on 'damn' near every topic in Maggies. Do we get a patch or something if ya fill the whole page? Tucker? Frank? C'mon. Being awesome ain't easy. Why do I feel I alone keep this place alive? Hmm? Just ain't easy being incredible. Just say'n.

 

[Cartman]

Gotta love a guy who has no extra charge for awesome.

 

[MtnCreek]

Some people call you handicap, I say you're handicapible.

 

[Veer_G]

Great, like Maggot really needed a challenge to his participatory ubiquity.

 

[Tucker301]

You go, buddy! You fucking go like the wind!

 

[P-Squared]

I guess it's like winning a game of Walmart bingo.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You go, buddy! You fucking go like the wind!

All that picture needs is a participation trophy in one hand and a fidget spinner in the other....

Is that a romper track suit?

Hey AJ... glad we're here for you! Now get healed up! So you can do this on the courts' time!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

Shit, with that head of hair I'd say that he would be down with the sped upgrade.

 

[1J04]

You go, buddy! You fucking go like the wind!

Buh whu if I twip?

 

[1J04]

So damn funny

 

[Guest]

You go, buddy! You fucking go like the wind!

Bwaaaaahahahahha

 

[Guest]

A1 You are the undisputed KING of Maggie's

 

[Maser]

You don't own shit you fucking faggot! Don't make me break out the sex worker video again!

 

[Cartman]

Oh Tucker that was fantastic. I haven't thought about this movie since the day I watched it ten years ago, but you had me picturing 1J04 running down the track as Glen in The Ringer. Well played.

For a little extra icing is it possible to make a gif or something where the head bobbles spastically in slow motion while Vangelis's theme from Chariots of Fire plays? 1J04 could be a Gumpian inspiration to special kids everywhere.

 

[oneshot86]

a bad mo fo, fo shizzle...

 

[1J04]

Oh Tucker that was fantastic. I haven't thought about this movie since the day I watched it ten years ago, but you had me picturing 1J04 running down the track as Glen in The Ringer. Well played.

For a little extra icing is it possible to make a gif or something where the head bobbles spastically in slow motion while Vangelis's theme from Chariots of Fire plays? 1J04 could be a Gumpian inspiration to special kids everywhere.

After our conversation yesterday I was gonna talk you up and tell everyone just how damn awesome you actually are. That's not gonna happen now.

 

[1J04]

Oh Tucker that was fantastic. I haven't thought about this movie since the day I watched it ten years ago, but you had me picturing 1J04 running down the track as Glen in The Ringer. Well played.

For a little extra icing is it possible to make a gif or something where the head bobbles spastically in slow motion while Vangelis's theme from Chariots of Fire plays? 1J04 could be a Gumpian inspiration to special kids everywhere.

After our conversation yesterday afternoon I was going to tell everyone just how awesome you actually are that's just not going to happen now.

 

[Cartman]

Double posts are extra "special".

 

[Alphatreedog]

I owns dis mother hm hm . Pimp Daddy bitches .

 

[168BTHPM]

Jesus Christ. I've got fucking Avatars on 'damn' near every topic in Maggies. Do we get a patch or something if ya fill the whole page? Tucker? Frank? C'mon. Being awesome ain't easy. Why do I feel I alone keep this place alive? Hmm? Just ain't easy being incredible. Just say'n.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This just in...

AJ sent me a picture from his Navy days....

Apparently he 'owned' the USS Midway there for a while.

 

[1J04]

You silly bastards. You can't deny me!! But you are making me laugh aloud. Hilarious.

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[Dirty D]

This just in...

AJ sent me a picture from his Navy days....

Apparently he 'owned' the USS Midway there for a while.

Isn't that screen shot from 1J's Village People audition tape?

 

[CMH]

Double posts are extra "special".

You can say that again.

 

[Cartman]

Isn't that screen shot from 1J's Village People audition tape?

If the selfies he sends me are any indication, yes. However, I like this one where he's wearing pants better.

 

[1J04]

If the selfies he sends me are any indication, yes. However, I like this one where he's wearing pants better.

If you're gonna keep telling I'm not gonna send you the one where I'm at "Half-Mast".

 

[Dirty D]

If you're gonna keep telling I'm not gonna send you the one where I'm at "Half-Mast".

Keep pushing that excuse stubby.

 

[Cartman]

Keep pushing that excuse stubby.

At full sail he's known as the slowest ship in the fleet.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

A1 Gets a date !!!! To much Fiber !!


https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ccd_1497613928

 

[Maser]

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[Dirty D]

A1 Gets a date !!!! To much Fiber !!


https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ccd_1497613928

I thought 1J was the date.

 

[1J04]

You damn kids go play outside. Preferably in the street. Heathens.

 

[Decoy]

I was wondering how you are able to get around to so many threads all the time then I saw an ad in the local paper selling a electric trolling motor and it all made perfect sense..........

 

[1J04]

I was wondering how you are able to get around to so many threads all the time then I saw an ad in the local paper selling a electric trolling motor and it all made perfect sense..........

Shut up and get your ass out in the street.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I was wondering how you are able to get around to so many threads all the time then I saw an ad in the local paper selling a electric trolling motor and it all made perfect sense..........

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

 

[Dirty D]

Heathens.

Hey kettle, the pot called.

 

[1J04]

Hey kettle, the pot called.

Behave

 

[Dirty D]

Don't take it out on me because Decoy hurt your feelings.

 

[1J04]

Don't take it out on me because Decoy hurt your feelings.

I wouldn't do that. But I would do this, and did.

 

[Guest]

You defiled his decoy.


You are charged with malfeasance

How do you plead?


Item # 2 on the docket:

Threatening Sharky with a rubber blade trolling motor.

How do you plead??

 

[1J04]

You defiled his decoy.


You are charged with malfeasance

How do you pleade?

Insanity? Ya, Insanity.

 

[Dirty D]

Item # 2 on the docket:

Threatening Sharky with a rubber blade trolling motor.

How do you plead??

I categorically deny any and all connections to any sharks or other unsavory types.

 

[Decoy]

Hey I was just trying to gain an insight to your magical abilities. That is no reason to SNOWFLAKE up and start defiling me, I am perfectly capable of doing that myself! I am concerned that you are out to get me now.


As as you can see I am so upset from this that I am having a beer on patio

 

[Guest]

Just like Tuckers place All it needs is a pond and a pole

 

[Decoy]

No pole but 40 miles of single track behind me