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Join the contestLooks Russian. Need to quit the paczki.Looks to me like the popo needs to run a little more often, or quit the donuts for awhile.
How can you tell her lawn needs mowing from her backside?lawn need mowing
I think cause he’s been there. On her back it says ‘armyjerry’ in Russian.How can you tell her lawn needs mowing from her backside?
That’s pretty funny.Another theft..
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
No. I think that’s some left over para chord from the hog tying AJ did. Nice knots AJ!Is she on a leash?
No. I think that’s some left over para chord from the hog tying AJ did. Nice knots AJ!
I think that’s his hand trying to steal the cops handcuffs. The one closest to the camera.No. I think that’s some left over para chord from the hog tying AJ did. Nice knots AJ!
You understood it. Just mistook it. She was saying ‘nein nein nein’ and you thought she meant inches.she was a freaky one, her German was the most fucked up German I ever heard spoken, couldn't understand a dam word of it and I am fluent.
You understood it. Just mistook it. She was saying ‘nein nein nein’ and you thought she meant inches.
Great. Now another member of the “ich auch” movement.Nein means nein
yes its a happy thread.
X-tra long tampoon string ?![]()
That's funny.
That image is missing some music though... I'm thinking a little "Yakety Sax"! You know, the "Benny Hill" music during the chase scenes? Remember that?
Bender.
Not smart posting selfies
You’re just jealous I have more chromosomes than you.
You should have the orange ‘short bus’ bannerYou’re just jealous I have more chromosomes than you.
I’m driving it.You should have the orange ‘short bus’ banner
Trolls will do anything for a quarter. When did you come out from under the bridge?I’m driving it.
To hell....
When I saw this thread hurting for actual content. The pro shitposter had to come save it.Trolls will do anything for a quarter. When did you come out from under the bridge?
Drinking hooch and watching the festivitiesWhere you been ?.......
Drinking hooch and watching the festivities
How can you tell her lawn needs mowing from her backside?
Caption contest?