If you could tell your pet one thing…

You saved me...for that, I will always protect you and make sure that your life is full of food, love and fun
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Shut the fuck up! It’s a goddamn Walmart sack stuck in the tree, not your mortal enemy, squirrelzilla! To my Jag pup. She’s a little over zealous about protecting the back yard at times. I’m pretty sure the old dog learned English and some Spanish a long time ago.
 
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Dude, I've told you a dozen times, just because somebody comes over does not mean they're here to see you. Nor does it mean that you can go home with them when they leave.

No, the pizza isn't for you... Yes I know we give the bones to you but still... Chill the fuck out.

No you can't have Chinese food, Even if you do provide the cat....stop asking.
 
Same thing I always tell them “Don’t be a Cunt, stop scratching the fucking couch”.

I miss having a dog, but I get too attached. my girl has two cats and I’m not a cat person at all but one grew on me. Never seen a more laid back happy to be pet cat.
 
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Your problem is with the 9mm. Smart dogs only reload 45ACP.

I've got boat loads of 45 so those dies are idle at the moment. Got to have 9mm too. We've been introducing many new shooters in '21 and most of them blast like Danny DeVito with the 9s and think 45 is too harsh. They may learn, who knows. If they want 9, I provide 9. More important to get the safety indoctrination done than worry about their caliber of choice. Need to go buy more 22LR too, stock is down to 10K.
 
No he's lazy and makes his brother do most the work if he can get away with it....he is my low gear tho...good at getting the sled started and will dig in hard going uphill but once the speed is up he would prefer to ride in the sled

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If you were close I would send you my training cart (Sand Lynx). It is too hot down here for me to run my dogs with it! I ran two dogs with my leader sled that I bought from Dave from Laughing Huskies up in Fairbanks a while back. I used that sled to run up in Alaska and then when we had snow in Kansas and then when we had that snow/freeze in Texas and Louisiana (Army moved me a lot). I miss running the dogs, it was a great time!

My Barrett wouldn't pull very hard and it would piss off my other dog who was an Alaskan village dog/sled dog from Galena before it flooded after a bad winter breakup. Turns out he had hip dysplasia which is why he didn't pull very hard.
 
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Mabey get a part time job herding something, to pay for the carpet you keep pissing on. And also stop being so bitey.


Give him a job. Mine is a pain when she's bored, so she herds the cats in circles, kids in the yard, I take her on bike rides and runs, play endless games of fetch, etc. She gets to chase cows occasionally, and gets stupid happy and rolls in cow shit after a job well done.

She nipped like crazy as a puppy and we were able to shame her out of it. If the kids are fighting she'll still try and figure out the aggressor and nip because she's stressed out and reverts to instinct.

A herding dog without a ranch is a full time job.



If I could only tell mine "I realize there's 4' of snow, but you still need to shit. It's not too deep if you're willing to chase a ball in it, you can shit in it".
 
Hey Chevy _man,
This is our 4th Aussie so we know how wound they are. My wife and I just got over a 2+ week ass kicking from the Rona so it was hard to have a 5 month old pup and be super sick.
I picked the Alpha from the litter of 7 and he is proving to be a beast. Our prior Aussie lived 15 1/2 years and perhaps we forgot how much work they are that first year +/-. We had kids home then which also helped wear them out.
He is smart and making progress. Thanks for the advice.
 
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I got a neighbor that's got a couple of cats. one of them, if it likes you, will climb up and get on your shoulder or head and chill.
My neighbor's son picked the cat up as a stray kitten. He was on his motorcycle motorcycle coming home, saw it and picked it up. The cat rode on his shoulder the whole way home… lol, Never broke that habit.

I swear I can put that cat on my head and walk around as if it were a hat
 
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If you were close I would send you my training cart (Sand Lynx). It is too hot down here for me to run my dogs with it! I ran two dogs with my leader sled that I bought from Dave from Laughing Huskies up in Fairbanks a while back. I used that sled to run up in Alaska and then when we had snow in Kansas and then when we had that snow/freeze in Texas and Louisiana (Army moved me a lot). I miss running the dogs, it was a great time!

My Barrett wouldn't pull very hard and it would piss off my other dog who was an Alaskan village dog/sled dog from Galena before it flooded after a bad winter breakup. Turns out he had hip dysplasia which is why he didn't pull very hard.

Yea ironically we found out this summer he actually has arthritis in his lower back so we retired him from pulling... He's been a good dog But he's still lazy 🤣.

I'm skijoring with his brother until life settles down a bit and I can train another pup to pull my kick sled.

I use roller blades or a bike during the summer but have thought about building a summer sled... Not enough hours in the day
 
Now - that I miss him dearly.

When we first got him he was a rescue, about 5 years old, former breeder, overall a rough start. I wish I could have told him he was home now and he could relax and enjoy it. It was well over a year before he opened up and allowed himself to be part of the family.
 

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I got a neighbor that's got a couple of cats. one of them, if it likes you, will climb up and get on your shoulder or head and chill.
My neighbor's son picked the cat up as a stray kitten. He was on his motorcycle motorcycle coming home, saw it and picked it up. The cat rode on his shoulder the whole way home… lol, Never broke that habit.

I swear I can put that cat on my head and walk around as if it were a hat
our new cat Carlo (the one in the picture) is the same way - he knows my fiancée and I are ever so slightly allergic :ROFLMAO:
 
The thunder is not going to hurt you. Now go back to sleep
Yes! We knew when a storm was getting close by how wound up he was getting. Nothing helped, from thunder shirt to pet-eaze chews to meds from the vet. There were times I was worried that he’d have a heart attack. For a dog that could sleep through most anything else and was always laid back, thunder and fireworks were his weakness.
 
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