• Get 30% off the first 3 months with code HIDE30

    Offer valid until 9/23! If you have an annual subscription on Sniper's Hide, subscribe below and you'll be refunded the difference.

    Subscribe
  • Having trouble using the site?

    Contact support

I'm drunk as a skunk....I know I'll let my pos e-car self drive me home....what could go wrong?

IMG_4031.jpeg

If something needs to be tested and improved after 9 billion times… idk what to make of that.
 
Isnt the whole point of those cars to be self-driving? I am not excusing her just curious how she can be charge with DUI if she aint driving

My opinion...she's in charge, so DUI. Now, the accident and deaths I could argue both sides. Is Ford responsible because of a defect or failure, or are they legally covered with whatever note flashes on the display when selecting the selfi-drive option? It will be interesting to hear the legal arguments and see how this ends.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 918v
But, but, shouldn't Ford be held accountable?

Guy I shoot with drives a Tesla. He says he has taken himself out of the equation and uses the self-drive feature exclusively while he surfs the web. I can't bring myselfvto trust other drivers. I sure as hell do not trust technology.
Could you do the world a solid and accidently on purpose put one in your acquaintance next time you're out? TIA.
 
I might get some flak for this, but I’ve drove A LOT. So there’s that.
I think, statistically, there would be fewer wrecks if everyone was on auto pilot all the time, there would still be wrecks, but fewer. DUI wrecks would plummet.
The suspect’s Ford had the OPTION, but I didn’t get the impression from the story that it was ACTUALLY engaged.
Obviously, there need to be laws that drivers are alert and sober so our poor state and local .gov’s don’t lose revenue streams……
 
True, but if your car suffers a failure due to manufacturer negligence, do you want to go to jail?

If you exercised due care and the car malfunctioned then you are legally not at fault. It’s just like when your brakes fail or tire blows out or whatnot. But if you’re drunk then you are unable to exercise due care. Hence it’s your fault.
 
for you guys who think all cars are the same, no.
tesla's FSD is excellent and would have handled that situation fine from the looks of it. but even FSD is lawyer proof in that you have to be awake and paying attention to use it because just in case.
Ford's blue cruise is in no way comparable to Tesla's FSD. it's like a 5th grader who got stuck in a college algebra class.
tried both, bought FSD outright and have used it for 3 years and 80k miles. you can zone out and listen to music and maybe read a text if it's important.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: khel
do you know what a "Tesla recall" really is?
it's a software update. I see them like annually in the mail, but I get a software update every 1-2 months. every single time I've gotten one in the mail it was for an old software version no longer in use fwiw.
it's much better now, and could get me to work even if I were perhaps drunk, probably 99 out of 100 times. I've never been drunk in a tesla but I'd think that would be the car to try it in.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Bender
do you know what a "Tesla recall" really is?
it's a software update. I see them like annually in the mail, but I get a software update every 1-2 months. every single time I've gotten one in the mail it was for an old software version no longer in use fwiw.
it's much better now, and could get me to work even if I were perhaps drunk, probably 99 out of 100 times. I've never been drunk in a tesla but I'd think that would be the car to try it in.


I don’t care what a Tesla recall is. I don’t want self driving cars around.
 
The kicker is that she will sue Ford and likely settle for millions…from jail.

Not to mention, a good lawyer combined with a leftist judge and she may well be spared jail time, because she is an “oppressed female person of color”……ugh
 
They can EASILY fix the whole self driving situation....but they won't and I can't understand why.

FIX
There are quite a few ways to have a camera on the drivers face, if the driver takes their eyes off the road, self drive to side of road and self park, turn off engine.
DONE

FIX
There are sensors that can tell if your hands are on the steering wheel, if driver takes BOTH hands off steering wheel, self drive to side of road, self park, turn off engine.
DONE

See how easy this shit is ?
Why don't they implement a few fixes along these lines ?
More to the point....who is paying them not to ?
 
The people who buy them the cars are paying them not to.
I would venture to guess that a lot of people buy them for the Self Drive features and if they cant get around the safety features the they might not buy the vehicle in the first place.
 
They can EASILY fix the whole self driving situation....but they won't and I can't understand why.

FIX
There are quite a few ways to have a camera on the drivers face, if the driver takes their eyes off the road, self drive to side of road and self park, turn off engine.
DONE

FIX
There are sensors that can tell if your hands are on the steering wheel, if driver takes BOTH hands off steering wheel, self drive to side of road, self park, turn off engine.
DONE

See how easy this shit is ?
Why don't they implement a few fixes along these lines ?
More to the point....who is paying them not to ?
literally everything you listed is built into fsd. you can not buy tesla's fsd without those safety features. I'm not sure about the sensors in ford's blue cruise. I was so unimpressed I didn't bother to explore at the time.
 
  • Like
Reactions: khel
for you guys who think all cars are the same, no.
tesla's FSD is excellent and would have handled that situation fine from the looks of it. but even FSD is lawyer proof in that you have to be awake and paying attention to use it because just in case.
Ford's blue cruise is in no way comparable to Tesla's FSD. it's like a 5th grader who got stuck in a college algebra class.
tried both, bought FSD outright and have used it for 3 years and 80k miles. you can zone out and listen to music and maybe read a text if it's important.

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="" title="Self-driving Tesla crashes into police cruiser in Fullerton" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="" title="Self-driving Tesla crashes into police cruiser in Fullerton" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>


The problem with this tech is that assuming everything works properly, what is the point? If the law requires you to supervise the driving, why are you not driving then? If the law changes to allow you to do something else, then parts breakage and malfunction will cause these accidents because there won’t be enough time to react if you’re distracted. Bad idea.
 
The problem with this tech is that assuming everything works properly, what is the point? If the law requires you to supervise the driving, why are you not driving then?
Pretty sure the point was to replace every truck and bus driver with self driving trucks and busses. A few crashes later not so much. Now it's a selling point for entitled douche bags that are too important to perform the menial task of driving when they can be watching porn instead.
 
Pretty sure the point was to replace every truck and bus driver with self driving trucks and busses. A few crashes later not so much. Now it's a selling point for entitled douche bags that are too important to perform the menial task of driving when they can be watching porn instead.

And these douchebags need to be sued into oblivion when their Teslas crash. Tesla needs to be sued into oblivion for facilitating this shit.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: khel and Cody S
I wish the guy who rear-ended me a couple weeks ago would have had some of those features, maybe my neck wouldn't be so sore.

I had a 2024 Ford loaner SUV that had all this crap, I was clueless at first how it worked, especially when it fought me to center the vehicle in the lane and it's a long way from perfect. It would disengage if there were no stripes on a wide divided road or two lane that had not been restriped after a retop. Secondly, it was disconcerting to drive it very far engaged, it would slow to pace the vehicle in front of you, if that vehicle left the lane abruptly, what ever your preset cruise speed was, it immediately tried to get there. Thirdly, it required you to place one or both hands on the wheel periodically or it would disengage and begin to coast, slowing at a pretty good pace.

I tested this all out on two 5hr drives each way, two very different road types and it was unnerving on a 2 lane county road with some serious curves, but was actually nice on a major divided interstate highway thru multiple states. It made those long tedious stretches tolerable. The lane guidance thingy sucked in morning and evening traffic, it could not decide what it wanted to do in heavy traffic
 
  • Like
Reactions: Cody S
I haven't tried the 24 ford's but their shit sucked ass 2 years ago when I was buying.
tesla is a decade more advanced in that respect. mine can drive better than many licensed drivers I see out, you do still have to pay attention though.
you guys really should try the tesla version before you lump it in with everyone else.
I wonder how old that news video is because that car in the crash is like 10 years old.
I do not know how good teslas were 10 years ago, I never tried one. probably sucked just like ford's do now.
 
I haven't tried the 24 ford's but their shit sucked ass 2 years ago when I was buying.
tesla is a decade more advanced in that respect. mine can drive better than many licensed drivers I see out, you do still have to pay attention though.
you guys really should try the tesla version before you lump it in with everyone else.
I wonder how old that news video is because that car in the crash is like 10 years old.
I do not know how good teslas were 10 years ago, I never tried one. probably sucked just like ford's do now.
March of this year. last few lines of this article may interest you.
 
March of this year. last few lines of this article may interest you.
just finished reading that.
that only pertains to 2020 software, which was done away with like 3 months after it's release. I will grant that older versions, pre 2023 we not as good as now by no means. they update it every 1-2 months.
when you hear "Tesla recall" that's just a software update. you do them at home over wifi while you sleep, takes 30 mins.
I have no idea how many versions have since been released and reprogrammed. it keeps "learning" and getting a little better here and there.
if it didn't work they wouldn't be the most valuable auto manufacturer by market cap in the world.
also I'm surprised by how many of you believe NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, etc. as if they would never have an agenda or lie to their viewers... LOL.
also, there are what roughly 10 million teslas? no shit there have been a couple fatalities so far...
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: khel
You don’t get it. It is wrong to deliberately unleash a 5000 lb vehicle into traffic without being in full control. If a regular car malfunctions you can still pull over and stop. When an electric self driving car malfunctions, by the time you realize what’s happening, it’s too late. Your reaction time is insufficient to avoid a collision.
 
if an electric car malfunctions why could you not pull over when you realize it isn't acting right? I don't understand your point man and I actually use this tech every day.
you really should watch a yt video about how it works in practice, or just test drive one.
 
if an electric car malfunctions why could you not pull over when you realize it isn't acting right? I don't understand your point man and I actually use this tech every day.
you really should watch a yt video about how it works in practice, or just test drive one.

Because you’re not paying attention to the dynamics of the roadway. You’re reading important texts.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Im2bent
for you guys who think all cars are the same, no.
tesla's FSD is excellent and would have handled that situation fine from the looks of it. but even FSD is lawyer proof in that you have to be awake and paying attention to use it because just in case.
Ford's blue cruise is in no way comparable to Tesla's FSD. it's like a 5th grader who got stuck in a college algebra class.
tried both, bought FSD outright and have used it for 3 years and 80k miles. you can zone out and listen to music and maybe read a text if it's important.

^^^ you won’t catch it in time if there’s a malfunction, even if you’re paying attention. Your brain isn’t fast enough.
 
I don't know what you're talking about. I use this technology every day. what could malfunction?
understand if the car can't "see" anymore from say mud or something it turns on wipers and/or comes to a stop..
also, I'm driving the car even while it's in FSD. if I grip the steering wheel while it's in FSD and I turn it, I take control and fsd instantly stops having input and it's back to a completely normal car again in .01 seconds.
or you can hit the brakes, or touch the button, or any other number of things to turn it off.
 
If you’re not paying attention to the road, by the time you realize that the car is no longer driving itself, it will be too late. You’ll go for the brakes, you’ll grab the steering wheel, but you will not be able to maneuver fast enough.

If you are paying attention then you might as well be driving.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Cody S
for you guys who think all cars are the same, no.
tesla's FSD is excellent and would have handled that situation fine from the looks of it. but even FSD is lawyer proof in that you have to be awake and paying attention to use it because just in case.
Ford's blue cruise is in no way comparable to Tesla's FSD. it's like a 5th grader who got stuck in a college algebra class.
tried both, bought FSD outright and have used it for 3 years and 80k miles. you can zone out and listen to music and maybe read a text if it's important.

But Teslas brake for ghosts. It's called "phantom braking" but people who know, know.
 
Last edited:
Psst, heads up.

It was not a Tesla.
It was a Ford Mach-E.

No way Ford has 1/10th of the experience with self driving that Tesla has (and I'm not saying Tesla's is good.....I'm merely saying Fords is worse....by far).
Lol

A guy near me a few years back left the bar in a Tesla. After fighting with someone over mushrooms and pistol whipping them.

There’s a sharp ish turn in the road that also meets a side road. The county parasites didn’t paint the yellow lines on the curve. Idk if that’s what Tesla looks for but the car went straight on the turn and through a fence. Boards / posts went through the guy.


I hate the lane assist etc new cars come with.
 
As a motorcyclist;

Fuck Tesla and fuck self driving and all other nanny "safety" features on the cars. The NHTSA and congress allowed and told these companies to start putting this shit into cars and studies are showing they don't even recognize motorcyclists with any accuracy. And that's before we even get into how it's making everyone even worse at driving and how modern vehicles have complete garbage visibility and far too tall beltlines.

I work automotive and the entire industry has gone to complete and utter shit. I can name the actual reliable currently made vehicles I know of on one hand. And even those have to have at minimum software update recalls.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BurtG