Not because I can't afford it, but because I don't use 98% of what the fuck I'm being billed for.
Procrastinating until the last day, because fuck them getting this any sooner than I have to pay it, and I'm just having a hard time sending this to them. Basically, this bullshit bill is for:
Library Fund - lol library? I'm not poor
Water conservancy - WTF am I conserving? There's water in my fucking pipes in the house and out back in the pool. Fuck your water.
Local/State School Fund - This is 90% of the bill. I have zero children. I wish more people would have zero children. I don't want to educate your fuck trophies, and I believe that if you had to pay per child each year for school, you'd stop fucking having more kids because your white trash ass can't afford them.
General Fund - You're not even trying to hide the graft anymore. General fund? Seriously?
Mosquito Abatement - This is the only fucking thing I agree with and use. It's a whole 11$ for the year too.
So basically, of my entire property tax bill, if it were an ala cart menu, I'd order 11$ worth of shit and my quality of life wouldn't change one bit. There's no cost for garbage services or police/fire in this unless its the 'general fund' bullshit. I'd probably kick in a little for the fire department and trash collection then but thats it.
And ok, I'll be honest. The Utah property tax rate is fire sale cheap compared to Florida, or Chicago. I get that. It's basically 1/2 of what I paid for a house in Florida worth 1/3 of what my house is worth here and its 1/6 of my brother's property tax bill outside of Chicago for a 1800 sq foot house in the suburbs. But honestly, its ALL too much especially when you're not using any of it.
The first year I went in to pay it in person because they had some errors on the first year's taxes and I had gotten paperwork to amend it. The lady there asked if there were any other problems with it and I causally said, yeah, it's not $0. She laughed a little and said, oh its not that bad compared to some places to which I replied, well, some people like having sex with animals too, so I guess that can't be that bad either.
Morale of the story; my property taxes shouldn't be paying for anyone's obligations but my own. Stop having fucking kids you can't afford and no, I don't want to fund your bullshit project/program. I've somewhat considered running for mayor on basically, 'raise your hand if you want to gut property taxes down to just paying for what we actually 110% need'.
Fuck those faggots.