Im joining the military

[HKslave]

Particularly special forces. I dont know what MOS i want to be but im definitely joining the special forces branch. When I talked to the recruiter he said that I have good qualifications and might even get to skip the preliminary training and go straight to BUD/S.

I was a little worried about sniper school because Idk what kind of optics we are going to be using but I read on quora that a dude in the army said his boy let them put his own personal scope on his rifle so I might get my girl to mail my elcan to me so I can use it on my issued precision rifle when I get there. Hopefully shell be able to send it to me, but she is 6 months pregnant right now and Im supposed to ship out to Paris Island in a week. Idk what ill do if she cant but im sure ill figure it out.

Im super excited about it because hopefully I can come out on full retirement in 4 years. I went with some of my friends that all came to the recruitment office and we got Semper Fi tattoos. My dude thats deployed right now plays ghost recon with me sometimes and he says his post is super lax but his CO is kind of an asshole. He told me about all the people hes killed over in sandland and that shit sounds awesome.

I was hoping you guys could give me some advice before i roll out?
HOO RAH

 

[Eli17L]

You sound like you would fit right in...

 

[Huskydriver]

Particularly special forces. I dont know what MOS i want to be but im definitely joining the special forces branch. When I talked to the recruiter he said that I have good qualifications and might even get to skip the preliminary training and go straight to BUD/S.

I was a little worried about sniper school because Idk what kind of optics we are going to be using but I read on quora that a dude in the army said his boy let them put his own personal scope on his rifle so I might get my girl to mail my elcan to me so I can use it on my issued precision rifle when I get there. Hopefully shell be able to send it to me, but she is 6 months pregnant right now and Im supposed to ship out to Paris Island in a week. Idk what ill do if she cant but im sure ill figure it out.

Im super excited about it because hopefully I can come out on full retirement in 4 years. I went with some of my friends that all came to the recruitment office and we got Semper Fi tattoos. My dude thats deployed right now plays ghost recon with me sometimes and he says his post is super lax but his CO is kind of an asshole. He told me about all the people hes killed over in sandland and that shit sounds awesome.

I was hoping you guys could give me some advice before i roll out?
HOO RAH

 

[Maggot]

Particularly special forces. I dont know what MOS i want to be but im definitely joining the special forces branch. When I talked to the recruiter he said that I have good qualifications and might even get to skip the preliminary training and go straight to BUD/S.

I was a little worried about sniper school because Idk what kind of optics we are going to be using but I read on quora that a dude in the army said his boy let them put his own personal scope on his rifle so I might get my girl to mail my elcan to me so I can use it on my issued precision rifle when I get there. Hopefully shell be able to send it to me, but she is 6 months pregnant right now and Im supposed to ship out to Paris Island in a week. Idk what ill do if she cant but im sure ill figure it out.

Im super excited about it because hopefully I can come out on full retirement in 4 years. I went with some of my friends that all came to the recruitment office and we got Semper Fi tattoos. My dude thats deployed right now plays ghost recon with me sometimes and he says his post is super lax but his CO is kind of an asshole. He told me about all the people hes killed over in sandland and that shit sounds awesome.

I was hoping you guys could give me some advice before i roll out?
HOO RAH

Talk to Chris Rock about a career in comedy.

 

[Xcount]

No doubt you'll be putting the "special" in special forces.

 

[Snuby642]

Award for dumbest shit of the day has been cinched for sure.

 

[7.62willdo]

I’m in…..

 

[Doc68]

Can't wait for this ensuing dumpster fire.....


Doc

 

[Slash0311]

+1 on Snuby's comment.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Lol.

 

[Snuby642]

Question to any new recruit any branch:

What is the one thing you wish you could bring from home?

Best answere:
Anyone that can cook.

 

[Jscb1b]

Can you weld your scope on?

 

[Ranchhand]

Awesome

 

[Lapuapalooza]

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I heard that the Space Shuttle was looking for a new door-gunner. Seems the position could be filled, right here.

 

[Lazlo]

Longshot, but I'm pretty sure I was your dad's OIC.

 

[Statusquo]

One more for the ignore list

 

[theLBC]

that's bitchin dude! operator af.

 

[rtB]

I hear the FDIC is looking for snipers. And they'll even fix up your rifle for you for free.

 

[TXAZ]

Congratulations!

You’ll likely make General of the Army in a few years in service to the Somalis or Bhutanese.

 

[Docsherm]

PSA: Do not do Meth and post on the Hide.........

 

[HKslave]

fuck you guys i bet you voted for hillary

 

[HKslave]

Can't wait for this ensuing dumpster fire.....


Doc

i bet you live in a dumpster.

bitch

 

[7.62willdo]

Starting to pick up speed………

 

[Maggot]

i bet you live in a dumpster.

bitch

Ill bet you end up in the Hide Dumpster if you keep it up like that.

Been here a month and he's a Top Gun.

 

[Steel+Killer]

I hear the FDIC is looking for snipers. And they'll even fix up your rifle for you for free.

Shit don’t they use those crazy expensive “Dicks exclusive” 700 SPS Varmint models?

That’s worth the price of admission right there!

 

[hafejd30]

 

[7.62willdo]

this thread….

 

[Docsherm]

How often do your scopes fail?

How often have you had scopes fail, break, not hold zero etc. From human error or through no fault of your own? Jw, i made another thread when i was particularly mad at several pieces-of-shit (multiple) optics which wasn't the best way to go about it, but ive had so much trouble particularly...

www.snipershide.com

 

[NoDopes]

Navy seals for sure. You can use your welding skills to breach the Russian subs.

 

[akmike47]

Hi,

I’m gonna need your girls contact info before you go so I can keep her updated on your progress.

-Jody


Edit- I like how even they way this is typed is a good joke.

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[Docsherm]

 

[roostercogburn98]

I was hoping you guys could give me some advice

 

[Doc68]

i bet you live in a dumpster.

bitch

But at least I own that dumpster.

Doc

 

[Threadcutter308]

About a year ago, did your girlfriend throw a screaming shit fit because you bought 5 pallets of toilet paper ?

 

[Docsherm]

 

[akmike47]

You just compiled every worn out joke, get some new material.

 

[pmclaine]

A couple weeks in the Ukraine would be good prep.

I think they let you skip BUD/S when you return from the Ukraine and make you a Semen First Class.

 

[Runnineh]

Here's some advise.
- Recruiters will tell you anything. That's not a cliche.
- Recruiters are only interested in one thing: numbers.
- Recruiters should really be called ego boosters.
- There's no such thing as a straight shot to any special warfare training. I don't care what your recruiter says.
- Special Warfare training is harder than you can believe, doesn't matter the branch. Not to dissuade you, just a fact
- If it's truly what you want to do, you wouldn't post about it on the internet to get validation.

If you are going to go for it, do it for your self not because it's the cool thing to do or someone stoked your ego and said you'd be perfect for it. They don't know you. You can be an olympian athlete, that doesn't mean shit.
If you do, all the luck to you.

 

[Nik H]

I took a short break from today's chores to see what was happening in the Pit. I landed here....I will never get this time back...

I think that someone as capable as the OP, I say that because of his other incredibly profound and thought provoking threads, should go to the USAF and try out for a combat controller position. Tell them that the Navy is sending you straight to BUDS...they will be rolling out the carpet

 

[akmike47]

Here's some advise.
- Recruiters will tell you anything. That's not a cliche.
- Recruiters are only interested in one thing: numbers.
- Recruiters should really be called ego boosters.
- There's no such thing as a straight shot to any special warfare training. I don't care what your recruiter says.
- Special Warfare training is harder than you can believe, doesn't matter the branch. Not to dissuade you, just a fact
- If it's truly what you want to do, you wouldn't post about it on the internet to get validation.

If you are going to go for it, do it for your self not because it's the cool thing to do or someone stoked your ego and said you'd be perfect for it. They don't know you. You can be an olympian athlete, that doesn't mean shit.
If you do, all the luck to you.

He’s trolling...

 

[7.62willdo]

Here's some advise.
- Recruiters will tell you anything. That's not a cliche.
- Recruiters are only interested in one thing: numbers.
- Recruiters should really be called ego boosters.
- There's no such thing as a straight shot to any special warfare training. I don't care what your recruiter says.
- Special Warfare training is harder than you can believe, doesn't matter the branch. Not to dissuade you, just a fact
- If it's truly what you want to do, you wouldn't post about it on the internet to get validation.

If you are going to go for it, do it for your self not because it's the cool thing to do or someone stoked your ego and said you'd be perfect for it. They don't know you. You can be an olympian athlete, that doesn't mean shit.
If you do, all the luck to you.

You knew there had to be one……….because there’s one in every group.

 

[silentwoods]

Trolling aside, there's no doubt they need bodies for some odd reason.

Both of mine JUST got a date over refusing the shit shot.

Good, fuck the 69th dildo brigade and their white guilt propaganda..

Apparently the Archangel Michael pendant I've worn for longer than I can remember is an evil trinket per the commisars ruining the .mil.

 

[silentwoods]

Here's some advise.
- Recruiters will tell you anything. That's not a cliche.
- Recruiters are only interested in one thing: numbers.
- Recruiters should really be called ego boosters.
- There's no such thing as a straight shot to any special warfare training. I don't care what your recruiter says.
- Special Warfare training is harder than you can believe, doesn't matter the branch. Not to dissuade you, just a fact
- If it's truly what you want to do, you wouldn't post about it on the internet to get validation.

If you are going to go for it, do it for your self not because it's the cool thing to do or someone stoked your ego and said you'd be perfect for it. They don't know you. You can be an olympian athlete, that doesn't mean shit.
If you do, all the luck to you.

Just wow dude................................

 

[Supersubes]

You should contact @Gecko45, he can get you into mall security special forces.

 

[Downtown]

I've always thought that sometimes Frank is just bored, sitting around on a Sunday morning, and thinks, "This'll be fun". This can't really be serious, can it?

 

[plong]

i bet you live in a dumpster.

bitch

Here we go now…! Bow kill and bench press stats to follow…

 

[akmike47]

Here go now…! Bow kill and bench press stats to follow…

That’s the training program that’ll make him a winner for sure

 

[deersniper]