Maggie’s Insane statement of the day!

[rdinak]

Holidays can be stressful for many. I need to lighten up and relax.

Please allow me to start and then everyone else kick in.

I didn't wear my Glock 19 for concealed carry today, afraid someone would rob me for the magazines.....

 

[Mike]

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The most insane statement I heard today was

"sure, I'll sell you these Pmags and AR lowers at normal retail"

It was crazy.

 

[RADcustom]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The most insane statement I heard today was

"sure, I'll sell you these Pmags and AR lowers at normal retail"

It was crazy. </div></div>

You made that up.

 

[Graham]

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I stopped at the library, my wife got out of the car and I rolled down the window to hand her the DVDs to return. The guy behind us starts leaning on the horn. My wife smiles, waves at him and says (sincerely) 'Merry Christmas!"

He then rolls down the window and yells 'Hey lady; do you think you <span style="font-style: italic">own</span> this parking lot?!!'

That's when I put the car in park: Well, sir, now that you mention it, because this is a public library I would have to agree that this lady does indeed own the parking lot - jointly with you and I. What's your point?

As it turns out, he had no other point.

 

[dang472]

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One of our family friends wore her "Rock out with your Glock out" t-shirt today at the grocery store. A complete stranger confronted her and her husband in the parking lot and said "That is the most offensive thing I have ever seen. You sicken me." I got to wonder what someone is thinking about when confronting an unknown woman who obviously likes guns.

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dang472</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I got to wonder what someone is thinking about when confronting an unknown woman who obviously likes guns. </div></div>Many men are intimidated by strong, independent women.

 

[Yeticowboy]

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I want a shirt like that. What rhymes with Smith and Wesson?

 

[Gerald in Ga]

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I have a little Smith and I have a little Wesson put your hands on my family and learn a little lesson !!

 

[Don'tTaseMeBro]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I stopped at the library, my wife got out of the car and I rolled down the window to hand her the DVDs to return. The guy behind us starts leaning on the horn. My wife smiles, waves at him and says (sincerely) 'Merry Christmas!"

He then rolls down the window and yells 'Hey lady; do you think you <span style="font-style: italic">own</span> this parking lot?!!'

That's when I put the car in park: Well, sir, now that you mention it, because this is a public library I would have to agree that this lady does indeed own the parking lot - jointly with you and I. What's your point?

As it turns out, he had no other point.

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Graham,
I think you can afford to actually PAY to rent movies now. Quit being a cheapskate.

 

[THE MGD]

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"like that song says, 'we need to gather up all the guns and drop them into the sea'" -random guy at academy (buying his som an airsoft rifle)
(i think he was quoting saturday night special)

"why do you need to own a gun?"
-hear this crap all the time.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

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"And today's lesson starts with Smith and Wesson..."

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Don'tTaseMeBro</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Graham,
I think you can afford to actually PAY to rent movies now. Quit being a cheapskate.

</div></div>Practical precision rifle shooting doesn't take all the money in the world;
it just takes all the money you have, plus 10%.

 

[VTi]

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This is too funny. I was at my local supermarket this morning shopping for our family Christmas dinner. Turns out everybody makes some form of potatoes for Christmas, as there was a huge empty section where they usually are.

This older fellow (who I wouldn't peg for a gun enthusiast) asked an employee if there was a delivery coming sometime today, said he REALLY needs some potatoes. She said sorry, no more deliveries scheduled today, and walked away.

This dude turned to his wife an said semi-quietly "Wow, you'd think they were selling fucking PMAGS here"