My interaction at Chase yesterday, which I unfortunately had to go into the fucking bank lobby because one of my clients sent me a goddamn $85K paper check instead of using ACH like they did for the last 300 transactions. Where I am in CO everywhere was pretty much over the masks when I got back from TX this time.
Walk in (completely empty lobby, couple bitches behind the plexiglass curtain on the counter).
Make it about 10 feet in, Bitch 1: "sir you need to wear a mask in the lobby"
Me: "Why"
Bitch: "Because of the sign on the door"
Me: "K" - continue walking up to counter
Bitch: "I have to offer you a mask"
Me: "Offer away" she slides one under the blast shield, which I ignore
Bitch: stares at me
Me: "I need to cash a check into my business checking account"
Bitch: takes check, looks at check, pulls up account, stares at account
Bitch: gets super friendly, cashes check, thanks me several times, asks if there's anything else she can do for me today
Me: "sure, shove this thing back where you got it" pushes mask back under blast shield, walks out.
Fucking clown world.