So did your tinder date not shave his sack or his ass?
OP is hard to follow.
OP is hard to follow.
Ladies, please: an Annoyance issue
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I aint afraid of the vajungle in the poon tang delta.... Thanks to comedian Ralphie May
for the reference.
for the reference.
Or a light switch....I had buddy that I will quote.....”every bitch is just a light switch away from being beautiful”
Hell yeah. I tried to shave mine all the way to my back to see if it actually worked. Nope!!!?
Is all fun and games till there is a hair stuck in the back of your throat...
This is probably one of the few instances where you should just let your little head do the thinking.........
All of your big heads are overthinking this.......
All of your big heads are overthinking this.......
Not necessarily , some bitches have a stench about em!
Did you fags not see karate kid? Wax on/wax off, sand the fence/paint the fence was all about getting that bush out of the way so you can nom,nom,nom.
So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting 
. Although I only have 1 man in my life (@Geno C. ) I learned a lot about body hair and how a variety of men feel about it. That was an interesting Sunday morning read 
I think I need to be more specific in my searching.
. Although I only have 1 man in my life (@Geno C. ) I learned a lot about body hair and how a variety of men feel about it. That was an interesting Sunday morning read I think I need to be more specific in my searching.
Brought back to life! This is excellentSo this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting
Thanks for ruining Arby's....the super roast beef will never be the same now.
OP's wrong and should feel bad. A classic 70's V bush is one of the biggest turn on's there is and can add 2-3 points on my Rockwell hardness scale.
All my gfs in the past and my current one have all been instructed to let it grow and look like a grown woman.
This isn't Epstein Island here.
All my gfs in the past and my current one have all been instructed to let it grow and look like a grown woman.
This isn't Epstein Island here.
Trimmed not bald is my preference, I'm not trying to machete my way to the promise land. Of course I'm married with kids so the promise land is really like once every two weeks land.
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I don't know how I missed this thread, but I have not laughed this hard in some time.
Wow, OP actually reached one lady. Only took 2 years.
Since Jamie dug this oldie up, gotta give credit to creek.
He's a man in the know.
Lol, too funny Jamie
Regardless of hair downstairs or not... I’m eating butt like it’s the last supper
Should have had a 70 s themed sex Night. just Grow a dead caterpillar on your upper lip, put on some tunes of the 70
and dress her up in a Dallas cheerleader uniform....
and dress her up in a Dallas cheerleader uniform....
It’s ok to revive a necro thread as long as it’s @Jamie C !So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting
I suppose I don’t have to tell you this isn’t the best place to search for “women” themed posts...
How did your match go?
Match brief coming soon to the Mafia. Thank you for the entertaining read this morning. I learned to be more specific in my searching. Ladies....don’t search “ladies”It’s ok to revive a necro thread as long as it’s @Jamie C !
I suppose I don’t have to tell you this isn’t the best place to search for “women” themed posts...
How did your match go?
There's a difference between having weeds strewn everywhere down stairs and being trimmed like a green on your favorite golf course. As long as it's kept up, maintained and the lawn is recently mowed....WTF is the problem with a little fuzz? Either a landing strip or a triangle, It's pretty hot when a woman has a nicely landscaped green. It turns that par 5 into a hole in 1. As long as it's well lubed like your AR, I'm sure it'll operate just fine. 
And a buddy of mine says 'no matter how prim and proper all of them are just 2 drinks away from becoming a dirty monkey'.
70's flash back ......
The Pussy's a wonderful creature,
All Matted and covered in hair,
Looks like the face of a preacher,
Smells like the ass of a bear .
Well guys. Having done some research. having heard from other sources and sites and seen discussions on this.
Get used to it as the bush is making a comeback.
Covid had women start neglecting all kinds of things like leg hair, pit hair and pubic hair...
Do not be surprised by it and do not turn it down if you come across it. Just note it and bring it up in a brief conversation. She will either be understanding or tell you to take your tiny pathetic prick and go else where, cause she knows real men do not care. We were cave men like for how many centuries. Jimney Cricket worry about something else she has wrong like her liberal tendencies or something like that.
Get used to it as the bush is making a comeback.
Covid had women start neglecting all kinds of things like leg hair, pit hair and pubic hair...
Do not be surprised by it and do not turn it down if you come across it. Just note it and bring it up in a brief conversation. She will either be understanding or tell you to take your tiny pathetic prick and go else where, cause she knows real men do not care. We were cave men like for how many centuries. Jimney Cricket worry about something else she has wrong like her liberal tendencies or something like that.
Most folks on the forum here have a desire to go on living...
you might want to change up the class of women your chasing. just sayin’
if she drops her panties, and you smell bear ass......that’s called “a clue”. and i’m wondering, is this a frequent occurrence for you?
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Saw this thread and this scene immediately popped in my head.
Now your stuck with it.
Now your stuck with it.
I cant stop laughing and vomiting simultaneously...
I know coming from me it may sound odd..... but this has got to be the funniest damn thread ever.
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Leave it to a woman to figure out how to use search on the hide.So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting
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