Ladies, please: an Annoyance issue

[TheGerman]

So did your tinder date not shave his sack or his ass?

OP is hard to follow.

 

[eca7891]

Shave that shit off and gain an inch.!!

Some of us need that extra inch....

 

[AIAW]

Well you certainly picked an effective platform to get your message out to the ladies.

Congrats on loosing your virginity.

This is society raised on porn. SMH

"ladies please" he said, on a gun forum with less women than a gay cruise in the 70s.

Legs, pits, vag, ass and nips need to be hair free. Not into gorilla fucking.

Enough alcohol and you wont notice or care.

?

 

[Clearlight]

I aint afraid of the vajungle in the poon tang delta.... Thanks to comedian Ralphie May
for the reference.

 

[Inifinty]

I hope this story doesn’t entail Nair on the balls.

 

[Steel+Killer]

You know what they say the difference between 1 and 10 is a "12 pack"

Or a light switch....I had buddy that I will quote.....”every bitch is just a light switch away from being beautiful”

 

[Northfl]

Some of us need that extra inch....

Hell yeah. I tried to shave mine all the way to my back to see if it actually worked. Nope!!!?

 

[Jbenevides89]

Is all fun and games till there is a hair stuck in the back of your throat...

 

[Threadcutter308]

This is probably one of the few instances where you should just let your little head do the thinking.........

All of your big heads are overthinking this.......

 

[Snipe260]

Or a light switch....I had buddy that I will quote.....”every bitch is just a light switch away from being beautiful”

Not necessarily , some bitches have a stench about em!

 

[MtnCreek]

Did you fags not see karate kid? Wax on/wax off, sand the fence/paint the fence was all about getting that bush out of the way so you can nom,nom,nom.

 

[Maggot]

Theres bush, and then theres blond bush, but its all gash.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Y’all fucking crazy. Don’t knock it till you try it. Yall ever had a BJ by a hot chica who gently caresses your balls with her nails after they were freshly shaved? Go ahead and open your horizons. Your missing out!

 

[Jamie C]

So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting . Although I only have 1 man in my life (@Geno C. ) I learned a lot about body hair and how a variety of men feel about it. That was an interesting Sunday morning read I think I need to be more specific in my searching.

 

[HitEmHard]

So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting . Although I only have 1 man in my life (@Geno C. ) I learned a lot about body hair and how a variety of men feel about it. That was an interesting Sunday morning read I think I need to be more specific in my searching.

Brought back to life! This is excellent

 

[AngryKoala]

Sluts are just growing it back out cause they are lazy and its covering up the double decker arby’s roast beef with extra cheese.

To the guys who like hair: do you like hairy pits and legs ? Why not a mustache? Why not hairy back and chest? Just bang dudes if you like hair, ill stick to bald pussy.

Thanks for ruining Arby's....the super roast beef will never be the same now.

 

[Jscb1b]

Eat it like a fat kid eating cake!

 

[TexPatriot]

OP's wrong and should feel bad. A classic 70's V bush is one of the biggest turn on's there is and can add 2-3 points on my Rockwell hardness scale.

All my gfs in the past and my current one have all been instructed to let it grow and look like a grown woman.

This isn't Epstein Island here.

 

[AngryKoala]

OP's wrong and should feel bad. A classic 70's V bush is one of the biggest turn on's there is and can add 2-3 points on my Rockwell hardness scale.

All my gfs in the past and my current one have all been instructed to let it grow and look like a grown woman.

This isn't Epstein Island here.

Trimmed not bald is my preference, I'm not trying to machete my way to the promise land. Of course I'm married with kids so the promise land is really like once every two weeks land.

 

[roostercogburn98]

18 month update @Milf Dots? The world is on the edge of its chair waiting to know.

 

[atepointer]

I don't know how I missed this thread, but I have not laughed this hard in some time.

 

[akmike47]

I took one for the team and put in the effort.

You can always hump a shag carpet later to relive the experience

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Wow, OP actually reached one lady. Only took 2 years.

 

[oneshot86]

Did you fags not see karate kid? Wax on/wax off, sand the fence/paint the fence was all about getting that bush out of the way so you can nom,nom,nom.

Since Jamie dug this oldie up, gotta give credit to creek.
He's a man in the know.
Lol, too funny Jamie

 

[TexPatriot]

Thanks for ruining Arby's....the super roast beef will never be the same now.

Try the new Arby's Wizard Sleeve Sandwich.

 

[MCSO1357]

Try the new Arby's Wizard Sleeve Sandwich.

That sounds like a fleshlight

 

[AngryKoala]

Try the new Arby's Wizard Sleeve Sandwich.

I had to look that one up on urban dictionary.

 

[theLBC]

is it pee?

 

[Jigstick]

Regardless of hair downstairs or not... I’m eating butt like it’s the last supper

 

[srtsam]

Should have had a 70 s themed sex Night. just Grow a dead caterpillar on your upper lip, put on some tunes of the 70
and dress her up in a Dallas cheerleader uniform....

 

[Bigfatcock]

I like all poon.

 

[UKDslayer]

Noooo, permanent laser the only way to go.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Trimmed not bald is my preference, I'm not trying to machete my way to the promise land. Of course I'm married with kids so the promise land is really like once every two weeks land.

Damn! More like every quarter for me!

 

[Bigfatcock]

Is this still available?

 

[Lapuapalooza]

So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting . Although I only have 1 man in my life (@Geno C. ) I learned a lot about body hair and how a variety of men feel about it. That was an interesting Sunday morning read I think I need to be more specific in my searching.

It’s ok to revive a necro thread as long as it’s @Jamie C !

I suppose I don’t have to tell you this isn’t the best place to search for “women” themed posts...

How did your match go?

 

[Jamie C]

It’s ok to revive a necro thread as long as it’s @Jamie C !

I suppose I don’t have to tell you this isn’t the best place to search for “women” themed posts...

How did your match go?

Match brief coming soon to the Mafia. Thank you for the entertaining read this morning. I learned to be more specific in my searching. Ladies....don’t search “ladies”

 

[pmclaine]

Regardless of hair downstairs or not... I’m eating butt like it’s the last supper

Well you know corn will be served.....

 

[oneshot86]

Oh no

 

[nexusfire]

You are being a candy ass. Give me a break.

 

[ColinW]

There's a difference between having weeds strewn everywhere down stairs and being trimmed like a green on your favorite golf course. As long as it's kept up, maintained and the lawn is recently mowed....WTF is the problem with a little fuzz? Either a landing strip or a triangle, It's pretty hot when a woman has a nicely landscaped green. It turns that par 5 into a hole in 1. As long as it's well lubed like your AR, I'm sure it'll operate just fine.

 

[atepointer]

Or a light switch....I had buddy that I will quote.....”every bitch is just a light switch away from being beautiful”

And a buddy of mine says 'no matter how prim and proper all of them are just 2 drinks away from becoming a dirty monkey'.

 

[hollowoutadime]

Anybody remember the Demi Moore bush?

 

[dttheliman]

Anybody remember the Demi Moore bush?

70's flash back ......

The Pussy's a wonderful creature,
All Matted and covered in hair,
Looks like the face of a preacher,
Smells like the ass of a bear .

 

[ArchAngel72]

Well guys. Having done some research. having heard from other sources and sites and seen discussions on this.

Get used to it as the bush is making a comeback.

Covid had women start neglecting all kinds of things like leg hair, pit hair and pubic hair...

Do not be surprised by it and do not turn it down if you come across it. Just note it and bring it up in a brief conversation. She will either be understanding or tell you to take your tiny pathetic prick and go else where, cause she knows real men do not care. We were cave men like for how many centuries. Jimney Cricket worry about something else she has wrong like her liberal tendencies or something like that.

 

[MrSmith]

Seems strange not one person has suggested diving in and giving the lady hands on assistance to achieve the desired maintenance regime.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[W54/XM-388]

Seems strange not one person has suggested diving in and giving the lady hands on assistance to achieve the desired maintenance regime.

Thank you,
MrSmith

Most folks on the forum here have a desire to go on living...

 

[myronman3]

70's flash back ......

The Pussy's a wonderful creature,
All Matted and covered in hair,
Looks like the face of a preacher,
Smells like the ass of a bear

you might want to change up the class of women your chasing. just sayin’


if she drops her panties, and you smell bear ass......that’s called “a clue”. and i’m wondering, is this a frequent occurrence for you?

 

[357Max]

Saw this thread and this scene immediately popped in my head.

Now your stuck with it.

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

70's flash back ......

The Pussy's a wonderful creature,
All Matted and covered in hair,
Looks like the face of a preacher,
Smells like the ass of a bear .

I cant stop laughing and vomiting simultaneously...

I know coming from me it may sound odd..... but this has got to be the funniest damn thread ever.

 

[thejeep]

So this one time, a lady (me) searched for posts geared towards ladies. This is NOT what I was expecting . Although I only have 1 man in my life (@Geno C. ) I learned a lot about body hair and how a variety of men feel about it. That was an interesting Sunday morning read I think I need to be more specific in my searching.

Leave it to a woman to figure out how to use search on the hide.