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Maggie’s Let's Play Contra 3: The Alien Wars

Maser

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    Yeah, I know I sound like a total douche in this, but hey it's kinda hard to find things to say when focused on an awsome game like ANY Contra game!
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    Really bud. Change your name to Craftsman because you are a tool. Its cool to play and own games and such. When you enter the realm of video taping yourself playing games, not so much.
     
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    Maser, why are you even involved with this forum? The closest you come to shooting is jacking off, so please save the members here the disgrace and make yourself invisible.
     
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    Damn I made it about 15 seconds the first time I played it. I just went back to see if there was something funny hidden in there. I saw it was about 30 minutes, could bot make myself watch it. i would advise skipping that.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deputy Dawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">video taping yourself playing games </div></div>

    Thats not the only thing he video tapes himself doing.... Huh Veer
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deputy Dawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Its cool to play and own games and such. When you enter the realm of video taping yourself playing games, not so much. </div></div>

    You are quite wrong there Sir. The online LP community has significantly grown a lot since it was started over at Something Awful. There's actually a really funny story behind the LP war. See, even though LPing has been around since before the internet, it was a single person who brought it to the mainstream of the internet. That individual was Michael Sawyer. He goes by the screen name of "Slowbeef". He is a member of Something Awful and is actually a moderator of the LP section there. Well, that website requires you to pay a one time only fee to be able to post there and additional fees if you want avatars and crap like that. So members of YouTube then jumped on the band wagon, but the problem was that the majority of YouTubers who were posting LPs didn't know shit about how to do it properly and were pretty much just posting uber crap. And to add insult to injury the YouTube community claimed responsibility for making the LP community mainstream and that ticked off Slowbeef and the rest of the Something Awful LP community. As a result, Slowbeef and his friend "Diabetus" launched a project known as "Retsupurae" and what the project did was steal bad LPs from YouTube and then they would dub their own commentary over the original. It souunds like it would be a shitty idea, but it is some of the funniest stuff I have heard in a long time and it is 1 of only 3 channels I'm subscribed to.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae

    And to answer BALLISTIC's question, I'm here for the same reason everyone else is here. I'm a gun owner and 2A supporter as well as avid trapshooter, practical/tactical shotgunner, plinker, small game/varmint hunter. I've also gotten into long range rimfire shooting which is very fun and cheap as you can imagine. As for long range centerfire rifles, we all know the story about the .338RUM I used to have so there's no reason to bring that up and the 5.56mm M700 SPS that I have been planning on buying has been put on hold for the time being because my new interest in long range rimfire has been taking up lots of my shooting time.

    It's no secret we have gamers at this site. I figured if people are mature enough to exist here and to be gun owners, then they should be mature enough to use proper discretion and not watch something they know they're not going to like nor have interests in. And those who have an interest in it will watch it and comment on it if need be. And besides, we are talking about a Contra game here. That in itself is the epitome of coolness and apparently skill because Contra games are supposedly the hardest games ever made. I beg to differ though.
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    Thanks for watching.
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    You are quite wrong there Sir...

    ...Blah Blah Blah...

    Thanks for watching.
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    So when do you start getting paid for how many views you have on your Youtube videos?

    BTW...
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    Soooo, because "x" community has "grown significantly" on another forum having nothing to do with this one, you think it relevant to cross-pollinate that garbage here?

    Are you serious?
     
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    To address you comment: WTF are you talking about? An entire paragraph that could have been written in Farsi and I would have about the same understanding.

    I am a gamer. I enjoy games on consoles. I even entered my name on gamertag thread. What I did not do was post a video of myself playing a video game for 30 mins. Someone here might have enjoyed this. I did not. I do not belong to any forum that makes me pay to watch other people play games. It would make sense to just play the game to me.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Yasherka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Soooo, because "x" community has "grown significantly" on another forum having nothing to do with this one, you think it relevant to cross-pollinate that garbage here?

    Are you serious?</div></div>

    Yeah, God forbid anything not related to the Hide gets posted in this section of the forum. At least this thread has to do with guns even if it's just a video game. Care to explain to me what a thread about naming our shits after a movie has to do with the Hide or guns in general?
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deputy Dawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">To address you comment: WTF

    I am a gamer. I enjoy games on consoles. I even entered my name on gamertag thread. What I did not do was post a video of myself playing a video game for 30 mins. Someone here might have enjoyed this. I did not. I do not belong to any forum that makes me pay to watch other people play games. It would make sense to just play the game to me. </div></div>

    Something Awful is not just a gaming forum. The LP section is only a small part of it, but an insanely popular one. The reason they make people pay to join is simply to keep trolls away. They have a VERY zero tolerance policy for internet trolls there.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They have a VERY zero tolerance policy for internet trolls there.</div></div>

    Ah-hah, so they banned you immediately.

    Good videos, ArmaHeavy and Wolvenhaven
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Care to explain to me what a thread about naming our shits after a movie has to do with the Hide or guns in general?
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    Unlike your post, it had a modicum of entertainment value.

    Ever wonder why you are showered with contempt here? Over 2000 posts and from what I have seen you have contributed nothing. And that's before your "extracurricular" activities come into play.
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    Since I'm not a troll, I know I would fit right in there.</div></div>
    Ummm, right. Perhaps you should regale them with your tales of derring-do.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Care to explain to me what a thread about naming our shits after a movie has to do with the Hide or guns in general?
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    It may not have anything to do with this site, but I would rather discuss the personal workings of my intestines while only using the title of a cinematic master piece than every having to see another 15 seconds of a video of some guy playing a game.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deputy Dawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    It may not have anything to do with this site, but I would rather discuss the personal workings of my intestines while only using the title of a cinematic master piece than every having to see another 15 seconds of a video of some guy playing a game. </div></div>

    Then why participate in this thread to begin with?
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    Then why participate in this <span style="color: #FF0000">forum</span> to begin with? </div></div>
    There, fixed it for ya.


    This is Snipers Hide, for the serious tactical marksman. To paraphrase a great quote by one of our members, "if you find a site for the serious tactical poser,tool,gamer,troll,ninja,airsofter, dont come back to give us the link."
     
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    Lol lol

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    I play all types of games lol I wouldnt post a video to save my live. We post guns and gal's in this bar partner , we don't take kindly to non gun and cammel toe post round here stranger


    Lol we all make silly post let this be a lesson to yea. Or Lowlight will have MIKE01 take u out back of the wood shed and give yea a WOPPEN BOY!!

    Lol


    I'm hooked on the new star wars game but I won't post a veido on a hard core shooters forum
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    I think Blasty summed it


    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mr blasty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    I came hear to learn about firearms you slick sided white glove wearing gerbil fucker! </div></div>
     
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    Cowboy, when Frank Schwacks Maser, he does it for a long time, last one was a year for doing stupid stuff like this. Just watch, he will say something and bang! We have peace again.