Maggie’s Little Johnny Strikes Again !! LOL

[Sendero_Man]

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[Silent]

Re: Little Johnny Strikes Again !! LOL

lol starting the day off with a laugh

 

[deer assassin]

Re: Little Johnny Strikes Again !! LOL

good one

 

[crumpmd]

Re: Little Johnny Strikes Again !! LOL

Little Johnny's teacher asked the class to Say a word that starts with the next letter of the alphabet. A is for apple she said, OK who's next? Little Johnny raised his hand but the teacher refused to call on him because she knew he would say a bad word. This went on for each letter of the alphabet with Little Johnny raising his hand every time. Finally on the letter R the teacher could think of no bad words that start with the letter R so she called on Johnny . " R is for Rat", said little Johnny," a fucking Rat, with a dick this big" he said, holding up his hands. His teacher sat down and cried.

 

[Shoot1000]

Re: Little Johnny Strikes Again !! LOL

Thanks. I needed a good laugh.