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After I responded, I went back and re-read your post and figured out your were being an even bigger A-hole........ ?
Ancient Ancestor from WWI
Note the Height .... 4' - 9 5/8"
But it's not the Mobilio side of the family you should be using Google Translate with ....
Note the Height .... 4' - 9 5/8"
But it's not the Mobilio side of the family you should be using Google Translate with ....
I'll bet he flaunted the 5/8 at family gatherings.
Having broccoli garlic chicken at the same time while reading this thread just gives me the weirdest feeling...
Maser wants a threesome.Urban Dictionary: Frank
A god. A divine being with so much power it far exceeds the human mind. He is the founder of the cult Franksim and lead and is the leader for people who return to monke.www.urbandictionary.com
Having broccoli garlic chicken at the same time while reading this thread just gives me the weirdest feeling...
At least post the recipe I know it would be strange to post a recipe under a thread Suck My Cock, but the dish does look good.
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I know it would be strange to post a recipe under a thread Suck My Cock...
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Well it's one way to redeem it...
The past couple of days had seen over 1,300 total visitors on the board at the afternoon-midnight period. I am sure the shitty weather in the eastern half of the country is not the only thing driving up the view counts...
Okay, back to the thread topic about cocks...
INGREDIENTS
· Chicken cut and torn into bite sized shreds
· Broccoli
· Zucchini slices
· Garlic, chopped either into fine meal or larger pellets
· Scallion, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
· Salt
· Sugar
· Corn starch (2 tablespoons for one full wok load)
· Red pepper flakes
· Red soy sauce (1 tablespoon with water)
· Black pepper powder
· Sesame oil for marinating
· Peanut oil for frying
· Crater shaped wok with GAS range and flipper. Flat bottomed frying pans work too, though bowls aid in stirring/flipping without causing spillage.
DIRECTIONS
·Marinate the chicken pieces in sesame oil, red pepper flakes, soy sauce and scallion pieces for half an hour.
·Stir fry garlic pellets in peanut oil. Add broccoli and zucchini slices. Make sure you are constantly flipping the contents as they are frying.
·As soon as you can smell the full flavor of the mix, add in the chicken pieces. Fry until chicken starts turning brown and getting a 'cooked' appearance.
·Add a cup of water to the wok. Mix 2 tablespoons of corn starch with additional water and add while flipping.
·Wait for contents to start boiling and add a pinch of sugar. Salt and taste as you need. Sprinkle black pepper for final touch.
·Turn flame to medium and let contents cook for another 6-8 minutes while flipping occasionally.
Serve and enjoy...
What's strange about it? This thread is about putting meat in your mouth.
Hunan style stir fried meat that is. Mildly spicy and filled with antioxidant choice veggies...
If you live in a Brooklyn house or apartment located right next to a restaurant's kitchen vent fan... It is non-stop psychological torment. It'll drive someone crazy, and fat, and quite possibly broke too...
TG right around the motherfucking corner yall. ?
I'm gonna see if we can add that hunan chicken broccoli to TG this year. Last year they said no to pizza so I expect an uphill battle, still worth a shot. That shit is so goddamn good.
I'm gonna see if we can add that hunan chicken broccoli to TG this year. Last year they said no to pizza so I expect an uphill battle, still worth a shot. That shit is so goddamn good.
Well, chicken's got far lower tryptophan content than turkey. It sucks to enjoy a hearty meal but miss out on the post dinner drinking or range trip because yer' already conked out on the couch...
Sounds fancy, we usually just set some shit on fire and start getting drunk around it.
Whew!
Another night if this operatin'
All that E&E talk by other operators....pffft.
Our I&I on nights like tonight makes S&M look like D&D.
I'm not saying I'm not great at E&E, but that's pretty rare. I personally don't have to E&E much, but when the Chief comes around in wee hours because a contractor has screwed up I disperse the minions with these words: " Look busy, Jesus is coming."
One of my new recruits asked me the first night he heard that, "What do you mean by that?"
"That means put those fucking gummy bears down, and I'm not saying you have to leave, but you gotta get the hell, outta here!"
Another night if this operatin'
All that E&E talk by other operators....pffft.
Our I&I on nights like tonight makes S&M look like D&D.
I'm not saying I'm not great at E&E, but that's pretty rare. I personally don't have to E&E much, but when the Chief comes around in wee hours because a contractor has screwed up I disperse the minions with these words: " Look busy, Jesus is coming."
One of my new recruits asked me the first night he heard that, "What do you mean by that?"
"That means put those fucking gummy bears down, and I'm not saying you have to leave, but you gotta get the hell, outta here!"
Lol my ass off.Hunan style stir fried meat that is. Mildly spicy and filled with antioxidant choice veggies...
If you live in a Brooklyn house or apartment located right next to a restaurant's kitchen vent fan... It is non-stop psychological torment. It'll drive someone crazy, and fat, and quite possibly broke too...
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I know it would be strange to post a recipe under a thread Suck My Cock...
----------
Well it's one way to redeem it...
The past couple of days had seen over 1,300 total visitors on the board at the afternoon-midnight period. I am sure the shitty weather in the eastern half of the country is not the only thing driving up the view counts...
Okay, back to the thread topic about cocks...
INGREDIENTS
· Well fed house cat, cut and torn into bite sized shreds
· Broccoli
· Zucchini slices
· Garlic, chopped either into fine meal or larger pellets
· Scallion, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
· Salt
· Sugar
· Corn starch (2 tablespoons for one full wok load)
· Red pepper flakes
· Red soy sauce (1 tablespoon with water)
· Black pepper powder
· Sesame oil for marinating
· Peanut oil for frying
· Crater shaped wok with GAS range and flipper. Flat bottomed frying pans work too, though bowls aid in stirring/flipping without causing spillage.
DIRECTIONS
·Marinate the cat pieces in sesame oil, red pepper flakes, soy sauce and scallion pieces for half an hour.
·Stir fry garlic pellets in peanut oil. Add broccoli and zucchini slices. Make sure you are constantly flipping the contents as they are frying.
·As soon as you can smell the full flavor of the mix, add in the cat pieces. Fry until chicken starts turning brown and getting a 'cooked' appearance.
·Add a cup of water to the wok. Mix 2 tablespoons of corn starch with additional water and add while flipping.
·Wait for contents to start boiling and add a pinch of sugar. Salt and taste as you need. Sprinkle black pepper for final touch.
·Turn flame to medium and let contents cook for another 6-8 minutes while flipping occasionally.
Serve and enjoy...
You know there ain't no chicken in that bowl of deliciousness! FIFY to reflect traditional ingredients.
You’ve turned this cock-gobbler of a thread into a garlic pellet fueled mouth-watering adventure to rival the tale of Lemmiwinks.----------
I know it would be strange to post a recipe under a thread Suck My Cock...
----------
Well it's one way to redeem it...
The past couple of days had seen over 1,300 total visitors on the board at the afternoon-midnight period. I am sure the shitty weather in the eastern half of the country is not the only thing driving up the view counts...
Okay, back to the thread topic about cocks...
INGREDIENTS
· Chicken cut and torn into bite sized shreds
· Broccoli
· Zucchini slices
· Garlic, chopped either into fine meal or larger pellets
· Scallion, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
· Salt
· Sugar
· Corn starch (2 tablespoons for one full wok load)
· Red pepper flakes
· Red soy sauce (1 tablespoon with water)
· Black pepper powder
· Sesame oil for marinating
· Peanut oil for frying
· Crater shaped wok with GAS range and flipper. Flat bottomed frying pans work too, though bowls aid in stirring/flipping without causing spillage.
DIRECTIONS
·Marinate the chicken pieces in sesame oil, red pepper flakes, soy sauce and scallion pieces for half an hour.
·Stir fry garlic pellets in peanut oil. Add broccoli and zucchini slices. Make sure you are constantly flipping the contents as they are frying.
·As soon as you can smell the full flavor of the mix, add in the chicken pieces. Fry until chicken starts turning brown and getting a 'cooked' appearance.
·Add a cup of water to the wok. Mix 2 tablespoons of corn starch with additional water and add while flipping.
·Wait for contents to start boiling and add a pinch of sugar. Salt and taste as you need. Sprinkle black pepper for final touch.
·Turn flame to medium and let contents cook for another 6-8 minutes while flipping occasionally.
Serve and enjoy...
Some ideas for sauces, in respectfully discreet quantities.
The place in town puts these little dried red chile peppers in their hunan dishes, nothing insanely hot but stronger than most places will put in. I get them to load it up with those things, hunan chicken and chili are both best as spicy as possible imo.
Urban Dictionary: Frank
A god. A divine being with so much power it far exceeds the human mind. He is the founder of the cult Franksim and lead and is the leader for people who return to monke.
One of his videos was on pornhub , I think it was about Bi pods.
This thread titled reminds me of what was served at a dinner in Shanghai a few years back.
It's not the tryptophan, its that you stuffed yourself with mashed potatoes, stuffing, a heaping helping of cranberry sauce, and 2 slices of pie. Turkey has ~ the same amount of trp as other meats.
We almost had the Turkey as our national bird instead of the trawler chasing trash raptor we currently have.
Goddamn birds.
Goddamn birds.
It is said that Ben Franklin favored the turkey as the national bird. But, his suggestion (if there ever was a suggestion) that the turkey be the national bird was more tongue in cheek than serious...
www.fi.edu
Did Benjamin Franklin Want the National Bird To Be A Turkey?
The story about Benjamin Franklin wanting the National Bird to be a turkey is just a myth. This false story began due to a letter Franklin wrote to his daughter criticizing the original eagle design for the Great Seal, saying that it looked more like a turkey. In the letter, Franklin wrote that...
It is said that Ben Franklin favored the turkey as the national bird. But, his suggestion (if there ever was a suggestion) that the turkey be the national bird was more tongue in cheek than serious...
Did Benjamin Franklin Want the National Bird To Be A Turkey?
The story about Benjamin Franklin wanting the National Bird to be a turkey is just a myth. This false story began due to a letter Franklin wrote to his daughter criticizing the original eagle design for the Great Seal, saying that it looked more like a turkey. In the letter, Franklin wrote that...
That's a public education for ya. Goddamn teachin lady lied to me.
I think he's referring to some sort of sale on "brainforce", but I'm not sure ?Alright !........ which one of you assholes has been telling the truth again ? You know that we have strict rules about that kind of conduct.
This Forum is full of old Farts. 50% off brain force for everyone".
50% is being generous as far as old farts. How do you think we got this way ?
What in the hell does "50% off brain force for everyone" mean, anyway ?
If you ever spend your time around fishing boats in AK you will see the truth in this statement.
I think he's referring to some sort of sale on "brainforce", but I'm not sure ?
I had no idea what the fuck that was either until someone here posted an Infowars link and at the bottom of the article there was an advert for "Brainforce", "DNA force" and other supplements packed in suspiciously GNC-style bottles guaranteed to give the taker immortality and superhuman force, as well as immunity to mind control and certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. However they are still not FDA approved though... And there WAS a sale on them too, from the ad.
We live in a world with enough population density that even if the ratio of rational folks to gullible suckers was 10,000:1, the makers of every form of quackery in history from "Forsythe's Patented Secret Elixir For the Cure of Consumption, Aging, Yellow Fever and Other Human Maladies" to "Brainforce" and beyond will STILL be able to line their pockets with gold.
And I was just joking lmfao ?I had no idea what the fuck that was either until someone here posted an Infowars link and at the bottom of the article there was an advert for "Brainforce", "DNA force" and other supplements packed in suspiciously GNC-style bottles guaranteed to give the taker immortality and superhuman force, as well as immunity to mind control and certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. However they are still not FDA approved though... And there WAS a sale on them too, from the ad.
We live in a world with enough population density that even if the ratio of rational folks to gullible suckers was 10,000:1, the makers of every form of quackery in history from "Forsythe's Patented Secret Elixir For the Cure of Consumption, Aging, Yellow Fever and Other Human Maladies" to "Brainforce" and beyond will STILL be able to line their pockets with gold.
I had no idea what the fuck that was either until someone here posted an Infowars link and at the bottom of the article there was an advert for "Brainforce", "DNA force" and other supplements packed in suspiciously GNC-style bottles guaranteed to give the taker immortality and superhuman force, as well as immunity to mind control and certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. However they are still not FDA approved though... And there WAS a sale on them too, from the ad.
We live in a world with enough population density that even if the ratio of rational folks to gullible suckers was 10,000:1, the makers of every form of quackery in history from "Forsythe's Patented Secret Elixir For the Cure of Consumption, Aging, Yellow Fever and Other Human Maladies" to "Brainforce" and beyond will STILL be able to line their pockets with gold.
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