Lowlight can suck my cock

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I believe both Paparock and Sam Dunham begged for the mods to get involved at some point and even attacked the site for it's "lawlessness" and lack of moderation... The thing is, the mods were there the whole time. Probably the full staff was present too. Padom made an appearance in the Mueller thread... They were just laughing too hard to do anything else except keep scrolling down and following the thread feed.

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And the thing is, I am certain that some of these folks started their threads with good intentions. But they crossed multiple lines and instead of backtracking immediately, even after being kindly reminded of so, their arrogance and pigheadedness kept them going until they hit a point of absolute no return.
 
I actually liked Sam, he was pretty chill except for the times when he completely wasn't. I think Paparockal or whatever died, I remember months ago tracking things to another forum and they posted an obit for a user who I'm pretty sure was him.


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I remember months ago tracking things to another forum and they posted an obit for a user who I'm pretty sure was him.
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Damn... That hit me like a mallet right there. And many of the denizens of serious weapons/gear forums are also masters of Internet-fu, so their tracking results are usually legit and accurate. Yeah, Poprocks was unintentionally funny and pushed a lot of buttons but I don't think anyone actually wished harm onto him...

From my observations of gun forum meltdowns across a couple of large and well-trafficked boards, the most common cause of such drama is usually stolen valor, or rather, attempts at such. When you stroll into a board filled with guys who have done service for their countries at all levels of the government-military interface, and then make outlandish claims about being involved in shit that you never had done, you WILL get fucked and there will be no mercy from the participants. Nobody likes posers. (No, the US armed forces had NEVER issued the Desert Eagle in any caliber or variant.........................And, no... No matter how many sacrifices you have made for the country and how many awards and medals of valor you have received, the government is not going to let you keep that M16-A4 with the underslung M203 that you were issued upon your discharge.....So just, stop, please, for your own sake...)

Don Shipley refers to these individuals as amateurs or ''groomers'... Kind of like pederasts who are starting to give in to their urges and are trying to test the waters by making minor flirtations with the targets of their fetish. The stolen valor types are the same way, usually starting off by trying to woo women or impress people on anonymous message boards with outlandish claims. If they are not called out, humiliated, and stopped at this stage, most of them will continue on to pull much more elaborate and destructive scams. The magic about the Internet and the ability to instantly gather a large body of people who share different fields of expertise and knowledge is that these amateurs can be stopped right at the "grooming" stage, and their negative experiences on these message boards often discourage them from continuing down the path into more criminal territory...
 
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I believe following fundamentals are still going to apply. Similar to marksmanship:

Get square behind the cock
Controlled breathing
Teeth avoidance techniques
Gently tug the balls, don’t jerk
Take the recoil, take it all...
And don't forget to play Slayer whilst fellating, so it doesn't get gay.
 
Don Shipley refers to these individuals as amateurs or ''groomers'... Kind of like pederasts who are starting to give in to their urges and are trying to test the waters by making minor flirtations with the targets of their fetish. The stolen valor types are the same way, usually starting off by trying to woo women or impress people on anonymous message boards with outlandish claims. If they are not called out, humiliated, and stopped at this stage, most of them will continue on to pull much more elaborate and destructive scams. The magic about the Internet and the ability to instantly gather a large body of people who share different fields of expertise and knowledge is that these amateurs can be stopped right at the "grooming" stage, and their negative experiences on these message boards often discourage them from continuing down the path into more criminal territory...

I tell folks all the time I am an operator, and it is true. I been a full on operator for over 30 years.
I'm all the time doing operator shit. I even have operatin' nightmares, technically daymares since I do my operator shit in the dark. Just this evening I was awaken by one of my operator minions at 1900hrs with, "We got a problem!" My gut immediately began to churn....I was hoping for at least another hour in the rack, but I had to Don my operating boots and gear. It's gonna be a long night.

My operating is like prison sex: The operating you are wanting, you ain't getting, and the operating you are getting, you don't want.
I want to retire, but when you are the best at what you do....they just won't let you leave.
Things get real dicey around here.....when it rains.
 
Here it is, pretty sure it is him. Granted, I can't find the forum I tracked it from so I could be wrong.
 
Here it is, pretty sure it is him. Granted, I can't find the forum I tracked it from so I could be wrong.

So he was posting on here from past the grave lol...his legendary thread happened in 2018. Different guy
 
Arguing with Theis over anything technical is practically a deathwish. Pharmer wasn't so bad, but that's pretty fucking stupid lol. He got bant doing what he loved, being a dipshit. He struggled with his homosexuality a great deal, but his final wish was for us all to remember him as the opiate withdrawal rollercoaster liberty lover who we all knew well.

RIP Pharmer69.
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Looks like OP left his sweater behind.
 
Arguing with Theis over anything technical is practically a deathwish.

Anything technical?
I might spar with @THEIS on the finer points of incineration and turd wranglin. Then again, he can probably hack my computer and read all my PowerPoint presentations.

Yeah best to not poke that bear for any reason.
 
Anything technical?
I might spar with @THEIS on the finer points of incineration and turd wranglin. Then again, he can probably hack my computer and read all my PowerPoint presentations.

Yeah best to not poke that bear for any reason.

Hi,

I quietly backed out of your computer when this comes up as home page background...... LOL

Sincerely,
Theis

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Here it is, pretty sure it is him. Granted, I can't find the forum I tracked it from so I could be wrong.


The Hide's Paparock is named Rocky Latham. Bullies better beware, he is still out there and can indent your breastbone with a single phoenix-eye...

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That's a no win situation. Ignore the dick and it doesn't go away. Lunging for the dick looks no better. :ROFLMAO:
Along the lines of philosophical precedent such as ‘Ockham’s Razor’, and ‘Crabtree’s Bludgeon’, you’ve just articulated ‘Lowlight’s Quandary’, aka ‘Lowlight’s Pickle’.