Lowlight can suck my cock

[Maggot]

Frank is hard, but he is fair...

Heh heh, Gunney said 'Maggots', heh heh. ?

 

[Sportin Wood]

It's nasty, you order take out pizza, and when you go to pick it up, they don't cook it,

Essentially it's a raw pizza you order that you cook yourself at home.

Digiorno that you order over the phone

Sounds like an excellent pizza to give to the homeless guy on the corner...

 

[Kamerad]

I hate everyone taller than me, equally, you all suck. I hope your oxygen deprivation kicks in for having your heads so high in the air.

Every day is like training at high elevation. Gives me an edge, though my oxygen deprived brain still hasn’t figured out how to exploit it.

As a courtesy, I selected small image size, so’s not to exceed your field of view.

 

[AIAW]

It's.... so... much!

 

[Ugly Dog]

Meh... Short only means when you are nose to nose your toes are in it and when you are toe to toe your nose is in it. Kind of a 50% win rate...

 

[clcustom1911]

Pretty sure this guy is cooking up fentanyl in the 909 with that user name.

Fentanyl in the 909? Please, that waaaaay too high class.


We cook meth out here.

????

 

[Tucker301]

I banned him for...
Not signing up for online training
Talking trash to THEIS
Telling the HMFIC to suck his cock
General uselessness

Full disclosure. I may have fucked with him a bit just before he posted this thread. ?

 

[deersniper]

That's a bunch of bs, online training didn't save me from being banned. Neither did being OG

I know better to talk shit to thesis. Lol

 

[YF12A]

Damn. I blink my eyes and shit, the parties' over! Hope Lowlight really doesn't hate me because at 6'8" I suffer from oxygen starvation and have been known to make mistakes while everyone smaller gets the good O2!

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I banned him for...
Not signing up for online training
Talking trash to THEIS
Telling the HMFIC to suck his cock
General uselessness

Full disclosure. I may have fucked with him a bit just before he posted this thread. ?

 

[gunjunkie45]

I miss the meltdowns and bannings every fricken time! Could we get a 24 hour grace period before the threads get deleted at least?

 

[Maser]

I miss the meltdowns and bannings every fricken time! Could we get a 24 hour grace period before the threads get deleted at least?

How about we put a banner on the top of the page like what Kiwi Farms does?

 

[Jscb1b]

HMFIC is mad because he's always the first to smell the farts.

 

[LeftyJason]

Added this and the related Mueller scope thread to the Legendary Thread reference thread. That is partly why I created that thread so people don't miss out as much.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Basements gets awful cold this time of the year and the parents definitely aren't paying to heat them. Causes a little keyboard fury after a few bad runs in Call of Duty.

...Except that the Hide is not really impressed, or takes kindly to sword swinging of any kind...

 

[Ric O'shay]

So.....you are saying general uselessness is frowned upon?

 

[candyx]

It's.... so... much!

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That looks like it might be fun.

 

[Diver160651]

Was this guy the brother of Quigley down under scope lover??

 

[dirthead1]

Was this guy the brother of Quigley down under scope lover??

I think you’re onto something here.....

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Wait...

FOUR fucking pages and no Greta Thunberg .gif yet??? I am disappoint. I am SO disappoint...

 

[Maggot]

Wait...

FOUR fucking pages and no Greta Thunberg .gif yet??? I am disappoint. I am SO disappoint...

I swear she reminds me of Chucky.

 

[Tucker301]

So.....you are saying general uselessness is frowned upon?

No. It's part of the whole package.

 

[LeftyJason]

Btw @THEIS. Congrats on keeping your cool. You went very easy on 909. One lesson that I learned early on here is don't get on your bad side. Ever.

 

[AIAW]

Btw @THEIS. Congrats on keeping your cool. You went very easy on 909. One lesson that I learned early on here is don't get on your bad side. Ever.

Pretty much this:

 

[Rangemaster]

It's.... so... much!

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Shit I just lost my vokia double shot. Damit. Too much info and visual information.

 

[Namekagon]

I struggle to believe anyone could accidentally push that many of "the right buttons" on this forum. Seriously, a thread about the country of origin of $200 scopes, followed by flagrant flaming of @THEIS, and then picking a fight with @lowlight??? I think someone has an alter ego, but I have no idea who. Army Jerry? How DID he know about Army Jerry?

IMO...someone is laughing their ass off watching bancat chase their troll account around like a laser pointer.

 

[Bender]

I struggle to believe anyone could accidentally push that many of "the right buttons" on this forum. Seriously, a thread about the country of origin of $200 scopes, followed by flagrant flaming of @THEIS, and then picking a fight with @lowlight??? I think someone has an alter ego, but I have no idea who. Army Jerry? How DID he know about Army Jerry?

IMO...someone is laughing their ass off watching bancat chase their troll account around like a laser pointer.

Nah man. AJ just says it to your face while he stares. ?

 

[Namekagon]

Nah man. AJ just says it to your face while he stares. ?

I was gonna accuse you, but then I figured "Bender is too proud of his trolling to do it anonymously."

 

[Bama Fan]

"Old Fart" At what age are you classified as a Old Fart ?

My wife said it was the day she got in my car and the radio was tuned to Frank Sinatra Classics. I think I was about 40 then. Since then she constantly refers to me as an "Old Fart".

 

[candyx]

Who's going to step in here to take one for the team so Frank doesn't have to degrade himself over this act requested by Pharmer909 ?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I banned him for...
Not signing up for online training
Talking trash to THEIS
Telling the HMFIC to suck his cock
General uselessness

Full disclosure. I may have fucked with him a bit just before he posted this thread. ?

{note to self. Stop procrastinating about signing up for online training. As an added bonus people may start treating me like one of the cool kids. That'll show that Tommy Lipschitz. I wonder if I can still get up with him after 40 years. No more atomic wedgies for me...mwahahaha! I'll show those bastards! And then...oh then I can...hey....can you people hear me?....oops}

 

[theLBC]

i see some pants with kneepads in the marketplace, just fyi.

 

[Lowlight]

What was the, Banned for not signing up for the Online training part ?

I never heard of that one, Tucker went Rogue ....

 

[seansmd]

What was the, Banned for not signing up for the Online training part ?

I never heard of that one, Tucker went Rogue ....

Dude you driving sales quotas on the mods, driving online training revenue, quarter end, he did what he had to do?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

What was the, Banned for not signing up for the Online training part ?

I never heard of that one, Tucker went Rogue ....

Sounds like Grizzly or Cor-Bon ammunition... Makes things even deader...

You gotta have to cross some serious lines in order to have that tagline included with a ban...

 

[AIAW]

What was the, Banned for not signing up for the Online training part ?

I never heard of that one, Tucker went Rogue ....

Tucker was just joking about that. The guy said in one of his post that "he was never going to sign up for online training"... Not too many posts before he was hoping you'd go down on him. Might have been in his Mueller thread actually (possibly deleted now).

Oh Tucker did no wrong! Fairly gave him WAY more time than I would have!

 

[Lowlight]

I am evil ...

I had a few restless nights lately, maybe I was sleep walking and forcing the mods to act on my behalf,

If that is the case, nice job guys, way to stay on task

 

[eklarsen]

why do I have to suck his dick?

Funniest quote I have ever read...

 

[nn8734]

I’m surprised this thread hasn’t been deleted given it’s title.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

No, legendary shit like this cannot be deleted. This is on the same level as nunchuck accidents, in slow motion...

 

[Spblademaker]

Ban Cat is an obvious fan of pussy, so any mention of sucking cock sets him off.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Do I need a discount code for the "50% off Brain Force" offer? Seems like a sweet deal.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Back into mama's basement you go.......................................................................... Please stop sniffing her panties, that's just gross.

 

[nn8734]

No, legendary shit like this cannot be deleted. This is on the same level as nunchuck accidents, in slow motion...

Lol, true.

 

[candyx]

I’m surprised this thread hasn’t been deleted given it’s title.

Its like a bomb that already went off no reason to diffuse now.

 

[Lowlight]

We used to have a lot more forum suicide posts, I missed them, these are always great

Dear world,

Why are you are pointing out my stupidity in such an obvious manner, please delete my account and tell the mods here to suck each other off and when you are finished don't forget to say, Oh what a lovely tea party,

Sincerely,

Once Relevant

 

[Tucker301]

What was the, Banned for not signing up for the Online training part ?

I never heard of that one, Tucker went Rogue ....

He acts like he doesn't know anything about the money. ?

 

[Maser]

I’m surprised this thread hasn’t been deleted given it’s title.

Well, at least it's something different than the same old boring midget and Lady Gaga jokes.

 

[nn8734]

Well, at least it's something different than the same old boring midget and Lady Gaga jokes.

Yep...to be clear, I wasn’t asking for deletion, hope it stays and keeps going. There were a few other laugh riot threads that disappeared recently that I was hoping to reread again for more laughs.

 

[seansmd]

He acts like he doesn't know anything about the money. ?

@lowlight in his staff meeting......