I went down to the local Farmers Market to pick up some fresh veggies for tonight. Im cruising along minding my own business when this ...person (At first I thought is was male) walks by with a ball cap that says "America Never Was Great." Normally Id just ignore it but I didnt get much sleep last night and worked late so I was in a pissy mood anyway. It just came out of my mouth before I could stop it "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE". Everybody in earshot goes silent and looks and it, whatever it was turns around and I say "America is great." They give me this snotty little look and say "Oh no it isnt." So I say, really loud, "Yes it is and FUCKYOU." Now everybody is scowling at me and 'it' goes "Have a nice day." I so wanted to grab it (Now thinking it either female or tranny) by its fat,greasy, little throat, and squeeze a turd out of it, but I walked away. That would have been assault, I fear. Nobody else had the nerve to say shit but if looks could kill...
Rant over.
Rant over.