Mall ninjas are us

[ubet]

Thought someone here might get a kick out of it.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.161260847267782.36165.141965079197359&type=3

Link takes you to an album.

 

[rrflyer]

Re: Mall ninjas are us

oh....my.....god

 

[jeepguy242]

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i want to see the fat kid in a foot chase LOL!!!!

 

[Alaskaman11]

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Holly Cow!

 

[gray1974]

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I hope that is a Halloween spoof. If not, that is a sad situation.

 

[Rhys]

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Got to loe all the quilty Hi-Points they are carrying.

 

[dbsinh2o]

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That'll take the temper out of your barrel.

 

[Esselbach]

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If you're a criminal or thug, no need to worry about some of them...

 

[ewoaf]

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SUH Keritty!!
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[softcock]

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<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Holy Shit </span></span>.
Does say there in Alabama though .
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[KillShot]

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HA HA HA HA! If I hadn't seen these photos for myself, I wouldn't have believed it! Thx for the laugh.

 

[EventHorizon]

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I'm pretty sure the guy in the mask is Don'trytorun. Either him or the Humongo-tron second from left...

 

[pdogsbeware]

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People like them...make me feel GREAT about myself! haha

 

[CE1371]

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That's just bizarre.

 

[softcock]

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Hey it's been a long hard road to Mall Security control .
But they are moving up & will be applying there skills for there Next Gig & there Next Big Step ... <span style="font-size: 14pt"> <span style="font-weight: bold">Airport TSA</span></span>
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[Cserv]

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Diggin the black leather trench and hat backwards. lol

 

[Veer_G]

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You'd think that they could at least learn to spell well enough to get their shit straight in Facebook:

"Tactial Bodygaurd & Security Svc"

Gotta love the comments:

"why would you use a g22 for a security detail??? a marlin model 60 has a higher mag cap.... not to mention it's just a .22. I wouldn't hire these people to guard my turds."

 

[Yasherka]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: softcock</div><div class="ubbcode-body">.
<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Holy Shit </span></span>.
Does say there in Alabama though .
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The guy in the white shirt is the only somewhat "normal" looking one. And the look on his face says "Dear God, how'd I get hooked up with these douchebags,"

 

[Bad Medicine]

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Man that is painful to look at, I am embarrassed for them! I kind of feel bad too, I mean everyone is making fun of them; but I mean there has to be something wrong with this group of individuals. Very sad!

 

[Night Hunter]

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Montgomery is actually part of the state of Georgia

 

[Jake03TJ]

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LMAO!!! Calling them Mall Ninjas is a compliment to these fucks..

 

[captrichardson]

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In case any of you are in need of services from an obvious group of Tier 1 Operators!

Even Larry the Cable Guy would laugh at that one, that is funny I don't care who you are!

Thanks for the laugh!
M Richardson

 

[Veer_G]

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Look, it's Sub-Zero!

<span style="font-style: italic">FINISH HIM!</span>

 

[sf88]

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What blows my mind is that I've been turned down for a bunch of security jobs and I don't weight 400 pounds or wear a trenchcoat.

ETA: also what's up with the empty plate carriers?

 

[Wanderlust]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NF1986</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ETA: also what's up with the empty plate carriers? </div></div>

It's tactical, of course.

 

[Veer_G]

Re: Mall ninjas are us

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wanderlust</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NF1986</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ETA: also what's up with the empty plate carriers? </div></div>

It's tactical, of course. </div></div>

I was gonna say that, judging from their average size, you know that plates around them tend to be empty, and how better to return them for reloading than convenient carriers?

 

[Peloton]

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I for one will sleep better knowing that they are the guardians of the night.

 

[akmike]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dbsinh20</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That'll take the temper out of your barrel.

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I think Shankster is looking to tap the one on the left.

 

[Mutt]

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Aaaah Gawd-ammit!!!

[Pet Peave Alert]

Who the hell takes pictures of themselves "posing" with weapons with their fingers fondling said weapons triggers? FRICK!!!