Maggie’s Math Lesson

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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.



This is a strictly a mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

 

[hermosabeach]

Awesome- I have stolen this

 

[Kadams1563]

Me too haha

 

[Barneybdb]

I think politicians use a variation of this to set their salaries??

 

[Tucker301]

 

[mtrmn]

W effin TF???

 

[mdmp5]

Columns don't have to equal. If you donated 7 instead of 9, the balance would be 53

 

[mdmp5]

Put another way, if you donated $5 at a time, the balance would equal 225

 

[P-Squared]

Boy, if it really worked that way, I would donate a penny a second to a 501 (3)(c) I set up in my name. By the end of the day, I'd be Clinton rich.

 

[hlee]

Yep, the sum of your running balance doesn't mean anything. If "you" donated $1 at a time the sum of the balance would be huge (no, I'm not going to work the math). The only columns that matter are debits and credits. They should "zero out."

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Strykervet]

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.



This is a strictly a mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Studied math at university, never heard this one. Probably the best math joke I've ever seen. Awesome, that's funny shit.