May your day be as Indigenous as you allow it to be

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[lonegunman762x51]

This ain’t far from the truth. They pump money out with the casinos, but the “people” ain’t really on board with bettering themselves. There are a few exceptions.

You really have not lived until you run into a 350 pound, shit faced drunk native in a tiger fur track suit with gold Lemay lettering "Native Pride" stumbling thru a shopping mall screaming, "FUCK YOU WIHTE MAN!!!" at everyone he passes at 10:30 in the morning the day after casino checks arrived.

So after a couple of years of watching the tribes piss away their $10K checks most of the local tribes decided to keep all the money for themselves and offer "services" to their native brothers and sisters. This means the mostly sober natives who are in power , steal as much as possible until they get caught and driven out of tribal office. We have half a dozen tribal casinos in my area and they are simply places for people with no money to piss away their government checks.

There is nothing like watching a penniless, chain-smoker with an oxygen tank, pissing away his/her social security check on electronic poker while they sit in their piss soaked scooter. I'm guessing they are hoping to win a golden coffin or something equally useless. Almost no one in a casino has the money to lose and even fewer ever win more than they pissed away.

There are many times more natives alive today than ever lived on the plains, the best thing that happened to them is modern medicine and electricity. So they lost a few buffalo and salmon, who fucking cares.

Columbus discovered the a Caribbean island or two and had jack shit to do with North America.

 

[Ronws]

You are going to have to explain what you meant here…Vespucci was definitely not on board the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria.

If you are reading wikipedia like I just did, it is noted that his travels are in dispute. So, let's erase that he was there even though he had been on some travels after 1490. He gets some kudos for getting two continents named after him. Maybe you are right. They were just tooling along and bumped into land, looking for something.

So, you win that one.

 

[OREGUN]

I was making a bold statement based on what I thought I remembered from school. Vespucci did most of his sailing circa late 1490s and may have been on a ship that landed on the mainland instead of the “West Indies”. I may have totally misread the post about him spotting land…it made it sound like he called it out for Columbus…which I don’t think is the way that went down.

 

[Mudburner]

Australian blackfellas are the same way. Sit down on a bench in Darwin and they're like pigeons begging for smokes, bus fare, booze money, etc. Old woman sitting on the sidewalk screaming drunken profanities at everybody passing by. Usually the older women are the smartest/most decent ones.

 

[Austan]

Australian blackfellas are the same way. Sit down on a bench in Darwin and they're like pigeons begging for smokes, bus fare, booze money, etc. Old woman sitting on the sidewalk screaming drunken profanities at everybody passing by. Usually the older women are the smartest/most decent ones.

Are those aborigines? I saw a documentary where they followed a tribe that had been brought into the modern world and it was very similar to the native American. They tripled in size and became drunks almost immediately. It was sad to watch.

 

[Ronws]

I was making a bold statement based on what I thought I remembered from school. Vespucci did most of his sailing circa late 1490s and may have been on a ship that landed on the mainland instead of the “West Indies”. I may have totally misread the post about him spotting land…it made it sound like he called it out for Columbus…which I don’t think is the way that went down.

Standard historical accounts that I learned way back in the before times when it was not a crime to be white or of european descent had mentioned that Vespucci had sailed with him and was the first one to spot land. Not the main continent, of course. But it was said that the name America came from Amerigo, which made sense to me, at least as a young person learning in a time when science was science and not a means of justifying sodomy. So, I could be wrong. Maybe there was another Amerigo Vespucci who was there.

The reason I say that is because I have a common name and some famous people have the same name. One was a newcaster in Houston in the last century and the other was a football player for the Dallas Cowboys. It can happen.

 

[Ronws]

Old woman sitting on the sidewalk screaming drunken profanities at everybody passing by.

That's just plain damn sexy.

 

[OREGUN]

Standard historical accounts that I learned way back in the before times when it was not a crime to be white or of european descent had mentioned that Vespucci had sailed with him and was the first one to spot land. Not the main continent, of course. But it was said that the name America came from Amerigo, which made sense to me, at least as a young person learning in a time when science was science and not a means of justifying sodomy. So, I could be wrong. Maybe there was another Amerigo Vespucci who was there.

The reason I say that is because I have a common name and some famous people have the same name. One was a newcaster in Houston in the last century and the other was a football player for the Dallas Cowboys. It can happen.

Well, there you have it. Different places, different histories even back when science was science and boys were safe from everyone except priests.

 

[rtB]

Well thank god they didn't name America after the dudes last name, United States of Vespucca just doesn't have the same ring.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Australian blackfellas are the same way. Sit down on a bench in Darwin and they're like pigeons begging for smokes, bus fare, booze money, etc. Old woman sitting on the sidewalk screaming drunken profanities at everybody passing by. Usually the older women are the smartest/most decent ones.

Well, when their boomerang won't come back, they probably get banished or some shit...



Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

Well, there you have it. Different places, different histories even back when science was science and boys were safe from everyone except priests.

You have earned this for such a piquant bon mot.

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[Mudburner]

Are those aborigines? I saw a documentary where they followed a tribe that had been brought into the modern world and it was very similar to the native American. They tripled in size and became drunks almost immediately. It was sad to watch.

Yup. Not all people are total degenerates, just those who are give the rest a bad name.

In Kakadu National Park, I went on a tourist boat tour, and the guides were modern blackfella well dressed, educated, and doing a very cool business of taking people like me on boat tours of their traditional homeland. I enjoyed it.

Spectacular Jumping Crocodiles tour was absolutely stunning! 20' monsters with heads a meter long jumping out of the water to get a bit of meat on a string. It puts things into perspective to see a prehistoric killer dinosaur so so so close. Some of them had missing feet and legs. The guide says, in Aussie accent, "They're 'armless...! The BIG ones bit em off..."

 

[Pharmseller]

Didn't Vespucci make the first circumnavigation of the globe?

Sirhr

Dude

Vespucci invented the scooter.

Get with the program.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Dude

Vespucci invented the scooter.

Get with the program.

Very waspy….

Sirhr

 

[Pharmseller]

Very waspy….

Sirhr

Keep your racism to yourself. I’m Irish.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Keep your racism to yourself. I’m Irish.

Vespa = Italian for Wasp…

See what I did there… ?

;-)

Sirhr

 

[tomcatmv]

Is that similar to a Perelli tire, you know, daigo in the rain, daigo in the snow and when daigo flat daigo "wop-wop-wop".
OK so I'm going to hell for that.
Oh shit isn't the HMFIC of Italian descent? I can see a ban hammer coming.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Is that similar to a Perelli tire, you know, daigo in the rain, daigo in the snow and when daigo flat daigo "wop-wop-wop".
OK so I'm going to hell for that.
Oh shit isn't the HMFIC of Italian descent? I can see a ban hammer coming.

But at least he’es not a Paddy!

Sirhr

 

[pmclaine]

If we came upon those blood thirsty savages today, we would likely exterminate them for the Devil Worshipers that they were.

The modern aztecs are now in children's hospitals doing equally horrific things and we are expected to worship them or risk our freedom.

 

[pmclaine]

Do natives have a day where they look back at the other natives they conquered?

Sioux were a coastal Carolina tribe that kicked the ass of anyone west of them as they escaped the smelly englishmen.

 

[AngryKoala]

Not even pornhub is that twisted.

You obviously haven't been on pornhub long enough.

 

[pmclaine]

The theory is that what we call first people are immigrants who came across the Bering Sea when it froze for a few winters. Therefore, it is more likely they were chukchi or other asian steppe people. So, they came in and took the land the game for themselves. Not very enterprising at farming, they survived by bloodshed. And eating each other. And making slaves out of each other. And Columbus brought news of the Christ. And it was Amerigo Vespucci who spotted land from the Crow's Nest. And, for that, Columbus is "canceled."

Now, what I like to do for people all hung up on ethnicities is tell them I am half black, half white, and half mexican. And watch their ears smoke while doing math.

Full disclosure, my mother's father was from Germany. My grandmother was of English descent. My father had English, Irish, and Scottish ancestry. I am so white that I glow in the dark. My ancient german ancestors were invaded by romans. Where is my reparations?

Columbus brought modern technology, which would have arrived. And also, the whole noble savage thing is a pipe for communists. The idea that someone is somehow holy because of where they came from is obnoxious.

Was the freezing of the Bering sea caused by coal burning power plants?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The modern aztecs are now in children's hospitals and Michigan mosques… doing equally horrific things and we are expected to worship them or risk our freedom.

FIFY.

Sirhr

 

[pmclaine]

FIFY.

Sirhr

Actually those Mosque attendants may be allies soon when it comes to the woke harm.

While we won't be listened to they actually get some respect because peeps no how they make their point when they really get upset.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Actually those Mosque attendants may be allies soon when it comes to the woke harm.

While we won't be listened to they actually get some respect because peeps no how they make their point when they really get upset.

Yes, I read that they stormed a school board meeting over homo books and pornographic “childrens” books in their school system libraries.

Oh and anyone whose parents circumcised them or who had their kids chopped as infants… Can’t talk about genital Mutilation. It was all the rage with doctors in post ww2 America, supposedly for hygiene.

So it has a long tradition among Americans, Too. Pot calling the kettle Muslim and all….

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

Was the freezing of the Bering sea caused by coal burning power plants?

That and all the people driving Ford Excursions.

 

[pmclaine]

That and all the people driving Ford Excursions.

If it had of been F250 Lightenings they would not have made it half way.