Mega Millions
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i would have a lawyer collect it. Of course you would have to pay a percentage. But at least you would not have people knowing you won it.
I wouldn't collect the lump sum. Less chance of people asking for millions you don't have.
Lawyer, Financial Advisor and Accountant would be my first and only calls before anyone knew.
It doesn’t get insured, so make sure to be a Dem donor to get a bailout when your bank fails.
I'd have them deliver the lump sum in pennies. With all that copper id be RICH!
Become an incorporated ghost. Create at least 4 LLC's. Each from a different state. Get a lawyer to collect it on behalf of one of them. Then immediately afterwards shut down the collecting LLC and transfer wealth to the remaining LLC's. From then on out, all major expenditures get made through the remaining LLC's. Land, houses, cars, boats, gas, tools, utility bills, firearms etc... all of it gets paid for through the LLC's. Nothing in my name except monthly or quarterly paychecks written to myself for groceries, small items and some play money. The only freeloader to worry about then will be the taxman once per year.
I would take the cash payment option. I would have several bank style vaults built in different locations and store the cash myself.
Even at my age, id take the annuity.
I'd contact a lawyer, and retain him at a percentage, to handle the trappings. I'd have him draw up a will first.
I'd retain a security firm, and an accountant.
Then I'd call Sierra bullets, and tell them to cancel all contracts.
I'd contact a lawyer, and retain him at a percentage, to handle the trappings. I'd have him draw up a will first.
I'd retain a security firm, and an accountant.
Then I'd call Sierra bullets, and tell them to cancel all contracts.
Oh.....you'll give more than that.....unless you are talking about God.
Speaking of.
I'd start studying up on some charities and causes.
Craig Sawman Sawyer comes to mind. I'd set up a meeting with him and find out how I could put my money behind the veterans against child trafficking operation.
I'm not sure I could find a church to give much money to. There's a few ministries that do come to mind though.
For federally insured US deposits you'd have to divvy it up into a bunch of individual <$250k accounts ... I *think* maybe double that for joint accounts.
I don't know of any foreign bank that has higher limits on deposit insurance, I *think* European banks have something like a 100k Euro limit, other banks are even lower.
Set up a trust. Doesn't need to be your name.
yes please , for once I wanna order a tractor trailor load of powder and primer and bullets and not have the guy on the other end of the phone laugh at me . Just once
This is one of the reasons why I wouldn't want to win that much money. The aggravation of just trying to handle it wouldn't be worth it and I can't use that much money. The cash option is about 100x more than I need to be set for life and I'm not old.
I can tell you what I'd do with all of it, but I can tell you a lot of women who never thought they would will be sucking dick for money.
This is the third, possibly second most convoluted lottery winning management plan I've read. The first was where someone wrote that he would hire a financial team to handle the money and then a second team to watch that team. Fascinating.
You think like me. I would appreciate where it came from and treat it accordingly.
I'd be looking for land with water, especially fertile, usable land with water. Theyre not making any more of it and the population is expanding. Barring the great reset's population reduction, its better than gold.
Some states have the stipulation you have to attend a press conference and do the lotto's bidding for the dog & pony show. I don't know if they would allow a proxy lawyer to attend to represent you. That would be a big hurdle. One has a year to claim the winnings. No need to rush.
In that time I would see who really had time for me. I would ask to borrow money. Then when the day came to collect the winnings I would remember those folks. Everybody who fucked me off could then fuck off.
In that time I would see who really had time for me. I would ask to borrow money. Then when the day came to collect the winnings I would remember those folks. Everybody who fucked me off could then fuck off.
I would give most of it away. I would hold back enough to where I would be able to live a comfortable, albeit modest lifestyle for the remainder of my life. The bulk of it would be placed into a charity I would head, and it would be my job, with a salary, to head a charitable organization to find people who could really use some help, fund non-profit projects that would benefit the widest range of people, i'd fund Lowlights operation so he can finally be over 5' tall, and a private investigator to find Shankster, and coerce him back to the hide.
It's kinda sad knowing that the odds of any of that happening are very, very close to zero.
Branden
It's kinda sad knowing that the odds of any of that happening are very, very close to zero.
Branden
You would not be paying a percentage. You higher the attorney and pay him or her their hourly rate to do what you want them to do. In this case, it would be set up a trust and liase with your accountant for the best tax strategy on it.
I have a friend who has stuck with me through thick and thin, one who is truly a friend. I'd show up one day in new Chevy Express Van in his name and a briefcase with one million in cash. Because....Friend.
To all who pretended to be friends I'd let them know I won and ghost them when they looked for a handout.
To all who pretended to be friends I'd let them know I won and ghost them when they looked for a handout.
Celebration would be swift, then one would need to be very smart about the money. It would attract people of course, but also the gov. The gov is the biggest winner of these lotto's. Why do you think they do them, LOL. Say you get your $400million after you won 1.5 billion, the gov is still gonna want more of that money every move you make. Your new job would be to manage that money and there are some good suggestions already posted about business structure to shelter the money from the gov.
When you go for an attorney, you ask to speak to a partner of one of the most prestigious firms. You will have their attention. They will know who you need for an accountant, investor, business managers, etc.
Giving money to deserving friends also needs to be engineered beyond just lump sum, have a nice life. Some of those friends might not be able to handle lump sums like that, and it would be their demise. One idea to have them work for your new enterprise of fucking off the gov and they have one hell of a work schedule and salary.
Fuck this fairytale shit! Ya'll taking advantage of this ginger's imagination while high on caffeine! You dirty rats!
I'd have to check with the wife but we'd likely put a new roof on the trailer or get the transmission fixed in the pickup.
Thank you,
MrSmith
Thank you,
MrSmith
Once you've paid the income tax just throw it in an index fund. It's not that complicated.
The complications and need to shelter happen when money exchanges hands from one person to another, like an inheritance for example.
That's how I understand it. Hence the need to set up a structure if you want your friends to benefit without a gift tax.
No means no! The power you would have over them would be worth it!
I would really find out a man's number. Open a suitcase with 100k and pull down my zipper. Then call the dude a faggot and take the suitcase with me....after the blowie of course.
There's faggots on both ends of that transaction.
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