Midgets vs Fatties: Whose desperation means the better shag?

[APintOfGuinnessPlease!]

At the express request of a member who shall not be named I'm opening this thread. Keep your answers based on facts and experiences where possible. This is serious...

I'll go first. My first experience with a 'sub' was a hot fatty at Uni. I boldly went where I had never gone before and each time it was welcomed with a 'thank you sir'. Just about died from dehydration... It still ranks in my Top 5 Spank Bank Library and I lived in SE Asia for a while....

 

[MtnCreek]

I've never even seen a midget other than tv and the midget porn that graced the final days of the scout hide. I'd think there's enough folks that'd love to have a "that time I screwed a midget" story that the little freaks get some action.

Two things about fatties; they're thankful and they give a great blowjob (cause they have to...). I almost got stuck at a fatties apartment one time. There was a little snow and I was in a z28. After seeing me spinning trying to back out, she came out and said I could just stay with her. I said I'm good, put the car in reverse and got out and rocked in back and forth till the spinning tires grabed. I jumped in with the car moving backwards, slammed the door and got the hell out of there.

 

[oneshot86]

so you had the car gunned and you were bouncing in the drivers seat, while warming up the pavement???
thinking holy god get me the fuck otta here???
what did you promise to god if he let you escape???

 

[MtnCreek]

I put the car in reverse, got out and pushed on the front of the car till it started moving. Then ran to catch the car. Based on how that turned out and how it could have turned out, I believe God was rooting for me.

 

[AIAW]

Sorry, but by proxy and capability of kingzero over in the "Socially UNacceptable Humor" forum, this simply has to be posted here:
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At least midgets you can carry to the kitchen without using any hands... a plus if you are a foodie.

 

[Veer_G]

so you had the car gunned and you were bouncing in the drivers seat, while warming up the pavement???
thinking holy god get me the fuck otta here???
what did you promise to god if he let you escape???

"Oh God, oh God, oh God, please, get me out of this and I promise that I'll stick to midgets!"

 

[kingzero]

Thanks for the repost.

You need to lay down some numbers so people can comment with accuracy. What constitutes a fatty? Anything over a certain weight or do you factor in height too?

And what height threshold are you picturing for midgets? There has to be a number that separates midgets from spinners.

I've never been with a midget or what I would consider a fatty. However, I have been with an ugly skank that I couldn't fuck while facing her even after turning the lights off. She did some crazy shit but her face would give you nightmares.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Facts and experience... in the Bear Pit??? You gotta be kidding me! This post is like putting out honey-baked bacon in couger country (Decoy knows what I am talking about...)

Then again, there was this time I was in Congo and it was Saturday night and, well, there was this sweat lodge and a monkey BBQ...

I probably should have worn protection, but I figured "Hey, when am I going to be partying on the Aids highway again?"

In greatest shock that this could be a serious topic....

Sirhr

 

[Reaper130]

What ever happened to the epic girlfriend pic thread? Wasn't it something like thousands of pages long? Lot of nonsense in there haha.

 

[Clearlight]

One vote for cushion town here . Simple matter of depth , you don't want to bottom out before full insertion…..

 

[APintOfGuinnessPlease!]

Thanks for the repost.

You need to lay down some numbers so people can comment with accuracy. What constitutes a fatty? Anything over a certain weight or do you factor in height too?

And what height threshold are you picturing for midgets? There has to be a number that separates midgets from spinners.

I've never been with a midget or what I would consider a fatty. However, I have been with an ugly skank that I couldn't fuck while facing her even after turning the lights off. She did some crazy shit but her face would give you nightmares.

These are good questions. There are others to consider as well before we can really delve into this topic...

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[308220]

Kinda like picking the best of the worst. In the end, its still not good. The fatties ive been friends with, none of them had very good hygiene. Have at it man.

 

[MtnCreek]

They come pre-lubed with sweat and tator chip grease!

 

[FS1]

I don't kiss and tell. But I can confirm the worst pussy I Ever had was great. Just saying.

 

[sgj2025]

Where in the world is Shankster...at???? He liked the heavies!!

 

[Maggot]

I have a phobia about falling into deep dark places so fatties are out, and the unit is so large hat midgets are not an option. But camels,....