MMA

[Spblademaker]

^^^

This is #1 bullshit. ?

 

[Spblademaker]

 

[bullseye13]

View attachment 6955203

He'd say She just has an 8" clit.

 

[Spblademaker]

It’s not gay if we pretend it’s a clit.

 

[THEIS]

 

[THEIS]

Laugh at the tow hold if you will. I hate hate hate foot locks. I have these long ass skinny feet and that shit hurts. I see some guys get there toes and feet tweaked and they don’t even blink an eye. They clearly have different anatomy than me. I have glass feet apparently.

Hi,

I just noticed this reply lol.

You do not walk around barefoot do you?
You typically wear shoes/boots with at least 6" of support height huh?

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Deleted member 113831]

I have been watching more Bellator lately. I like the sometimes strange mixture of the new and the familiar.

It seems like the fighters are a lot happier (reading up on this, Bellator has a MUCH more fair compensation to thier fighters, which is why so many are leaving the UFC). I like the tournament style organization.

I like that all the pre-fight prep is done behind the scenes, so the walk outs are much shorter, more flash, less drama and the whole program flows so much better.

 

[Shippj]

I like Bellator, but I cant get over the fact that I think some of it is fixed. Kimbo vs Shamrock? Tito vs Soennen? Dada vs Kimbo . (ok the last fight not have been fixed, but they were both juiced to the gills).

They hold alot of events at Casino's where the state athletic commissions dont apply.

Between these reasons and the WWE walkouts. It has a hard time holding the legitimacy (in my eyes) that the UFC does.

 

[Deleted member 113831]

I like Bellator, but I cant get over the fact that I think some of it is fixed. Kimbo vs Shamrock? Tito vs Soennen? Dada vs Kimbo . (ok the last fight not have been fixed, but they were both juiced to the gills).

They hold alot of events at Casino's where the state athletic commissions dont apply.

Between these reasons and the WWE walkouts. It has a hard time holding the legitimacy (in my eyes) that the UFC does.

I can't speak for the past, I haven't been watching it that long, but the action inside the ring looks and feels every bit as legit as UFC. As for the doping, I don't know...and don't really care. Two roid monsters beating the shit out of each other is just as entertaining to me.

It does have a bit of WWE flavor to it though. In the past, I definitely would have been turned off by that. These days, I find it refreshing and fun. To each thier own...

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

So Bellator offered Khabib 2mil cash to meet tonight and sign with them......Khabib reply "Send me location" lolololol.

It is looking like $600k fine for jumping fence and jumping towards Dillon.

Suspension length is TBD but that might not matter because if UFC thinks Khabib is bluffing when he said he will break his contract and leave UFC if his Teammates are fired they are SADLY mistaken.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

Hi,

So Bellator offered Khabib 2mil cash to meet tonight and sign with them......Khabib reply "Send me location" lolololol.

It is looking like $600k fine for jumping fence and jumping towards Dillon.

Suspension length is TBD but that might not matter because if UFC thinks Khabib is bluffing when he said he will break his contract and leave UFC if his Teammates are fired they are SADLY mistaken.

Sincerely,
Theis

...so they can set up a Khabib v Dillon fight. I’d rather watch paint dry.

 

[Shippj]

Belllator once again throws shade on the legitimacy of the promotion. Chael vs Fedor looked liked Chonnen took a dive. What was with the flip to give up top position? Then giving up position again and turtling up. I love Fedor, always been my fav since PRIDE. I have no doubt he hits harder than I ever want to get hit, but something about that fight seemed wonky.

My conspiracy theory side thinks they set this up so Bader vs Fedor. Bader beats Fedor and becomes champ champ, gives his belts legitimacy because he beat the GOAT. In some eyes this would make Bader baddest man on the planet as DC's belts are suspect as he never beat Jon Coke Jones.

 

[Deleted member 113831]

Belllator once again throws shade on the legitimacy of the promotion. Chael vs Fedor looked liked Chonnen took a dive. What was with the flip to give up top position? Then giving up position again and turtling up. I love Fedor, always been my fav since PRIDE. I have no doubt he hits harder than I ever want to get hit, but something about that fight seemed wonky.

My conspiracy theory side thinks they set this up so Bader vs Fedor. Bader beats Fedor and becomes champ champ, gives his belts legitimacy because he beat the GOAT. In some eyes this would make Bader baddest man on the planet as DC's belts are suspect as he never beat Jon Coke Jones.

Yeah, looked pretty suspect.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Holy shit...yahoo needs a new sports writer!!
WTF is a strong second place finish during UFC title fight? I think he needs to learn the word "loser"!!

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

A strong second place is a close decision after 5 rounds. Not getting dominated from the beginning and choked out.

That douche probably gives his kids trophies for drooling on themselves.

 

[Shippj]

CNN reports: Khabib Nurmagomedov, a Russian fighter known for attacking innocent people outside the ring, ties to Putin (and possibly Donald Trump), narrowly escaped a last place finish in the highly contested UFC 229 lightweight title fight.

 

[Shippj]

Michael Johnson is stepping in to destroy Artem. I wonder what this will mean for Khabib?

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

I don't think it means anything to Khabib. On the 25th he will more than likely get his 18 month suspension handed down to him by Nevada Athletic Commission.

Khabib and Conor get officially temporary suspended starting tomorrow the 15th. NAC bylaws state they can only temporarily suspend an athlete for 10 days. Hearing is scheduled for 24th and judgement will be public on 25th.

Artem should have been cut from UFC roster already anyways......he sucks.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Shippj]

Hi,

I don't think it means anything to Khabib. On the 25th he will more than likely get his 18 month suspension handed down to him by Nevada Athletic Commission.

Khabib and Conor get officially temporary suspended starting tomorrow the 15th. NAC bylaws state they can only temporarily suspend an athlete for 10 days. Hearing is scheduled for 24th and judgement will be public on 25th.

Artem should have been cut from UFC roster already anyways......he sucks.

Sincerely,
Theis

I am referring to the the statements Khabib made that if Tukhugov is pulled that he will leave the the UFC.

Im looking forward to seeing Anthony Smith fight again. Im quickly becoming a fan of his. Hopefully he can breathe some new life into the LHW division.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

I think Khabib is gone from UFC anyways.....If he gets an 18 month suspension from NAC then I see Dana stripping him of his belt. Pair that with IF Tukhugov gets fired from UFC roster..........Khabib is gone

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[TheGerman]

I remember back in like 2006 when this shit was cool.

 

[Spblademaker]

I remember back in like 2006 when this shit was cool.

I’m beginning to think the same. And don’t you have a HAM radio to operate while wearing your Tap Out shirt? ?

 

[TheGerman]

I’m beginning to think the same. And don’t you have a HAM radio to operate while wearing your Tap Out shirt? ?

Afflication > TapOut

 

[Shippj]

I remember back in like 2006 when this shit was cool.

I cant remember much of 2006.


M-1 Global Knight Fights are still cool though right?

 

[Shippj]

what are your picks for FN 138?

Volkan Oezdemir vs Anthony Smith

Im rooting for Smith, will be tough fight for him. Im hoping for 2nd round TKO.

Michael Johnson vs Artem Lobov

Johnson wins this easily by decision. 30-27 Johnson. Hopefully this will be the end of Lobov.
Misha Cirkunov vs Patrick Cummins

I am rooting for Cummins, but not sure if he gets it done here. Ill hope for Cummins by 1st round KO(GNP). This could be FOTN

Jonathan Martinez vs Andre Soukhamthath

Soukhamthath by decision.

Ed Herman vs Gian Villante

Ed Herman hopefully by knockout.

Alex Garcia vsCourt McGee

Court McGee by decision

 

[Spblademaker]

Smith and Johnson. Also hope Herman wins.

And I hope Jones has a stroke and dies before December.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Well I hope Jones decides to snort some cocaine, get in a high pursuit police chase and crashes his car..all while enroute to hang himself.

In regards to the above listed fights....
I hope Johnson does to Artem what Khabib did to Conor.
Rest of the fights interest me less than watching sand drift in the desert.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Mr. Z]

Fuuuuck that. I can’t wait to see Jones again. Couldn’t give a shit less what he is or does outside the cage. Best fighter vs best fighter please.

 

[THEIS]

Best fighter vs best fighter please.

Hi,

I am pretty sure the UFC does not do that method anymore.
Just look at what transpired this week in regards to now "trading" fighters with another organization....

They are bringing Ben Askhole over because the UFC golden boy McGregor got his ass handed to him by Khabib. So Dana and UFC elite backpedaled on the months and months of saying how Askhole's style just does not fit UFC and its' roster but that was when they still thought McGregor could beat the wrestler Khabib. They now realize he cannot so they need another wrestler....yet Khabib is getting suspended lol.

Askhole has "called" out everyone in his weight division, one above him and one below him lolol....Dana and UFC Elite need a new "mouth" and they gave up a great fighter to get it.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

Sell your ufc stock while you can. ?

 

[Spblademaker]

Askren does not impress me. If the plan is to replace Woodley, he should fight Maia, Dos Anjos then Woodley at the end of 2019. But we all know that won’t happen.

 

[Spblademaker]

It was sad listening to the commentators intentionally trumping up what little Lobov did.

 

[Shippj]

Dude you would thought that the announcers were buying all the goat shit going around. Will they finally get rid of Artem? Dude is the worst fighter on the payroll.


Smith surprised me by hanging in there, thought he was done in round one. Is like to see him get a title shot but he doesn’t have the cardio to hang with Gustafson or coke head.

Some good fights though.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

What do you expect the announcers to be like when Artems camp is owned by McNugget; in which owns an undisclosed amount of the UFC itself.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

Hi,

What do you expect the announcers to be like when Artems camp is owned by McNugget; in which owns an undisclosed amount of the UFC itself.

Sincerely,
Theis

Exactly what turned me off. Would have been happier to see Lobov tap out due to a neck crank. ?

 

[Spblademaker]

Cowboy Cerrone, most wins and most finishes in UFC history after an arm bar on Mike Perry. Couldn’t happen to a better fighter. Congrats.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

If you missed The Korean Zombie vs Rodriguez fight, do yourself a favor and watch it! Craziest KO I've ever seen!

 

[Spblademaker]

Agreed. Even without the KO, it was a good fight.

 

[Shippj]

That Yair zombie fight was sick, glad to see cowboy was win too. That Macie girl is a beast also, vicious top game.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Maycee is a Grunt Style sponsored girl. She is pro gun 100%.

https://www.instagram.com/mayceebarber/

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Well I guess that arm of Perry isn't "Platinum" lolol.

Now can we just got onto the Cyborg vs Nunes fight........


Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Shippj]

Looking forward to Holloway v Ortega, just apprehensive if Max will survive the weight cut.

 

[Spblademaker]

Hi,

Well I guess that arm of Perry isn't "Platinum" lolol.

Now can we just got onto the Cyborg vs Nunes fight........


Sincerely,
Theis

Look. We all know about your man-crush with Cyborg. ??

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

So who wants to see Rumble come back as a 265lb heavyweight?
He said he willing to cut down it and come back..YES you read that correct (He is 285lb right now) lol. But only for title fight.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

Big Rumble fan. But I’m getting a bit tired of the pick-and-choose title fights. Rankings are supposed to be there for a reason. I can understand instances like Rousey v Tate, that you have to jump the rankings. But not show up and expect a title shot. Just like Jon Coke Jones. Fuck that.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

SO Coc-Jones refused to into into VADA testing ahead and during UFC 232......USADA and NSAC "could" still test him but California commission recommended and suggested he into VADA as a third party testing program.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

Suspend him just like they did The Axe Murderer, when he left the building during a surprise drug test. Fuck Jones. The UFC doesn’t need him.

 

[Spblademaker]

Best thing that could happen is his heart explodes in the middle of round 1, with millions of people watching.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Too bad we cannot just purchase individual fights from a PPV card...

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

LOLOLOLOL
On 6 day notice UFC 232 being moved from Nevada to California because Nevada will not give Jones license to fight due to positive test on Dec 9th....California says they will give him license to fight because they understand the positive test is from residual effects of his last positive test per USADA, LOLOLOL

Sucks for Sweden fans that have booked flights, hotels, etc into Vegas to watch Alexander....

Sincerely,
Theis