Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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"The Murph"
Navy Lt.Mike Murphy R.I.P.
It is self inflicted hell.
My thoughts go in this order:
"Damn I'll be glad when this mile is over."
"Damn I'll be glad when I get this shit over and go run again."
"What the hell was I thinking wanting to run again."
"Oxygen, you fuckers need to bring me some oxygen, I am literally dying."
I look at this photo and all I can see is the invoice for a right prosthetic knee and two left prosthetic feet.
Taken at my last family reunion
I have a good friend I shoot with sometimes. He is a Doc in one of the ER's we ran patients into. He actually said to me one time when we were taking up after a match and talking about protocols " What Medical School did you get your EMT from,I forget?" Great guy and even a better Doc.
You are the turd sheriff aren't you.
Is that over the next five years?
I don't mind a little snow but the shit's getting real!
Um ...that term is offensive sir. I'll have you know I have the tippy top certification in my field, thus a fully licensed Hockeyologist.
Other unacceptable terms would be:
Turd Wrangler
Caca Cowboy
Dookie Dude
Etc, ad nauseum, dominus possum pos hibiscus.
Thank you for a more exhaustive list of my new nicknames for you.
Wife has told quite a few good stories from the delivery room. And in some cases, down the hall from it. She smears a little Vick’s under her nose when dealing with those types of hoochies.
Top stuff D.
I showed that to some coworkers today. The women were taken back that so many years later, it was such a big deal.
I explained that in some places they have taken the job of passing down true history, respect, and honor as one should.
Similar to the cemetaries in Normandy and the delightful one @sirhrmechanic posted last year in England, Cambridge IIRC.
Stuff like this makes me happy.
I showed that to some coworkers today. The women were taken back that so many years later, it was such a big deal.
I explained that in some places they have taken the job of passing down true history, respect, and honor as one should.
Similar to the cemetaries in Normandy and the delightful one @sirhrmechanic posted last year in England, Cambridge IIRC.
Stuff like this makes me happy.
One of my Norwich classmates ranks at the top of the Battlefield Monuments Commissions GS-folks in EU. His level of commitment is fantastic. And the high point of his career (he is still ascending the Ziggurat) was serving as commandant of the WW1 cemetery in which his grandfather is interred.
Without a doubt, one of the most worthy ways in which our otherwise-FUBAR government spends our tax dollars... is on the Battlefields Monuments Commission. There is nothing... and I mean nothing... too good for our war dead. And their families. And their legacies.
Good post, Powda. And D. This is the kind of stuff that I don't mind on April 15th. The free cheese and other B.S. -- Not so much. The stuff for our veterans... I'll happily write the check!
Cheers,
Sirhr
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Flip the script and make the shitheads eat their own or come to terms with the bullshit.
Geologists call this a 'strange rock formation'
Cheers,
Sirhr
Well that cracker is Kid Rock so there’s a good chance that he is stoned.
I've seen some nasty shit.
I've seen a guy get "manhole sweet taters" stuck in his bushy mustache.
I've picked a dead squirrel that had been "soaking" about a week, out of a root cutter. I've seen and smelled shit that would make 99% of people spew uncontrollably for hours.
Only twice in my life have I seen a picture of something, and been unable to control my gag reflex. The first time, was when I saw Chris Pontius drink horse semen fresh from the tap. The second time.....well that was just now, when you posted this attrocity.
You should have your nuts flayed with a dull piece of flint.
I was just trying to balance out things a bit.
Think about this... If that balanced things out, how f'd up were they to begin with?
Hell you just got me to look. Now I have to rip my eyes out with fish hooks!
Him “tastes like chicken “
Her “ yes papi”
Him “I’m gonna vomit “
Her “that’s what the last guy said “
Her “ yes papi”
Him “I’m gonna vomit “
Her “that’s what the last guy said “
Shankster is looking down on you with pride from fattie heaven!
You motherfuckers wonder why doctors charge so much, some unlucky MD has to check this shit out and look up her nasty cooch which probably has that same shit on it.
My cousin was a doctor, when he was doing his ER internship he had a woman come in with an infected twat, it had actual shit coming out of it because of some kind of rupture. He said it was the nastiest thing he ever saw or smelt. He also had to treat a woman the FD had to cut out of a house because she would not fit through the door, they had to cut her fat out of the carpet she had been there so long. Typing this I think I just realized why my cuz ended up o-ding on script drugs.
You motherfuckers wonder why doctors charge so much, some unlucky MD has to check this shit out and look up her nasty cooch which probably has that same shit on it.
Lots of folks think my job is just horrible. "Oh gad, how do you work there?"
Yeah... It beats hell out of FD, PD, Medical fields. That's point of source....no bueno.
I couldn't do it.
