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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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You motherfuckers wonder why doctors charge so much, some unlucky MD has to check this shit out and look up her nasty cooch which probably has that same shit on it.:sick: My cousin was a doctor, when he was doing his ER internship he had a woman come in with an infected twat, it had actual shit coming out of it because of some kind of rupture. He said it was the nastiest thing he ever saw or smelt. He also had to treat a woman the FD had to cut out of a house because she would not fit through the door, they had to cut her fat out of the carpet she had been there so long. Typing this I think I just realized why my cuz ended up o-ding on script drugs.

Firefighter/Paramedic for 21 years.

You cannot describe, in text, the atrocities that are out there.

See, smell, feel it under your boots, have it soak into your gear, and still render aid.

Strength of character unknown by most.
 
Um ...that term is offensive sir. I'll have you know I have the tippy top certification in my field, thus a fully licensed Hockeyologist.

Other unacceptable terms would be:
Turd Wrangler
Caca Cowboy
Dookie Dude
Etc, ad nauseum, dominus possum pos hibiscus.

Something tells me you aren't going to appreciate the "Wizard of W.A.S." t-shirt I had printed up for you.
 
I once had 4 people holding a panas out if the way and 2 holding each leg trying to put a catheter in.
Urology had to use a cystoscope (like an endoscope for you gut but skinnier) to find the urethra and get a catheter in.

It were less than pleasant
If you guys keep talking about this in the motivational pic thread I will find pics of it and post for all to enjoy.
 
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1st Lieutenant Roy “Buck” Rodgers and his “Night Raiders” of 1st Battalion, 407th Infantry Regiment, 102nd Infantry Division, discovers a German who buried himself in an attempt to avoid capture near the town of Linnich, North-Rhine Westphalia. February 1945.