Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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the best blue rhino ever. besides he was not a that great of an Naval Officer. Spoke to a few of his guys who worked with him in the SQN..

if his dad wasnt a admiral he would have kicked out of the acadamy.
he crashed a plane into wires because he was fucking around in the air
and his father was too timid in the pacific, pier review
he was always keeping his guys grounded because of possible fuel shortages and spares
the guys on henderson field were getting shelled and doing sorties, in the same theater

respect for service and capture but lets not think he is sgt york
 
bursting my bubble lol, i noticed the calves at first but i can still dream
her right calf has a halo around it because it was shopped as well
The more that you look at it the more chopping you’ll see. The breasts, guys. Way overdone. The curve of the back... It would be interesting to see what the picture started out as, before the hack job tried to turn her into a vision.
 
The more that you look at it the more chopping you’ll see. The breasts, guys. Way overdone. The curve of the back... It would be interesting to see what the picture started out as, before the hack job tried to turn her into a vision.

Haha, yeah, look at the distortion in the painting behind her left boob.
 
And fake as shit also.
Look at all the recent pics taken with iPhones. They now have an app that produces these ridiculous Roger Rabbit images. Every girl wants to be Jessica Rabbit.

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Not only do we have to worry about beer goggles (2 at 10 becomes a 10 at 2) but now we can't believe what our own phones are showing us. This world is doomed....
 
if his dad wasnt a admiral he would have kicked out of the acadamy.
he crashed a plane into wires because he was fucking around in the air
and his father was too timid in the pacific, pier review
he was always keeping his guys grounded because of possible fuel shortages and spares
the guys on henderson field were getting shelled and doing sorties, in the same theater

respect for service and capture but lets not think he is sgt york

he'd b arrested for treason if he was still around, thank God he isn't
 
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket tha...t you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi
 
I wasn't looking at the nose....

I dunno Barn, her face is like "Number 3's Mole"..........I'd rather look at the mole than her cooter.......

 
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Lol!

We shoulda let the fantasy be what it was, but no-o-o, we had to be realistic and mess it up.

I still want to see the original pic. On my phone, I don’t have an option that I know of to search for similar pictures. I could do it on a laptop or desktop.

I mean....
I also had the thoughts, after drooling for no less than two full minutes.
"Damn, what exercises does she do?"
"What is the regimen, and cycle?"
"What does she even eat to maintain that?"

And now all of that means jack shit, because the image is fake, that caused all those questions.

Fucking pointer-outters