Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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It's a hipster. It hasn't even figured out how to pop the top of its PBR yet. Missing the man bun and found home depot. Maybe there's hope for him.


On edit: thought about it and nah....
 
It rained while we were staying in a beautiful cabin in Broken Bow Oklahoma this last weekend.

So, I was motivated to sit in front of this fireplace on the wrap around porch and drink beer and smoke cigars.....

It was a great day!

That's where my wife and I go every year for our anniversary. 2.5 hour drive from home, and look what you get! Not too bad for some Okies!
 
you can tell hes half a man...
he didnt even shake his hands like they hurt
that means he had dainty little grip


There is nothing more embarrassing than to shake the hand of a male and it feel like your shaking the hand of a 12 year old girl. I was taught that you shook hands with a man like he's your enemy and you shake the hands of a lady like you're leading her to bed.
 

Hahahahaha that brings back frustrating memories. You're trying to focus so intently, you can actually hear your neck creak and your heart beating, did a mouse fart door?... then some computerized asshole voice chimes in at Volume ELEVEN:
"You are pressing the button when there is no tone..."

Thanks, Dick. Now I'm fucking deaf for the next 3-minutes. Problem solved.
 
Hahahahaha that brings back frustrating memories. You're trying to focus so intently, you can actually hear your neck creak and your heart beating, did a mouse fart door?... then some computerized asshole voice chimes in at Volume ELEVEN:
"You are pressing the button when there is no tone..."

Thanks, Dick. Now I'm fucking deaf for the next 3-minutes. Problem solved.

FD makes us do an annual physical every year. This year will be the 18th time I've had one, and it has never changed. I've got the timing down to where my test results are better than reality. Doc says "well, you have bionic hearing". Cool, see you next year.

Member the vision test on "Space Cowboy's"?
 
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