Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I would be done before her nose got cold.
Load 20 then a 12
Every time, EVERY DAMN TIME. Someone blows one up, they run away from it. It is over, and they run away from it like it is a snake that is going to bite them again.
Yall will see it from now on.
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It's a hipster. It hasn't even figured out how to pop the top of its PBR yet. Missing the man bun and found home depot. Maybe there's hope for him.
On edit: thought about it and nah....
On edit: thought about it and nah....
I can’t wait to use the sentence “Hush, bitch.” Lol
Shark vs. seliie-stick... I'm rooting with Darwin on this one...
The things people will do to get in the Motivational Picture Thread...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Don’t ask don’t tell.
Whats it say when those were "the good old days" ?
That's where my wife and I go every year for our anniversary. 2.5 hour drive from home, and look what you get! Not too bad for some Okies!
There is nothing more embarrassing than to shake the hand of a male and it feel like your shaking the hand of a 12 year old girl. I was taught that you shook hands with a man like he's your enemy and you shake the hands of a lady like you're leading her to bed.
Good story about Bill Mauldin and Patton:
https://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/willie-joes-creator-bill-mauldin-met-blood-guts-patton/
Hahahahaha that brings back frustrating memories. You're trying to focus so intently, you can actually hear your neck creak and your heart beating, did a mouse fart door?... then some computerized asshole voice chimes in at Volume ELEVEN:
"You are pressing the button when there is no tone..."
Thanks, Dick. Now I'm fucking deaf for the next 3-minutes. Problem solved.
FD makes us do an annual physical every year. This year will be the 18th time I've had one, and it has never changed. I've got the timing down to where my test results are better than reality. Doc says "well, you have bionic hearing". Cool, see you next year.
Member the vision test on "Space Cowboy's"?
I used to have “Up Front” and read it many times. I still remember most of the cartoons.
Great story, thanks.
