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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I would like to do that with cigarette butts those pricks toss out.
Preferably while the cherry is still burning good
One of my jobs as a teen was cart duty at a major grocery store (Meijer).... and a bonus task was attempting to keep the lot clean. Cig butts NEVER deteriorate... and dickheads like to toss them down as they headed into the store, making the entranceway look like hell.

Most people would be angry if they saw someone pouring a full ash-tray out their window at a stop light.... but somehow flicking them out 1 at a time is acceptable. Been a pet peeve of mine ever since.... obviously (since i took time to post about it :LOL:)
 
What I see out there now makes my skin crawl..and they all feel safe..

I have to get re-certified every 2 years on proper donning and doffing(the proper term for removal) of a full PPE suit... I have bit my tongue more than once on what I see out there. I think the glove wearing gets me going more than the mask below the nose...
 


That reminds me of this very old oldie, from the good old pre-broadband days... Made me chuckle when I first saw it posted at the printer area of the web cafe where me and a few others hosted massive raids and multiplayer conventional battles on Dark Orbit involving 50+ combatants on each side. That was also the good old days before that game had gone to shit and most of us went on to EVE or Elite Dangerous...

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I can help the guy on the left make his tattoos much darker and cover much more of his body's surface area....... With an arrow that's got a tube packed with very weak (<60% KNO3) gunpowder mixed with Zippo fluid strapped to the front, open end facing target...

ETA: "MOBILE GANG TATTOO PARLOR: PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE 2020. 100% FREE OF CHARGE!".

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Look for U-Haul truck with "MOBILE GANG TATTOO SERVICE" spray painted on side.

2. Stand 20 yards from the open back doors of truck.

3. Smile and wait for the flash!
 
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