Ya know, I was gonna say @ you Barney .....but you saved me the trouble by posting this.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Wow, I´m really overwhelmed and honored by your expert knowledge!
How on earth did you know that, just by watching that picture?
Fantabulous!
Smart kid! And, in this day and age, pretty brave! A tip of the hat to him and the parents that raised him.
Old SF
Wow the female office did a great job taking control. come cool and collected
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000" the jeweler said. “It’s the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah.”
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir...There's no money in that account!"
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.”
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000" the jeweler said. “It’s the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah.”
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir...There's no money in that account!"
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.”
Should have shot him a couple of times in the groin. Larger target, hard to run with a broken hip or femur, femoral artery or two, bleeding out. Then they could have said they didn't want to kill or seriously injure him, just slow him down.
Welll......you know. 
Before shop better....only my opinion. 
are you retarded? Exactly ZERO people will tell anybody to do that...
What do you suggest? Being retarded, I wouldn't know. Run backwards in a circle, trying to avoid a knife wielding assailant, firing approximately five shots, possibly hitting innocent bystanders? You can also beat on me because I never have been in a LE, combat situation, etc.
And I don't think trading insults would have worked either.
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my Mom and Dad lived in Texas City in 1947 2,300 tons of ammonium blew up. Blew out the window of both of their houses. They were kids then. Threw a piece of steel through my Grandmothers arm. Killed over 500 people and all but 1 of the firefighters.
Works great for suppressor mounts
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And that’s how Princess PickleBunny got stabbed to death.
Wheres the fucking ban hammer when you really need it.
You can eat the outside- it already laid eggs on the inside
