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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Ya know, I was gonna say @ you Barney .....but you saved me the trouble by posting this.

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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.

The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000" the jeweler said. “It’s the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah.”

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir...There's no money in that account!"

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.”
 
Should have shot him a couple of times in the groin. Larger target, hard to run with a broken hip or femur, femoral artery or two, bleeding out. Then they could have said they didn't want to kill or seriously injure him, just slow him down.

are you retarded? Exactly ZERO people will tell anybody to do that...
 
are you retarded? Exactly ZERO people will tell anybody to do that...

What do you suggest? Being retarded, I wouldn't know. Run backwards in a circle, trying to avoid a knife wielding assailant, firing approximately five shots, possibly hitting innocent bystanders? You can also beat on me because I never have been in a LE, combat situation, etc.

And I don't think trading insults would have worked either.
 
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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.

The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000" the jeweler said. “It’s the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah.”

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir...There's no money in that account!"

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.”
And that’s how Princess PickleBunny got stabbed to death.