Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Zorrosdens]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

Lmao, oh, FUCK, forgive me.

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

A new and easy self-test for the horror of COVID-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

I'll report my results later.

 

[powerspc]

Okay, all kidding aside this motivates me. The truck I bought on Thursday. Not new but new to me.

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Now that's Fire Engine Red! Sweet rig!

 

[SBRSarge]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

Sounds like DirtyD would like this ‘Yo Momma’, she so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

 

[EddieNFL]

Is it legal to use boobs in soccer?

 

[EddieNFL]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

How do you get an Ohio State cheerleader in your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push really hard.

 

[branson1369]

Damn not only did I recognize the song I sang along......

Let it go long enough and you'll remember (if you're old enough).

 

[Longshot231]

First we saw that the NFAC were shooting each other now the ANTIFA members are flaming themselves with there own Molotov cocktails.

As the ladies of the south are found of saying; “Well bless his heart,”

 

[TripleBull]

 

[SBRSarge]

How do you get an Ohio State cheerleader in your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push really hard.

And do you know why Ohio State has an astro turf football field? They can’t have grass, the coeds keep eating it.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Necessary 3vil]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

They have the advantage of a 'shelf' for chest hits.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Effing 2020! Blizzards in September, I bet it is 50s in December.

70* on Christmas for sure.

 

[Bryan W M]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

First we saw that the NFAC were shooting each other now the ANTIFA members are flaming themselves with there own Molotov cocktails.

As the ladies of the south are found of saying; “Well bless his heart,”

I'd suggest people stop wearing Media and Medic "credentials" since many bad actors are adopting those as some sort of cover/camouflage and as such will become targets sooner rather than later. And if you're an actual journalist or medic, you should be SCREAMING about those bad actors and identifying them BEFORE you become a target.

 

[Longshot231]

I'd suggest people stop wearing Media and Medic "credentials" since many bad actors are adopting those as some sort of cover/camouflage and as such will become targets sooner rather than later. And if you're an actual journalist or medic, you should be SCREAMING about those bad actors and identifying them BEFORE you become a target.

Considering how the "press" portrays these Marxist terrorists as "heroes" and "peaceful," I couldn't give two Hershey squirts if a real (fake news) journalist got caught in any crossfire.

 

[geek65]

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She seems to be implying that it's finger licking good

 

[Dirty D]

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A girl works up an appetite while airing that stanky thang out

 

[Dirty D]

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@1J04 likes em with their balls all fluffed up and stuff.

 

[Dirty D]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

That’s why you keep a mattress in the garage, do I have to think of everything?

 

[Dirty D]

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Bill releases dirt on Hillary so she will just get it over with and kill him already • Genesius Times

After a Zoom interview gone bad, former Bill Clinton has decided to release dirt on...

genesiustimes.com

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

If instant sobriety can be packaged in a video file and sold, I'd be rich...

What in the ever loving fuck, yo???

 

[Dirty D]

@sirhrmechanic will get this and maybe a few others.

 

[Mooseknuckles]

If instant sobriety can be packaged in a video file and sold, I'd be rich...

What in the ever loving fuck, yo???

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Damn, somebody's gonna have a heart attack, man... Holy shit...

Los Angeles Snowflakes Go To DEFCON 1 REEEEE Level When They Spot Some Trump Supporters

Oh look, a tough guy in his Prius. How LA can you get right? Watch as these maniacs actually stop and take time out of their obviously useless day to berate some Trump supporters stop at a traffic light. 'Enjoy your CORONA'....stay classy Los Angeles.

vidmax.com

 

[Threadcutter308]

Damn, somebody's gonna have a heart attack, man... Holy shit...

Los Angeles Snowflakes Go To DEFCON 1 REEEEE Level When They Spot Some Trump Supporters

Oh look, a tough guy in his Prius. How LA can you get right? Watch as these maniacs actually stop and take time out of their obviously useless day to berate some Trump supporters stop at a traffic light. 'Enjoy your CORONA'....stay classy Los Angeles.

vidmax.com

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Damn, somebody's gonna have a heart attack, man... Holy shit...

Los Angeles Snowflakes Go To DEFCON 1 REEEEE Level When They Spot Some Trump Supporters

Oh look, a tough guy in his Prius. How LA can you get right? Watch as these maniacs actually stop and take time out of their obviously useless day to berate some Trump supporters stop at a traffic light. 'Enjoy your CORONA'....stay classy Los Angeles.

vidmax.com

A wannabe tough guy in a Prius.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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Would make a decent powder-actuated confetti launcher for sporting events and whatnot... Anything else? Nah... Whoever made that does not know how smokeless powder works. Or even black powder for that matter...

 

[Longshot231]

A wannabe tough guy in a Prius.

 

[Bill223]

 

[Bill223]

 

[Bill223]

 

[Dirty D]

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Closing time NOD’s

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[MRiles]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[hermosabeach]