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1J would nut himself for squirrel undies.
John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," John said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”
"Yes, I do," said Shawn. "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," John said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”
"Yes, I do," said Shawn. "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
What is so funny about this is there's nothing left in Alliance, the city used to Be world renowned.Dontcha just love your brothers and sisters that have their bull go in dry and hard on ol' Joe?
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Don't get me wrong there's still good folks around there but they live no where near the area Biden was.
This area was straight out hood.
No,what you should have done was this- ummm Alice you can't use this until I get you fitted for a crash helmet, in case you get thrown off.
Come by my place @6 to be fitted
I like that, she doesn't look like some whiney girl from Montauk thats looking for a trust fund.
Still not worth it, I can get any corpse into that position so long as the rigor hasn't set in, and then you just drag 'em into the woods afterwards.
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Yeah but she looked tarty, she reminds me of Lisa from Six Feet Under
How long have you known you were into dudes?
@gunjunkie45 - nailed it!!
i like a fit woman, but a softness that reminds me she is a woman.
Plus, a chick who is that obsessed with her looks is both crazy and annoying AF.
My ex wife became that was as our marriage ended. Knew she needed to look a certain way, as she wasnt gonna attract a dude with her “good personality”.
my 8 year old makes fun of the way she eats and how much stuff she wont eat.
i like a fit woman, but a softness that reminds me she is a woman.
Plus, a chick who is that obsessed with her looks is both crazy and annoying AF.
My ex wife became that was as our marriage ended. Knew she needed to look a certain way, as she wasnt gonna attract a dude with her “good personality”.
my 8 year old makes fun of the way she eats and how much stuff she wont eat.
I knew there was something wrong on our wedding night when I discovered that she didn’t cast a reflection in the mirror.
This distance OK for snake, not OK for stingray.
Idiots open carry in urban environments
She needs to clean that stove!!!
