Whatever she's sellin', Ima buyin'!
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Haha. When she comes by I have to tuck my boner in my waistband like in Superbad. My palms start sweating and I turn into Mc'Lovin too.
I'm a mess.
that was before the bucksqueeze came out?
If you haven't found him yet, you weren't paying attention at the Ft Benning school for boys spotting course.
She uses me for sex thank you very much! The first thing that I told her was "I'm not a one night stand kind of guy but I'm also not looking for a relationship" and I also told her that I will NEVER walk down the aisle again but she has turned out to be an amazing person (despite having absolutely shit taste in men) and I may keep her around for a while.
And for you assholes pointing out how skinny she is she is way fatter and tramp stampier in person, I have standards to keep you know.
Meh... I spotted the hidden sniper in the picture instantly...
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(Psst... He is in the avatar of the poster of that picture...
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Fucking teach barbie right, trying to open presents early.
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That elf on a shelf will make her forget all about ken
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Not fair, the damn site doesn’t have a big enough laughing emoji!!!!! But I’ll raise you, her and her little whore friends will have a party as soon as elf leaves.
“I fingered this whore last Tuesday. I think it's startin' to turn.”
She’s gorgeous even with the unneeded hardware.
That's not how you make coffee.
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eta: She’s 50 and can knock out a 15 mile mountain bike rideand barely break a sweat.
Damn I was worry this thread is lost or gone from the new site update LOL
I don’t see the sniper in that picture either 
St Marys Glacier Friday after Thanksgiving. (not the actual glacier)
Lesbians really hate when you jizz in their face
I am going to tell you how to cut the bull shit right here right now.
Show her that post. Especially the last part.
if she laughs then she is a keeper.
if she gets pissed, fuck her one last time and move on..
