Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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She uses me for sex thank you very much! The first thing that I told her was "I'm not a one night stand kind of guy but I'm also not looking for a relationship" and I also told her that I will NEVER walk down the aisle again but she has turned out to be an amazing person (despite having absolutely shit taste in men) and I may keep her around for a while.
And for you assholes pointing out how skinny she is she is way fatter and tramp stampier in person, I have standards to keep you know.
Meh... I spotted the hidden sniper in the picture instantly...
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(Psst... He is in the avatar of the poster of that picture...
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Fucking teach barbie right, trying to open presents early.
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That elf on a shelf will make her forget all about ken
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Not fair, the damn site doesn’t have a big enough laughing emoji!!!!! But I’ll raise you, her and her little whore friends will have a party as soon as elf leaves.
“I fingered this whore last Tuesday. I think it's startin' to turn.”
She’s gorgeous even with the unneeded hardware.
That's not how you make coffee.
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eta: She’s 50 and can knock out a 15 mile mountain bike rideand barely break a sweat.
Damn I was worry this thread is lost or gone from the new site update LOL
I don’t see the sniper in that picture either 
St Marys Glacier Friday after Thanksgiving. (not the actual glacier)
Lesbians really hate when you jizz in their face
I am going to tell you how to cut the bull shit right here right now.
Show her that post. Especially the last part.
if she laughs then she is a keeper.
if she gets pissed, fuck her one last time and move on..
Show her while fucking and hold on tight if she gets pissed lol
I imagine you have a huge stockpile of flour
They don’t look happy to be there. My general rule has always been to take the tall one. 9/10 it works.
She treats me well and I’m trying not to fuck it up, I have told her that I bragged on her and she is cool with it, she has sent me pics that I won’t be sharing because I’m not that guy.
Carry on gents
More like, spot the killer nope- rope and danger noodle
Yea, I looked evvvvverywhere and never found’im. Don’t post stuff like that!
