Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.

Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.

As to the women, can't be so picky sometimes. Throw a dog(cow) a bone now and then.

 

[BullGear]

Me too!

Nah, you may be older, but you're not old until they put you in the ground.

 

[Zorrosdens]

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Go aaaalllllll the way....GIRL and that window...

 

[Keepmvng]

Taken from my front porch.

 

[Numedal]

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Where might one find this for sale? Asking for a friend...

 

[akmike47]

If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.

Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.



(Raises hand)



Hmmm... I was 6' at 12 too. Probably a chance correlation.

Random story speaking of that church.

Dollar stores and laser pointers started being popular around this time.

Went to the dollar store before church and talked my mom into buying me a laser pointer to play with. Got there early and my mom leaves me outside, I take it out of the package, pop the batteries in, point it at the church, and there's a giant red middle finger on the wall.

Owned that fucker 5 minutes and some old lady took it from me lmao.

Had 5-6 caps and the package didn't show what they were.

 

[Keepmvng]

One of my grandsons approaching. You can feed them by hand.

 

[Steel head]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

Gotta watch out for the beaver fever too!

Giardiasis (beaver fever): Symptoms, diagnosis, treatment, and more

Giardiasis, or beaver fever, is a parasitic infection of the gut that leads to abdominal discomfort and watery diarrhea. People often catch it when travelling or camping. Treatment is with antibiotics. Good hand-washing practices and avoiding contaminated water can help prevent infection.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

Beaver Fever sounds like a fun name for Chlamydia

 

[shooter65]

That is a simply stunning rifle, I'm assuming its a Blaser R8 Mannlicher - any other details on it? Outstanding taste sir!

Merkel 141, 8 x 57 JRS

Thanks

 

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[LegioX]

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Nice rifle, damn it.

 

[Mr.Kirk]

Where do I get this?

 

[Dirty D]

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[shooter65]

 

[shooter65]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[shooter65]

 

[shooter65]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Steel head]

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[ffjoey]

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Wow! So much about her is SO right!

 

[1moaoff]

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More please of this fine woman!

 

[Steel head]

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

 

[143lrsd]

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Who is she?

 

[Doc68]

Someone call the police, someone stole my wife's ass. Lol.


She lost 110lbs and has no ass now!!
Doc

 

[DannC]

I guess pussy isn’t for every man....

If you want forty year old pussy with sagging tits they are all yours.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Jscb1b]

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It doesn't look like it knows what sex is.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

It doesn't look like it knows what sex is.

Or healthy living.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

 

[TripleBull]

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Shit, "commie bitches" doesn't rhyme!

 

[fx77]

We were out running cattle at my buddies ranch one day I was probably 12-13. Had a bunch that needed branding/cut/immunized.

We are cutting this one bull and they tell me to yell to one guy to bring us some of the purple shit you swab on the cut(name escapes me though I've used it 100 times) as my mouth open, some moron let the bull kick its leg out of his grasp, and SPLAT. Chunk of cow shit on the back of my tongue.

I was surrounded by a bunch of old guys so all I could do was scrape it out with my finger spit a few times and go about my business. It was bad LOL.

Was the purple...gentian violet?

 

[fx77]

Big girls try harder, they're just glad someone wants to participate. They also give good head because they're hungry.

OMG this thread is entering Shankster territory!

 

[Conaso]

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I hope she's the "ghost of Christmas future," BAH HUMBUG!

 

[shooter65]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Kamerad]

That is a simply stunning rifle, I'm assuming its a Blaser R8 Mannlicher - any other details on it? Outstanding taste sir!

Agreed, what a rifle! Looks like Swarovski, too.

 

[Porksboy]

Was the purple...gentian violet?

Maybe mercurochrome?

 

[fx77]

Maybe mercurochrome?

Mercurochrome is orange!

 

[akmike47]

Been too long I'm sure it's the same shit they spray on now, it came in a can with the cotton swab the same as plumbing glue, it was even the same color purple.

 

[fx77]

If it is for hoof thrush prob gentian violet