Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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The wife came home early?
I am easily confused, but I thought that the Merkel was in answer to the question about the Mannlicher, not the double barrel.
A two at ten, is a ten at two.
Bro,I like animals but have terrible luck.
Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.
Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out
Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.
Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.
Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.
I probably have a bunch more.
Your like the hated Dr Doolittle
You should be on the same list with a guy I know who was in a Red Horse Squadron. was in vehicles hit by IEDs like 9 times. Don’t even ride with him to get coffee. Going with you to the pet store, much less hunting or fishing.... suuuureI like animals but have terrible luck.
Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.
Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out
Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.
Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.
Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.
I probably have a bunch more.
Stepped on 6-7 banded water snakes ina month fishing. Granted I went 300-400 times that year, so the odds were in my favor.
Fuckers blend right in with oak leaves lol
Normally I can even get mean animals to let me pet them, but sometimes the luck runs out. I think part of it is my size. Sometimes Dogs and shit act scared until I get on their level and then they start to relax.
I've pet wild deer and squirrels, even played with a giraffe and kangaroos but...
I've also been chased down my emus, a llama, fence saved me from an ostrich in west Texas lmao.
Fucking llama stalked me all over that damn ranch.
Sometimes I also do stupid shit though. Was going swimming and the claimed there was a gator "yeah ok, whatever" ran down the dock and flipped in.
Turns out there was a gator.
Had a Cotton mouth get in the boat at 1am with no flashlight in reach to see it.
I could go on and on with my bad luck stories lol
Life in general hates me sometimes. Had lightning hit a tree I was next to, shocked the shit out of me. Relocated a opossum with 5-6 little ones, walking back to the truck a freak storm blew in and lightening was coming down straight above me and one bolt hit a boat trailer I was a probably 10ft away from. It's always some shit.
All this shit is unfortunately true.
Who wants to hang out?
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