Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Anb618]

A customer brought their new Charger in to have their flat tire fixed. And yes, there were bullet holes in it too. I heard they were pissed that their "road hazzard coverage" wouldn't replace their tire for free.

Public Service Announcement for any newer Dodge/Jeep owners (push button start);

Auto theft crews are running around stealing high-end MOPAR products by re-keying them electronically. After acquiring the fancy iPad diagnostic tool, it only takes a broken window, connect the tool to the OBD, and in about 15 seconds they can program a new key and your vehicle is now their vehicle. High performance packages are the typical target (Trackhawks, SRTs, Hellcats, Scat Packs). HUGE in Chicagoland area right now. They use them for drive-by’s, furthering their next auto thefts, and general reckless joyriding. Pretty common they literally blow up the engines and leave them where they lie. Best thing you can do is get a kill-switch installed to prevent the vehicle being put in gear (high-tech), or get yourself an old-fashioned Club (low-tech).

 

[EddieNFL]

Public Service Announcement for any newer Dodge/Jeep owners (push button start);

Auto theft crews are running around stealing high-end MOPAR products by re-keying them electronically. After acquiring the fancy iPad diagnostic tool, it only takes a broken window, connect the tool to the OBD, and in about 15 seconds they can program a new key and your vehicle is now their vehicle. High performance packages are the typical target (Trackhawks, SRTs, Hellcats, Scat Packs). HUGE in Chicagoland area right now. They use them for drive-by’s, furthering their next auto thefts, and general reckless joyriding. Pretty common they literally blow up the engines and leave them where they lie. Best thing you can do is get a kill-switch installed to prevent the vehicle being put in gear (high-tech), or get yourself an old-fashioned Club (low-tech).

Clubs are pretty easy to defeat.

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Belt fed]

Its an agm-86

No. No idea why it crashed and didn't go boom. Besides that is a cruise missile. They eventually intentionally crash and go boom. That is what they do.

Besides those have been around for awhile. Operational from 82 (when I was - 4) to '19.

Replaced by the agm-158 jassm (not my engines) and the agm158b, c, d jassm-er (my engines).

I was kidding, of course. It was too easy, I couldn't pass it up.
"I had the shot, there was no danger, so I took it."

 

[ubettcha]

 

[HeavyAssault]

 

[Jscb1b]

Clubs are pretty easy to defeat.

Not if you use it to beat the fuckers to death.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[kl3309]

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I see your mercy dog, and raise you one Soviet dog mine:

For those that don't know, dogs were trained by feeding them under tanks. Starve them for a few days before the offensive and then set them loose near enemy armor. Eventually figured out that the dogs couldn't differentiate German tanks from Soviet tanks, though.

 

[Barneybdb]

Go back to the pic of my dog......

 

[Dirty D]

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Asshole!

 

[Dirty D]

I see your mercy dog, and raise you one Soviet dog mine:
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For those that don't know, dogs were trained by feeding them under tanks. Starve them for a few days before the offensive and then set them loose near enemy armor. Eventually figured out that the dogs couldn't differentiate German tanks from Soviet tanks, though.

Reason #759693758 to throw communists out of helicopters!

 

[kl3309]

Go back to the pic of my dog......

Yeah, apparently your mercy dogs were able to tell the difference. I fold.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Zorrosdens]

what the literal fuck?

SHIT HAPPENS..

I know that feeling!!! ( his, that is)

What’s up with her tho (and I can hear it coming now..) like she could give a flip..get into it giiirrll. I probably should NOT have brought this up,…

 

[Wild dog]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Bill223]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

@Bender you sick fuck!

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Snipe260]

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Oh honey! This is your hole! The other one is theirs!

 

[nockhunter]

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Zorrosdens]

It’s Saturday Nite…

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Looks like @Dirty D opened a strip joint in town...

 

[Rookie]

Clubs are pretty easy to defeat.

Yep. Can of freon and a hammer.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Zorrosdens]

Oh honey! This is your hole! The other one is theirs!

I..I’m confused just a little, I..I think I need a little bit more information on this..

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Zorrosdens]

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I mistakenly thought that surely was a DD post first thing..me thinks you’re getting just a wee outta hand here….

 

[Zorrosdens]

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THAT’S the D I know.

 

[squib]

THAT’S the D I know.

Please don't poke the bear. I have a hard time unremembering some of his contributions.