Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Anb618 · Mar 20, 2021

bullshooter said:
A customer brought their new Charger in to have their flat tire fixed. And yes, there were bullet holes in it too. I heard they were pissed that their "road hazzard coverage" wouldn't replace their tire for free.

Public Service Announcement for any newer Dodge/Jeep owners (push button start);

Auto theft crews are running around stealing high-end MOPAR products by re-keying them electronically. After acquiring the fancy iPad diagnostic tool, it only takes a broken window, connect the tool to the OBD, and in about 15 seconds they can program a new key and your vehicle is now their vehicle. High performance packages are the typical target (Trackhawks, SRTs, Hellcats, Scat Packs). HUGE in Chicagoland area right now. They use them for drive-by’s, furthering their next auto thefts, and general reckless joyriding. Pretty common they literally blow up the engines and leave them where they lie. Best thing you can do is get a kill-switch installed to prevent the vehicle being put in gear (high-tech), or get yourself an old-fashioned Club (low-tech).

EddieNFL · Mar 20, 2021

Anb618 said:
Public Service Announcement for any newer Dodge/Jeep owners (push button start);

Auto theft crews are running around stealing high-end MOPAR products by re-keying them electronically. After acquiring the fancy iPad diagnostic tool, it only takes a broken window, connect the tool to the OBD, and in about 15 seconds they can program a new key and your vehicle is now their vehicle. High performance packages are the typical target (Trackhawks, SRTs, Hellcats, Scat Packs). HUGE in Chicagoland area right now. They use them for drive-by’s, furthering their next auto thefts, and general reckless joyriding. Pretty common they literally blow up the engines and leave them where they lie. Best thing you can do is get a kill-switch installed to prevent the vehicle being put in gear (high-tech), or get yourself an old-fashioned Club (low-tech).

Clubs are pretty easy to defeat.

VA-Varminter · Mar 20, 2021

Belt fed · Mar 20, 2021

LeftyJason said:
Its an agm-86

No. No idea why it crashed and didn't go boom. Besides that is a cruise missile. They eventually intentionally crash and go boom. That is what they do.

Besides those have been around for awhile. Operational from 82 (when I was - 4) to '19.

Replaced by the agm-158 jassm (not my engines) and the agm158b, c, d jassm-er (my engines).

I was kidding, of course. It was too easy, I couldn't pass it up.
"I had the shot, there was no danger, so I took it."

ubettcha · Mar 20, 2021

HeavyAssault · Mar 20, 2021

Jscb1b · Mar 20, 2021

EddieNFL said:
Clubs are pretty easy to defeat.

Not if you use it to beat the fuckers to death.

Barneybdb · Mar 20, 2021

Barneybdb · Mar 20, 2021

kl3309 · Mar 20, 2021

barneybdb said:
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I see your mercy dog, and raise you one Soviet dog mine:

For those that don't know, dogs were trained by feeding them under tanks. Starve them for a few days before the offensive and then set them loose near enemy armor. Eventually figured out that the dogs couldn't differentiate German tanks from Soviet tanks, though.

Barneybdb · Mar 20, 2021

Go back to the pic of my dog......

Dirty D · Mar 20, 2021

ubettcha said:
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Asshole!

Dirty D · Mar 20, 2021

kl3309 said:
I see your mercy dog, and raise you one Soviet dog mine:
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For those that don't know, dogs were trained by feeding them under tanks. Starve them for a few days before the offensive and then set them loose near enemy armor. Eventually figured out that the dogs couldn't differentiate German tanks from Soviet tanks, though.

Reason #759693758 to throw communists out of helicopters!