Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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What's bad as whenever you have some witty come back to a teacher and she responds… where did you hear that, dad... Shortly thereafter sent to the principal's office where they call dad... Only to hear him cackle/laugh at the principal over the phone... It's kind of hard to discipline the kids when you're laughing.
Most chicks tits are uneven
Actually I know a different version:
What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a "Garbanzo bean?"
Ans: A guy won't pay $200.00 to have a Garbanzo "bean" on them.
An awful lot of people are eating their own shit tonight in the wake of this verdict...
Like this piece of filth, who had played right into the judge's ultra-brutal trolling:
I miss him… A comic genius and always seems to have words of wisdom
It's not true. There's some freaky fuckers that will take the Taco Bell version and wait for the dirty sanchez bean.Actually I know a different version:
What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a "Garbanzo bean?"
Ans: A guy won't pay $200.00 to have a Garbanzo "bean" on them.
This is my life.
Hard to argue against facts, mass shooting events have reduced since the laws changed, one before, zero since. Crimes involving guns have not changed.
I had a neighbor who LOVED '63 Mercury Breezeways, had to be black. When one would "die" he would park it in his backyard and go buy another. If I remembered correctly, about eight not running, until his family placed him in a nursing home. Property turned into a Little League ballfield, then incorporated into a shopping district.
Lower body count then alec Baldwin too.
Do you want to know what I call fetish porn?I call bullshit, you knew the fetish porn title.
Porn
You know what I call porn?
Sitting in your bushes at night when you leave the curtains open.
