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Join the contest SubscribeWhat's bad as whenever you have some witty come back to a teacher and she responds… where did you hear that, dad... Shortly thereafter sent to the principal's office where they call dad... Only to hear him cackle/laugh at the principal over the phone... It's kind of hard to discipline the kids when you're laughing.
Most chicks tits are unevenIs it just the angle or does she have an unevenness issue?
I call bullshit, you knew the fetish porn title.
Both here either way I’m happyMmmmm butts.... Right there with ya!
Okay you got me, I am good at porn trivia.I call bullshit, you knew the fetish porn title.![]()
Okay you got me, I am good at porn trivia.
I know people like this. It’s a mental disorder. For sure.
Not that you need to be reminded of the assclownery going on in DC:
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Does this imply that Joe will share the jail time too?
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Holy crap, this time I agree with the Rev! The guilty must do the max!!!
I miss him… A comic genius and always seems to have words of wisdom
It's not true. There's some freaky fuckers that will take the Taco Bell version and wait for the dirty sanchez bean.Actually I know a different version:
What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a "Garbanzo bean?"
Ans: A guy won't pay $200.00 to have a Garbanzo "bean" on them.![]()
This is my life.
I had a neighbor who LOVED '63 Mercury Breezeways, had to be black. When one would "die" he would park it in his backyard and go buy another. If I remembered correctly, about eight not running, until his family placed him in a nursing home. Property turned into a Little League ballfield, then incorporated into a shopping district.I know people like this. It’s a mental disorder. For sure.
Have no answers or explanation for this one
Lower body count then alec Baldwin too.
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You know what I call porn?Do you want to know what I call fetish porn?
Porn