Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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You know how I know you're gay......
Doc
I thought that you weren’t going to tell anybody about our little tryst? 
The new copy pastas are getting out of hand, saw this on a gun subreddit
Remember chinese spyware is a privilege not a right lol
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!
This
is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party
. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION
因此，您的个人资料中的當
冒名頂替者懷疑時 Your social credit system (社会信用体系) score has been deducted by -999999999999
當替者疑
時999999999999 
( -999999999999 Social Credit當冒名頂替者懷疑時 
) 个社会积分将打折。
DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN不要再这样做!
There are several reasons your social credit score may have been reduced. 您的社會
信用評分降低的原因有多種 You may have shown extremist tendencies such as having a sense of humour, voicing your own
你可能表現出幽默感
，發表自己的意見，反對我們偉大的同志和領導人習近平的統治和腐敗等極端主義傾向
，表現出明顯缺乏洗腦教育
，這可能表明缺乏對國家的忠誠opinions and objecting to our great comrade❤ and leader Xi Jinping the Pooh
’s rule
and corruption, showing a visible lack of brainwashing education which could demonstrate a lack of loyalty to the sublime party & make you more vulnerable to western lies & propaganda such as the Uyghur genocide
& the Hong Kong protests, alongside regular conspiracies such as “Taiwan
”崇高的派對，讓您更容易受到西方謊言和宣傳（例如維吾爾族種族滅絕和香港抗議活動）以及常規陰謀
（例如“台灣
☹"）的影響？Plus many other reasons for the party to harbour potential worries about your loyalty to this brilliant nation加上許
多其他原因，該黨可能會擔心您對這個輝煌國家的忠誠度。 Am I banned
from the one and only China❤?我被禁止進入唯一的中國嗎❤？還沒有。 No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. 但是你以後應該避免發表這樣的評論。Otherwise I, this AI produced in part by Huawei, Ant group and Alibaba group in coordination with the Chinese government, will be forced to issue an additional social credit score deduction, which否則我，這個部分由華為
、螞蟻集團和阿里巴巴集團與中國政府協調生產的人工智能，將被迫發布額外的社會信用評分扣除，這可能會將你的評論放在所有
中國監控的社交媒體平台上並發布特權處於危險之中 may put your commenting on all Chinese-monitored social media platforms and posting privileges in jeopardy. Should this continue, your social credit score will limit your social capabilities from being able to purchase public transport to being able to leave your own home, and soon enough you may magically disappear. If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。Remember: Chinese spyware is privilege, not a right.
为党争光Glory to the CCP!
Remember chinese spyware is a privilege not a right lol
Glory to the CCP!
ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!
This
is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION因此，您的个人资料中的當 冒名頂替者懷疑時 Your social credit system (社会信用体系) score has been deducted by -999999999999 當替者疑時999999999999 ( -999999999999 Social Credit當冒名頂替者懷疑時 ) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN不要再这样做! There are several reasons your social credit score may have been reduced. 您的社會信用評分降低的原因有多種 You may have shown extremist tendencies such as having a sense of humour, voicing your own你可能表現出幽默感，發表自己的意見，反對我們偉大的同志和領導人習近平的統治和腐敗等極端主義傾向，表現出明顯缺乏洗腦教育，這可能表明缺乏對國家的忠誠opinions and objecting to our great comrade❤ and leader Xi Jinping the Pooh’s rule and corruption, showing a visible lack of brainwashing education which could demonstrate a lack of loyalty to the sublime party & make you more vulnerable to western lies & propaganda such as the Uyghur genocide & the Hong Kong protests, alongside regular conspiracies such as “Taiwan”崇高的派對，讓您更容易受到西方謊言和宣傳（例如維吾爾族種族滅絕和香港抗議活動）以及常規陰謀（例如“台灣☹"）的影響？Plus many other reasons for the party to harbour potential worries about your loyalty to this brilliant nation加上許多其他原因，該黨可能會擔心您對這個輝煌國家的忠誠度。 Am I banned from the one and only China❤?我被禁止進入唯一的中國嗎❤？還沒有。 No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. 但是你以後應該避免發表這樣的評論。Otherwise I, this AI produced in part by Huawei, Ant group and Alibaba group in coordination with the Chinese government, will be forced to issue an additional social credit score deduction, which否則我，這個部分由華為、螞蟻集團和阿里巴巴集團與中國政府協調生產的人工智能，將被迫發布額外的社會信用評分扣除，這可能會將你的評論放在所有中國監控的社交媒體平台上並發布特權處於危險之中 may put your commenting on all Chinese-monitored social media platforms and posting privileges in jeopardy. Should this continue, your social credit score will limit your social capabilities from being able to purchase public transport to being able to leave your own home, and soon enough you may magically disappear. If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。Remember: Chinese spyware is privilege, not a right.为党争光Glory to the CCP!
That is hard to read.The new copy pastas are getting out of hand, saw this on a gun subreddit
Remember chinese spyware is a privilege not a right lol
Glory to the CCP!
ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!
This
为党争光Glory to the CCP!
Yeah I said fuck it after the first emoji.
Copied it into translate (Btw it's almost impossible to highlight and copy text here on the hide on mobile). Basically says the same thing twice once it's translated.
Man, it took me a few seconds to realize what I was seeing… thought “what are they doing to that palm tree?” at first.
Digging up fiberoptic cable gets expensive
Man, it took me a few seconds to realize what I was seeing… thought “what are they doing to that palm tree?” at first.
But safer than snagging an underground power cable.
I snagged a gas main once.
Pulled it up to the surface and... Ohh shit!
Pulled it up to the surface and... Ohh shit!
Didn't break it, thank God.
This looks just like a lot of the photo shopped Women here!
Thats fucktangular.
A secret room for a bathroom? What a fucking moron.
It's not a firearms thing, it's a Facebook thing.. They figured if you're retarded enough to stil be on Facebook, you're too fucking stupid to run a business
You must not have women in your home.
Urban Dictionary: cookie game
A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."
www.urbandictionary.com
Jesus, that was painful to watch.
God bless him for trying/working at it though! LOL
It's called "Soggy Sao" in Australia, as typically they would use a Sao biscuit.First time I heard this, it was a bunch of sailors, not pledgesUrban Dictionary: cookie game
A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."
It's called "Soggy Sao" in Australia, as typically they would use a Sao biscuit.
I knew there was a reason I went "GDI..."
The new copy pastas are getting out of hand, saw this on a gun subreddit
Remember chinese spyware is a privilege not a right lol
Glory to the CCP!
ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN市民请注意!
This
为党争光Glory to the CCP!
Life hack for living in a totalitarian state: Learn advanced coding and hacking. Hijack some state mook's computer networks whenever you need to do some shit ranging from buying weapons, getting some illicit funds, or simply screwing some pathetic state propaganda spewer over by posting insurrectionist shit using his/her network.
