Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[sirhrmechanic]

Next time I fly.... I am going to Taco Bell before heading through security. Just because...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

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Busted

 

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I fucking hate geometry!

 

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[normbal]

Nothing has made me happier in recent history than watching that video. I kicked the video games a year or two after enlisting. I have some friends that need this to happen to them.

My wife and I decided about 21 years ago never to give our son a game boy, let him play video games, etc. He'd play at friends but never got addicted like this, learning to play drums, guitar, and make furniture instead. Really talented guy.

This Dad, however, let this get out of control decades earlier and, I have no doubt his kid has some severe emotional delays/mental illness.

I doubt this will "fix" him.

Interesting that there are "recovery" (twelve step) programs for these "addictions."

But, all pedantic aside, I laughed my ass off.

 

[JimBianchi]

Took me weeks to read the whole thread!

And it was much more pleasant once I added Tuck to my ignore list.

The Alpha guys are insane. I've had a lot of firearms training, some of it really good relevant stuff i feel great teaching and doing demos. But that shit right there should scare everyone straight.

And has mentioned before, their save rate ain't nothing to brag about.

I'd post boobies but at this point I think every pretty girl ever put on the net is already here!

Good job!

 

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Here's to hoping the blisters heal soon for you.
Best wishes.

 

[168BTHPM]

Here's to hoping the blisters heal soon for you.
Best wishes.

He put you on his ignore list so I wanted to quote you, that way he can read your well wishes.

Why anyone would want to ignore Tucker is beyond me. Who else brings such culture, sophistication and articulation to this thread now that Shankster rarely visits?

Anyone can post videos of Japanese porn star boobie squeeze day like this one.

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Or pictures of huge boobs like this.

Or the booty thong shot like this.

 

[farmerbrown]

Only in Switzerland...

 

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[gray1974]

Here's to hoping the blisters heal soon for you.
Best wishes.

I'm not gonna say I laughed out loud but I did snicker loud enough for my son to give me a questioning look.

 

[JimBianchi]

168 there is no need to quote Tucker, I'm sure whatever he has to say only reflects badly on himself and doesn't concern me.





Thanks Toast, good find.

 

[nesikabay]

Took me weeks to read the whole thread!

And it was much more pleasant once I added Tuck to my ignore list.

The Alpha guys are insane. I've had a lot of firearms training, some of it really good relevant stuff i feel great teaching and doing demos. But that shit right there should scare everyone straight.

And has mentioned before, their save rate ain't nothing to brag about.

I'd post boobies but at this point I think every pretty girl ever put on the net is already here!

Good job!

I also had him on ignore. But changed. His post are different and some are good. He adds something different here. I suggest you take him off and really look at his post. He adds something worth looking at every day

 

[nesikabay]

One thing I thought I would never say is go Tucker

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I, for one, appreciate Tucker's posts. Some are a bit 'out there...' but the whole point of this thread is to post humor and other things that are... out there.

Those motivated only by mammalian protruberances and gluteii... Have fun. Fap away. I come here for a daily laugh and a daily dose of "WTF was THAT..." Tucker provides that kind of fun escape and more.

Once upon a time, SH had a "hot girlfriends thread" that was intended for spanking/fapping material. Guess it went away? Not sure. But the MPT was always intended for bizarre posters and seriously twisted humor, not whacking material (to quote the movie "Airplane.")

So while some of Tucker's material strikes me as a bit 'out there' I am 100 percent positive that he can say the same about some of the "funny??!!??" crap I post. I have a sense of humor that will ensure the US Senate never confirms me for fu**ing anything. To each his own!

Keep Calm and Laugh on... or fap on... whatever breads 'yo fried chicken... is fine with me. But I could give a rats a** about looking at tits here. On the other hand, a good laugh is priceless. You guys who make me laugh... are the highlight of my day!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

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[168BTHPM]

Not your average Hühnerficker.

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Not your average Hühnerficker.

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THAT is how shit like Ebola gets started. Monkey fucks a duck, then he goes to a party....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

THAT is how shit like Ebola gets started. Monkey fucks a duck, then he goes to a party....

Or becomes an airline flight attendant...

Just 'sayin.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[MCSO1357]

Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! - YouTube

 

[LanceS4803]

I also had him on ignore. But changed. His post are different and some are good. He adds something different here. I suggest you take him off and really look at his post. He adds something worth looking at every day

Same here.
Unblocked him a while back after seeing some of his most recent posts, reposted.

 

[alreadygone]

Sometimes he'll post stuff not quite my cup to tea (a bit boring), but for the most part, Tuck tickles hell out of me.

Bob


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[dohnuts58]

Or becomes an airline flight attendant...

Just 'sayin.

Cheers,

Sirhr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU9-TKRkaUw&sns=em

 

[para72]

LoL!

First pocket toy?

Poor frog.....

 

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[TNT]

and who was the ultimate winner of that one?

 

[david walter]

The Spartans.

Sparta is know throughout history for honor in battle.

Persia? Rugs.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Anyone remember the Soviet "Lada" car? Finest consumer item the Soviets ever produced!!



Used to be said that the USA never had to worry about Soviet suitcase nukes... because the USSR lacked the technology to make suitcases.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[TNT]

The Spartans.

Sparta is know throughout history for honor in battle.

Persia? Rugs.

Wrong war(s). I think the Spartans basically were just put into the "not very relevant anymore" category after the Macedonians came along. They didn't quite conquer the Spartans, but the Macedonians had the rest of Greece with them (those they didn't conquer allied with them), and Sparta made one more attempt later on at a land grab and failed. Ultimately, the Spartans were just a population that wanted to be left alone once they subjugated the helots. They decided the best way to be left alone was to have a strong military and not take any crap from anyone. They succeeded, for a while. But like any nation, as it was not growing relative to the rest of the world, it, and its influence, was shrinking, eventually to nothing.

 

[5RWill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZhNwfL5_O8

This video is awesome as hell and true most of all, advertisement or no.

"I could try and prove that i need one today. I could tell you it makes me sleep better at night, knowing that i'm keeping my world safe. That i'm doing my part to protect my future. I could try and prove that i'll still need one tomorrow. The same way i deserve to choose my own place of worship or even hold my own point of view, but some days that's under attack too. I could show you a culture that values principle, a culture where the term "stick to your guns" came from. Where no means no, and where yes means you'll give it your best shot. And if you fail you'll get up and try it again. I could tell you that the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. That the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. That the world hasn't changed that much, so why should we? But in the end, if i can't convince you that it's a need; then i'm a gun owner because it's my right."

Well said. Excuse my punctuation, not the best when it comes to grammar..

 

[jrassy]

Wrong war(s). I think the Spartans basically were just put into the "not very relevant anymore" category after the Macedonians came along. They didn't quite conquer the Spartans, but the Macedonians had the rest of Greece with them (those they didn't conquer allied with them), and Sparta made one more attempt later on at a land grab and failed. Ultimately, the Spartans were just a population that wanted to be left alone once they subjugated the helots. They decided the best way to be left alone was to have a strong military and not take any crap from anyone. They succeeded, for a while. But like any nation, as it was not growing relative to the rest of the world, it, and its influence, was shrinking, eventually to nothing.

Wasn't that about one hundred years later? Difficult to get a timeline( or for me to understand as I am pretty thick headed). I am pretty sure Phillip of Macedonia never defeated the Spartans.

 

[Maggot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZhNwfL5_O8

This video is awesome as hell and true most of all, advertisement or no.

"I could try and prove that i need one today. I could tell you it makes me sleep better at night, knowing that i'm keeping my world safe. That i'm doing my part to protect my future. I could try and prove that i'll still need one tomorrow. The same way i deserve to choose my own place of worship or even hold my own point of view, but some days that's under attack too. I could show you a culture that values principle, a culture where the term "stick to your guns" came from. Where no means no, and where yes means you'll give it your best shot. And if you fail you'll get up and try it again. I could tell you that the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. That the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. That the world hasn't changed that much, so why should we? But in the end, if i can't convince you that it's a need; then i'm a gun owner because it's my right."

Well said. Excuse my punctuation, not the best when it comes to grammar..

You type just fine, dawg.

 

[Maggot]

Wrong war(s). I think the Spartans basically were just put into the "not very relevant anymore" category after the Macedonians came along. They didn't quite conquer the Spartans, but the Macedonians had the rest of Greece with them (those they didn't conquer allied with them), and Sparta made one more attempt later on at a land grab and failed. Ultimately, the Spartans were just a population that wanted to be left alone once they subjugated the helots. They decided the best way to be left alone was to have a strong military and not take any crap from anyone. They succeeded, for a while. But like any nation, as it was not growing relative to the rest of the world, it, and its influence, was shrinking, eventually to nothing.

This is a long but informative read, if your interested, or read Herodotus, "The History". Bottom line is they will always be remembered for Leonidas and the 300 of his personal bodyguard who embarrassingly beat the piss out of 300,000? of Darius; best, until the archers snuck around from behind and killed them.

Sparta: The Fall of the Empire

 

[mountainman308]

This is a long but informative read, if your interested, or read Herodotus, "The History". Bottom line is they will always be remembered for Leonidas and the 300 of his personal bodyguard who embarrassingly beat the piss out of 300,000? of Darius; best, until the archers snuck around from behind and killed them.

Sparta: The Fall of the Empire

Ὦ ξεῖν', ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδεκείμεθα, τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι.

"Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by, that here, obedient to Spartan law, we lie."

 

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