Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Pandelerium1138]

You cant make this shit up boys. I feel for the old feller, but goddamn man, what were you thinking. Im never living to 83 if this is what it comes to.View attachment 7830131

It was Covid...

 

[HPIguy]

It was Covid...

It was Russians

 

[Mike Casselton]

Why does the ink directly on top her nipples look different then the rest, photoshopped in??? Zoom in real close on her nipple and you’ll see what I mean….

Because someone drew over it just like they did in her crotch.
Probably to make it pg-13...

 

[ffjoey]

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She needs to calm down on the eyebrow coloring.

 

[n2ishun]

Nipple?
What nipple ?

 

[lash]

Are adult men really explaining the tilt of the Earth to each other?

Well, if it tilts too much, we’ll all slide off…

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[XTR]

Back in the mid 80s when I was stationed at Pearl tried body surfing in Hanauma Waimea bay in 6 to 8 ft waves. I grew up on water, could swim like an otter, and of all the things Ive ever done on/in the water getting caught in the washing machine is the closest I’ve ever come to drowning.(Hanauma is always flat)

 

[Steel head]

 

[FjallJager]

Tatiana Fedoseeva - Boobpedia - Encyclopedia of big boobs

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[FjallJager]

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[carbonbased]

𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗲 | 𝗣𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿 (@terralucie) • Instagram photos and videos

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If real, Terralucie is paying the devil for antigravity pills.

 

[bullseye13]

Not an optical illusion.
He's standing on the sand bar at Pipeline in Hawaii at low tide.
Been there, done that, he's not going to get wet.
People that don't surf have no idea that those waves are breaking in waist high water.
That's also why they say "fear nada or don't surf".
Lots of people that have never surfed think surfing is gay.
I suggest trying it in water like that with waves that size.
You will find it takes balls the size of Texas......and then a backbone like the Eiffel tower on top of that.
Definitely not a gay thing.

Sounds like something a gay person would say.

 

[FjallJager]

If real, Terralucie is paying the devil for antigravity pills.

You can google Terra Lucie naked, I am fairly sure they are fakies. Really nice fakies.

She is actually a hunter gun chick. Just does the undercover thing. I know of a Argentian hunter model that knows her professionally. She goes incognito because she does the slutty thing, and doesn't want to get beat to death by the anti wierdos.

One of my coworkers is a lawyer who is married to a super average looking fashionista chick, who dresses like this Terra Lucie everyday. She is really skinny and flat chested, but she dresses like a million bucks. Never wears a bra and dresses nice and dress up slutty like this chick.

If you look at Terra Lucie's face, it is kind of a 7/8 type of thing. Much prefer this with a 10 body, over a 10 face and 5 body.

Said the fat bald guy from his mother's basement.

 

[EddieNFL]

Not an optical illusion.
He's standing on the sand bar at Pipeline in Hawaii at low tide.
Been there, done that, he's not going to get wet.
People that don't surf have no idea that those waves are breaking in waist high water.
That's also why they say "fear nada or don't surf".
Lots of people that have never surfed think surfing is gay.
I suggest trying it in water like that with waves that size.
You will find it takes balls the size of Texas......and then a backbone like the Eiffel tower on top of that.
Definitely not a gay thing.

Surfing is not gay.



Surfers are another story.

 

[Aussie Joe]

I guess at 83 you might as well try out all the fetishes that you see on the interweebz. I always thought that would be the time to start doing acid and blow, not jamming hardware store tubing up my dick.

Im not doing that sounding search, what did it say the pleasure is?

If he's 83, he would of most likely already tried acid, blow and the other wild things, having lived through the 60/70's

 

[carbonbased]

Nipple?
What nipple ?

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I can see it now…in the next frame, the “surgeon” pops that lil’ choc chip right in his mouth, mmm mmm mmm down the hatch!



So gross so so so grooooosssss

 

[143lrsd]

 

[gigamortis]

Here's a shot of this critter leaving the vet!

 

[zeroz]

If you're too scared to google it; you probably don't have the balls to read it. Not for the faint hearted

Clicked your link. Thanks dick.

For closure on the subject, in case you were thinking it would be fun to get into. Dude had to get his bladder sliced open to get it out. The tube had tied itself in a knot in his bladder. I guess while he was flossing the shit out of it trying for the prostate stimulation. Wasn't coming out, good thing he didn't keep tugging. Perhaps he should just buy one of the gnarly looking tools made for the job next time.

Great grandpa, what's that new scar on your belly from?

 

[37L1]

Hey, I was just rambling....none of that was directed at anyone.
I surfed when I was way younger and healthier....and scuba dove too.
Nothing better than spearfishing and tagging something that drags your ass all over the place.
Then take it home and eat it

BTW, the type of wave your referring to is called "walled out" since it curls (breaks) all at once, like a wall.

Gee, and in all this time I thought it was referred to as a "closeout."

Grommet. . .

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Back in the mid 80s when I was stationed at Pearl tried body surfing in Hanauma bay in 6 to 8 ft waves. I grew up on water, could swim like an otter, and of all the things Ive ever done on/in the water getting caught in the washing machine is the closest I’ve ever come to drowning.

One time at band camp

 

[n2ishun]

Gee, and in all this time I thought it was referred to as a "closeout."

Grommet. . .

A close out is when you're riding a normally breaking wave and then it starts breaking in front of you.
Hence, closed out.
This is a terrible gif but should give the idea of walled out, it all breaks at once.

 

[carbonbased]

A close out is when you're riding a normally breaking wave and then it starts breaking in front of you.
Hence, closed out.
This is a terrible gif but should give the idea of walled out, it all breaks at once.
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Giving me PTSD ha

 

[Marinevet1]

Clicked your link. Thanks dick.

For closure on the subject, in case you were thinking it would be fun to get into. Dude had to get his bladder sliced open to get it out. The tube had tied itself in a knot in his bladder. I guess while he was flossing the shit out of it trying for the prostate stimulation. Wasn't coming out, good thing he didn't keep tugging. Perhaps he should just buy one of the gnarly looking tools made for the job next time.

Great grandpa, what's that new scar on your belly from?

So, most people can't tie their fucking shoe.........so you are saying Grand Pa's bladder tied this plastic tube in a knot by it's self?.............what type of knot........half hitch, wall & crown, square knot.........I have a limited knowledge of medicine, and less knowledge of urology...........but "tied it's self in a knot.................

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[addertooth]

How Knotty!

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[TXAZ]

Holy Shit.
There’s a really bad day waiting to happen.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Hope it's not venomous. I've been dealing with a "Southern Black Racer" snake that likes to crash in my Garage. He sneaks in via the cracks in the garage door. I've sealed the door off now, but he's quite resilient. We'll see.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

@Dirty D ???

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[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[n2ishun]

Oh, you want more motivation muthafucker ?

 

[Redhook]

 

[Redhook]

 

[Redhook]

 

[Redhook]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Holy Shit.
There’s a really bad day waiting to happen.

Agreed. Who the hell wears Reebok?