Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[37L1]

A close out is when you're riding a normally breaking wave and then it starts breaking in front of you.
Hence, closed out.
This is a terrible gif but should give the idea of walled out, it all breaks at once.
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What is a closeout wave?

It's a surfer's nightmare, although some appreciate its raw power. The closeout wave is the antonym of surfing and a synonym for wipeout.

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Closeout Definition | SURFLINE.COM

Closeout definition in Surfline A-Z. The definition of a Closeout.

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[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Steel+Killer]

I would rather call a friend than depend on GM….Government Motors…..

 

[EddieNFL]

I would rather call a friend than depend on GM….Government Motors…..

Can you keep it you till he gets there?

 

[pmclaine]

RAF Corsair.......did you say flaps?

 

[pmclaine]

Brits can’t fly Corsairs!

Taught the USA how to land them on carriers.....

 

[502Chevelle]

Y’all are about 20 pages late on the Corsair debates. C’mon man! Pay attention!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Steel+Killer]

Can you keep it you till she gets there?

FIFY

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[ktjones1212]

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ready to row boat

 

[Major Wader]

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How did this one miss the Ass Of The Week post?

 

[Fx51LP308]

How did this one miss the Ass Of The Week post?

It didn't. I called it "Basic Black." It was highly considered and almost nominated. It would have been the 12th nominated pic but I had to cut nominations down to 10 this week as we didn't have enough general entries to justify 15 noms. And we're running short this week, as well. Only 12 general entries, so far. Hopefully, we can boost that up before 12n on Wed. if I get 50+ general entries, I'll increase the nominees to 15.

Just to clarify, a "general entry" is one that is worthy of consideration for GAOW. Some pics are not. If the pic is an "a$$" shot, and I gave it a "like," it's more than likely the case that it became a "general entry." This, because, sometimes, I also give "likes" to pics other than a$$ shots.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

@Dirty D ???

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Leg day and enjoy that fishy stank on the back of your neck buddy!

 

[LegioX]

 

[babyguppy]

Clicked your link. Thanks dick.

For closure on the subject, in case you were thinking it would be fun to get into. Dude had to get his bladder sliced open to get it out. The tube had tied itself in a knot in his bladder. I guess while he was flossing the shit out of it trying for the prostate stimulation. Wasn't coming out, good thing he didn't keep tugging. Perhaps he should just buy one of the gnarly looking tools made for the job next time.

Great grandpa, what's that new scar on your belly from?

I'm a dick? "Clicked your link. Thanks dick" when you clicked the following link, that said, .don't click here?
You the type of person that pees on a electric fence, after someone tells you not to do it? Then you blame the farmer? The link specifies, 'Don't click here'; the thread was about a tube up a pee hole, which (as I found out) is referred to as 'sounding'. LOL, I'm the dick?
You knew what you were getting into. It's like marriage, and then men are surprised when she takes half.
edit = added this to keep on topic

- elyse

 

[LegioX]

 

[LegioX]

 

[LegioX]

 

[LegioX]

 

[clcustom1911]

Stabby?

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Dude.

You win.

This is the answer.

Tourniquets, pressure dressings, and sutures are at the ready.

Would drink her toilet water.

 

[clcustom1911]

The final Stabitha, @clcustom1911 is feeling faint

I wholeheartedly appreciate you tagging me for that post. That's just a gift from Above.

 

[clcustom1911]

Speaking of motivation. I just got back from Iraq (again) and opened op a package...

Some ARMS 22M porn for my Mk12

 

[granite wagon]

I'm a dick? "Clicked your link. Thanks dick" when you clicked the following link, that said, .don't click here?
You the type of person that pees on a electric fence, after someone tells you not to do it? Then you blame the farmer? The link specifies, 'Don't click here'; the thread was about a tube up a pee hole, which (as I found out) is referred to as 'sounding'. LOL, I'm the dick?
You knew what you were getting into. It's like marriage, and then men are surprised when she takes half.
edit = added this to keep on topic

- elyse

Damn She is Beautiful!!!

 

[kd185]

Dude.

You win.

This is the answer.

Tourniquets, pressure dressings, and sutures are at the ready.

Would drink her toilet water.

get in line clc
i saw her 1st

 

[LegioX]

 

[LegioX]

 

[n2ishun]

Damn She is Beautiful!!!

Looks a whole lot like a girl I used to date.
Be careful with redheads, not going into the whole deal of explaining it.
Be careful.

 

[LegioX]

 

[91Eunozs]

I'm a dick? "Clicked your link. Thanks dick" when you clicked the following link, that said, .don't click here?
You the type of person that pees on a electric fence, after someone tells you not to do it? Then you blame the farmer? The link specifies, 'Don't click here'; the thread was about a tube up a pee hole, which (as I found out) is referred to as 'sounding'. LOL, I'm the dick?
You knew what you were getting into. It's like marriage, and then men are surprised when she takes half.
edit = added this to keep on topic

- elyse

noice!

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[SpookM14]

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Geez how many guys are sitting there taking pictures and why haven't they posted more angles?!

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

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Lol.......I am using this one.