Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

The one on the left needs big tits to keep you from looking at her face. Oh, don't quote me and bitch. I'd still fuck her. Doggy style. 🤠
Some of you guys crack me up, there isn't anyone of you that would say no to either one of them. If you say no, post up your picture and let's see what kind of stud you really are! Man, give me a gallon of Crisco and a blue tarp and this would be a fun time!
 
The bayonet holes will be easy to explain but what about the STD?
Had a buddy in the navy that swears up and down he got herpes from the water fountain on the ship. His wife believes him, so I guess it’s all good. I would go with bathing in the water fountain or something to start with. You can always deflect later and blame it on her. Never know what you might find out though.
 
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Tax was crazy back then too.
 
Some of you guys crack me up, there isn't anyone of you that would say no to either one of them. If you say no, post up your picture and let's see what kind of stud you really are! Man, give me a gallon of Crisco and a blue tarp and this would be a fun time!
Your reading comprehension sucks balls. You literally read the first sentence, stopped and quoted my post.:rolleyes:
 
Your reading comprehension sucks balls. You literally read the first sentence, stopped and quoted my post.:rolleyes:
You believe to be a God of the internet...you think that you are the only one who has a say...I typed the post out and didn't hit reply, you made your post, I happened to see that my reply was still on my computer when I sent it. You read my mind and stole my post.
 
Cousins, right?

Don't care if they are cousins, sisters, or just met. I just want to snuggle up between them and do some sister twistin, cousin lovin, new friend findin, wonderful and entertaining recreational sexual activities.

Neither of them is a raving beauty, and I do not give one single flying fuck about that, cause when I looked in the mirror this morning, I didn't think Tom Selleck or Brad Pitt was looking at me.
 
Don't care if they are cousins, sisters, or just met. I just want to snuggle up between them and do some sister twistin, cousin lovin, new friend findin, wonderful and entertaining recreational sexual activities.

Neither of them is a raving beauty, and I do not give one single flying fuck about that, cause when I looked in the mirror this morning, I didn't think Tom Selleck or Brad Pitt was looking at me.
How about John Goodman.....was he looking at you?